Tara Reid answers the $3,000,000 twice in one night!
Thursday, January 18th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Tara Reid was @ the Magic Millions Carnival in Brisbane... hence the emergency shortage of alcohol there.
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Not to be mean to Tara, but I don't really think she needs to be drunk to do anal.
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LOL! Those captions are great! I love the first caption.
Tara Reid is such a whorey drunkard. There's no one she wouldn't do...but no one would do her...unless their senses going to hell by either drugs, alcohol or old age.
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more posts need the $3 million tie in..... :)
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Best. Captions. Ever.
She might still be a drunk slut, but Tara is definetely looking better recently.
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I agree with Thumps. When she wants to keep herself together and act reasonably, she's a good-looking girl
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She looks different... She looks sober.
So odd. ;)
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I'm sure she'd love to hook up with a rich producer like the rest of the actresses, but nobody takes her drunk ass seriously. I will say the hair is sexy, but obviously it's fake extensions. She'll be broke soon. You can't play forever without working.
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Being touched by elderly men on events is her job!
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Isn't that in the second photo Mick Doohan?
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taking the old farts back to her hotel room is her real job. but she does look pretty fuckable in these pics.
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WTF????? How the hell is a semi-mullet sexy? She should be thankful that they're ONLY extensions.
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WTF???!? How the hell is a semi-mullet sexy??? She should be thankful those are ONLY extensions.
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are these shots promos for a escort sevice or something? it could be possible,its not like she can pass up the work.
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