Salma Hayek vs. Penelope Cruz - The Bastardly Latina Matchup @ 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Tag team!!
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I prefer Penelope's sister. She is better than these two combined.
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They're both beautiful, but Salma is by far the winner in the body dept.
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tough call, but it's gotta be salma. her body alone is absolute perfection, to say nothing of her stunning face.
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Both of them are way doable, but Salma's got that soft, voluptuous body!
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Wiseman spoke wisely.
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Count me in with the "they're both hawt, but Salma's got a better body" crowd... The things I'd do to Salma Hayek... They'll illegal in 192 countries! :)
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Salma. She's hotter, and I bet she's more fun in the sack.
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Nice. Salma got awesome tits, Penelope has prettier face.
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Salma looks like a goddess.
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F both of them! I want MATT!
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Salma when she was younger, way younger. Cruz is just plain ugly.
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Penelope.
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Being a female, I don't want to do anything to them, however...
Salma has a bit of a man-jaw going on! Her face is sooo square. Also, she looks a bit chunky. I think Penelope, despite her nose, is a lot prettier.
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Penelope is too old looking, but Salma would be a dream.
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TITS WIN!!!!!
Ms. Hayek by a 20 lengths
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if there was a god, and he was a man, this is what all women would look like.
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I agree with the gals Salma Hayek has a fat, mans jaw she's really gained a lot of weight. Her jaw is more manly then Paris HIlton. I dont see her as a goddess. Plus her movies are so boring.
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While Salma has been pulling a "Tyra" lately, she's MUCH more beautiful... almost breathtaking. Penelope's cute @ best.
But then again, they say beauty fades... I guess it depends on what you prefer.
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Salma is so much better than Penelope. I can't get over Penelope's nose, that thing is huge. Salma is much more elegant and does't air her dirty laundry by bouncing from guy to guy. Plus, compaired to Salma, Penelope looks like a man...
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I spy a nipple in the background of the first picture on page three.
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Kat! Good eye!!!! OW!!!
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brown bag them both...
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one more vote for salma
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Penelope anyday! She's a godess while Salma looks like a guy.
And for people saying that Salma has a better body, do yourselves a favour and go see Almodover's last film "Volver". You'll see what I mean.
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Salma is hot, she makes Dubai look like antartica with her hot ass and body, penelope is ugly and kinda looks like Mr Burns with that nose
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Easy, chop Penelope's head off and attach it to Sandra's body. Perfect 10
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I'm going with Marco; I'll take Salma's body and blend it with Penelope's face.
Penelope's face is certainly not conventially attractive, but there's something about it that's quite appealing. I find Salma's face to be a bit manly.
But crikey, Salma does have some damn near perfect breasts!
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Salma without doubt
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Some of you guys are all fucking nuts Salma is by far the most beautifullest (She can turn me Gay! lol), even though I love them both. ANY WOMAN on this message board who has the nerve to say that Salma looks fat is just jealous and needs to grow a pair of tits and an ass and of course wishes she had that fire and sexiness that both of these latinas exude. NUFF SAID!
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salma all the way! I think every anorexic chick needs to be shown a photo of salma hayek just to make it clear to them what men want.
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all you girls are jelous, salma hayek is beautiful, next to her youll look ugly
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penelope is more beautiful and all natural. salma had a nose job and a boob job, and still she looks like a man to me! go penelope!
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Salma has a perfect body - though you can't tell in that hideous dress, but her face is wicked square. Shave off some of her jaw or just put Penelope's head on Salma's body and there you go.
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Talk about the Latin Explosion!
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I guess I'm the only one not loving Salma. I think she has a mannish face. Penelope is so much better looking in the facial region.
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they are both lookin fine!!!!!
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penelope is sooo overrated... shes not that great... salma has a great face and body
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What a pair.
Salma's, I mean.
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penelope is more beautiful and all natural. salma had a nose job
and a boob job, and still she looks like a man to me! go penelope!
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