Bastardly Hot or Not: Thora Birch @ L.A. Confidential Mag. Pre-Golden Globe Party
Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Thora Birch (born March 11, 1982) is an American actress. She was one of the leading child actors of the 1990's, starring in movies such as Hocus Pocus (1993), Now and Then (1995), and Alaska (1996). Since the 1990's she has moved on to more mature roles, with notable performances in films such as American Beauty (1999), and the acclaimed cult film Ghost World (2001). [Wiki]
ew she needs to put some lotion on those legs and feet, ashy as hell.
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Not. A world of not.
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she looks like jame gumb
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"
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Pass.
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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's a shame because she does have potential. (Or DID have potential, rather)
She needs a complete makeover. Better clothes, better hair, better makeup.
And though I'm not a huge fan of the ultra-tan skanks of Hollywood, she could use a bit of color on her skin.
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not only has she lost the looks she had in ghost world, buit she's obviously wearing a thong in these pics, which accompanied by her face is even more creepy
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ok. shes not the prettiest celeb,but tell me that she wasnt georgeus in American Beauty
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Oh god no, but those giant wounds are hilarious...
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What the hell happened she use to be preety in American Beauty and The Hole.
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forget the legs...what happened to the rack she had?!?
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Why does she look like that? No seriously.... why?
I wouldn't be caught at the grocery store looking that messed up.
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You know i've always thought when she was younger she had real potential, she has a nice figure, a pretty face, she had the potential to be like a Scarlett Johanssen type if you know what i mean (big breasts) If she emplyed a stylist for her hair/makeup for these events like the others (Johanssen etc) do, she could look amazing. Its as if she is making an conscious effort not too...probably as she is the serious arty farty actress type.
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Such a shame. I had high hopes for her. She was kinda like the new Christina Ricci, only with bigger tits and a slightly smaller forehead. And, of course, she followed Ricci on whatever Hollywood super-diet & lost the great rack.
Plus, it was really all down hill after she did that Limp Bizkit video.
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What happened to her? She was so cute.
That outfit's pretty bleh. The shoes are ok.
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She could use a little more in the eyebrow department...
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um ya herion is a hella drug.take a look at the track marks on pic number three.shes on drugs thats why she looks like this
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she looks like Porl Thompson from the Cure
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melanin drip! stat!!
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You've heard of bad hair days, but this must have been a bad everything day. Loved Thora in American Beauty and Ghost World. If she did get that boo-boo below her left knee in the way you've suggested, I would have wanted to be in that sound room. But for that day at least, she might have needed a bag over her head.
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Well, in some shots she looks quite pretty and serene, in others she looks over 40. Might have a good pair of pins. might not.
She looks far better with darker hair, and perhaps needs a better wardrobe of clothes to pick her outfits from.
Has the potential to be hot.
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I would fuck the living shit out of this sweet princess.That would be after I ate a steaming plate of her young shit.This cunt gets me hornier than a motherfucker
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What an ugly-I mean Ugggggggggglllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy!-face.
Her parents were only good for porn. She was an unbearably ugly child actress-I remember poor Harrison Ford looking horrified that this dirty trollish thing was playing his daughter in some '90s Tom Clancy film. Why is she in anything? She looks mishapen almost alien. Jenna Malone should pay Birch to follow her around to make herself look less ugly.
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