Cocaine Sniffing Alcoholic Lindsay Lohan Goes to Wonderland Rehab. Yay!
Thursday, January 18th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Lindsay's only 20 & going through what washed up actresses go through in their 40s. At this rate, she should have a gun to her head (Kurt Cobain style) by the time she hits 22. Anyway, this time around, Lindsay sounds serious. Real serious.
I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time. [CNN]
Well, let's wish Linds lots of luck b/c she's hitting up the famous Wonderland Center for Really Rich & Really Fucked.
According to its Web site, the Wonderland Center is a "residential treatment and detoxification facility providing services for alcohol, substance abuse and relapse-prevention programs."
"We provide first-class food service and accommodations, secure and gated on a private estate. The center has two swimming pools and three acres of sitting and walking areas," the Web site says. [CNN]
If anything, The Wonderland Center sounds like a fucking resort. I don't know about you guys, but I sure wouldn't want to recover knowing that I'll only end up going to a place with first-class food & three acres of sitting & walking space when things turn sour?! Being an alcoholic coke-sniffing socialite whore isn't all that bad, God damn it!!
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Patient during the Day & Prostitute by Night
- Lindsay Lohan in a See-Thru Dress @ some Chanel Launch Party
- Lindsay Lohan Took Time off Rehab to Attend Oscar Parties
- Cokehead Lindsay Lohan @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala
- Cokehead Lindsay Lohan @ "Georgia Rule" World Premiere
Beats vomiting on your curtains and screaming for the voices to stop.
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Good for you Lindsey! My god, she is so beautiul, the hating needs to stop- look at her bone structure!!!
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The ice weasels come out at night.
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Yup, it would be better if they took them all off into the wilds with nothing but a spoon, a blanket, and a ball of string.
Get them back to basics baby. Get them to appreciate things again. Get them to.....damn..
Maybe I'd better just adopt a wait-and-see policy with this one!
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wow - she looks beautiful.
and good for her about the rehab... at 20, that was probably a hard decision.
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OMG, what did she do with the puppy?!? It's gone in pictures #4 and #5!!! Noooooooo!!!!!
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Hey, rehab at 20 ain't so bad, remember Drew Barrymore? She was in rehab at 13. Anyways, cute puppy!
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Its ok, she has all the life ahead of her to check all rehab centers...
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Somebody said if she cleans up she could be the next Drew Barrymore. Any ways I think people should stop making fun of her she has talent.
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Aja, here here. Lindsay is really pretty. She needs to dump Paris and hang out with some better people. She's strange though. When Lindsay is in an interview she will never look the other person in the eye. She's a good actress, and a better than average singer.
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Even if she cleans up her act, she needs to stop all the late night clubbing and doing whatever she can to get in the tabloids. I dunno....i think her best years are gone.
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i wish i could have been fucked up enough to have to go to rehab at 20. just never had enough money. siiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhh.
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This bitch is a TWAT
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Looking good!
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Wonderland. The name provokes an image of care-free bliss. I
Wonderland. It seems an appropriate name for an amusement park.
Wonderland. It seems an appropriate name for the state narcotics take you: hazy, intoxicated, numb, unreal joy.
Wonderland does not seem like it should be the name of rehab center. A rehab center should provoke ideas of actually being in reality. Wonderland is a word that provokes not being in reality.
It's a little bit better than "Blissatonia" for a rehab center, but not by much.
It sounds like a cavalier name for what I read to be a cavalier facility. They let you leave the compound. Who's to say Lohan won't just get high outside.
It seems as shallow as it's name.
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