The Bastardly Asks: How should Michelle Trachtenberg pose?
Friday, January 19th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

These photos of Michelle Trachtenberg were taken @ the InStyle Fashion Show in Beverly Hills.
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She's nothing more than a key to be shoved into a cosmic lock.
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She's pretty. For some reason she reminds of a wolf.
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Something about her I really like...
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Nope. Can't see it.
Is that a kabbalah anklet?
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I'd do her.
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Oh no, she's fallen for Kabbalah!!
I say she looks good with both hands on her hips. :D
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I say she'd look better with both hands on her tits :D
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Actually, I'm pretty sure she's just plain old jewish, not kabbalah
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The best pose is on her back, spread eagle with Alyson Hannigan eating her pussy.
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the best pose is with her hand on my dick giving me a happy ending. i can always close my eyes and pretend i'm with salma hayek.
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I'd spunk in her mouth.
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She´s not ugly still she reminds me of a zombie with no tits.
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what's with her and the black nailpolish
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skinny,pasty and somewhat oily.next.
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I don't know what it is about this chick, but I would kind of like to make a romance in her butt.
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I agree with Rasheed. It's not that I think she's ugly. But she just doesn't do anything for me.
I saw her in this absolute shit movie called "Eurotrip" I think. And she's much too skinny in it (if that is her in it).
Just not my type.
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i dont even want to see her pasty, oilyness with clothes on, nevermind naked.
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