Bastardly Lady of the Day - Tatianna
Monday, January 22nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
None. Other chicks don't do anything for me.
Do you like your boobs?
I do.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'm not that desparate for cash. And I'm not a hooker.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I've heard everything from Angelina Jolie to Jessica Alba. The worst was Cameron Diaz.
What makes you Bastardly?
I got my boyfriend's name tattooed on me. Oh, and I love this website of course.
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This is a typical American whore who sucks on hairy dick. Get an education you stupid whore instead of showing your little titties.
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You're pretty. Good answers too.
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She's really cute without makeup. But with makeup and all that shit, I'm not liking it.
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Nice legs, but you seem stupid. Oh, and Wiseman is gay.
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Hot ... but in a weird way. Too much make up and overprocessed hair. Fake eye color. OK never mind, NOT hot.
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Her eye color ruins it for me......I like the very first picture, but that is about it.
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Uh, yeah technology is amazing- I always thought people should have fire engine red fucking eyes.
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Next.
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I like the dress and heels! Like you better without that make-up though. And your man is nice, can i borrow him for the night??
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her friend is cute in that first pic. thats about it
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Pretty russian whore, It looks like the profit Morhamhead has resurfaced as Musturda Abstoola Hajibaba,the gay hairy dick comment gave it away.
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I like her. Straight forward. Very nice legs too
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p.s. it's not contacts
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I think that she is really pretty...I was surprised that the community thought otherwise. Her eyes look natural to me, and pretty. Dress was cheap, but the body is pretty rockin'. The guy (s) are fug and ruin the picture.
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After a couple hours she is growing on my. I still like the first picture the best.
BTW.....What is going on in the 2nd picture? The last two pictures with the guys
ruin it though......She just looks so much different.
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I like her. She's cute.
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she actually looks a helluva lot better than the skanks that are usually posted as BLOTD, she does look like angeline jolie... too bad her bf's pretty fugly.
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I actually like her eye color (I think it's real, as well)
But she wears too much makeup and it makes her look like a tranny.
And, as previously stated, a tattoo of a current boyfriends' name does not make you bastardly, just young and foolish.
Pretty girl though. Just lose all that makeup.
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Plus, you DO look desperate for money, witch.
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nice body and lips
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A brown bag is the ultimate accessory these days.
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She's cute enough, but fuck her. It's bad enough that she says "Other girls don't do anything for me", but then to claim she wouldn't fuck her grandpa's bridge partner for $3 million ? I call bullshit. This is the internet, and every chick on it is into depraved three ways with another chick and a 75 year old man. Here's a newsflash honey - you're not quite hot enough to start setting these kinds of limits. You're like the "next big thing" pornostar who starts off day one saying "no anal". We all know you'll give it up eventually.
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aw, shes adorable! i wonder when shell turn to drugs and anorexia then she may be a tad more, thinner, yet...washed up and unhealthy.....does anyone agree?
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her face is a little rough, but she's got great legs. stupid answers.
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Shallow answers during the interview and empty looks... 2 out of 10 from me.
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Having anyone's name tattooed on you does not make you bastardly- it makes you borderline retarded! I have two sleeves and have started a backpiece, so I'm all about tattoos, but names are the first sign of some serious brain damage. You two will be dunzo in no time, and you'll be left with a cover up candidate- that assumes he can get a refund from "mail order brides" or maybe he'll just eat the cost.
When'd you get off the boat from the motherland?
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Very pretty, but using too much makeup in the last pics. Also, your car on the first page is way too small for you, despite your comments you clearly need a sugar daddy like me so you can afford something bigger.
And the tattoo was a terrible idea, it will have to go before I buy you a new car.
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#33 lee--- may you burn in hell for comparing this plain jane to the wonderful angelina.
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wow, you are cute...You do kinda look like Angelina Jolie too!
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She's cute. Stupid when she got that tatt though.
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you do NOT look like angelina or jessica... but ur okay
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You're alright looking. Your eyes creep me out.
I see a future for you in the "erotic" massage business.
"extra 10dolla I give happi ending"
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anything from angelina to Jessica alba??.....PLEASE!!!!
Dream on girl!!!
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Good answers? I'd really have to disagree... She seems boring, unimaginative and pretty damn self-obsessed. The question that annoys me the most is how she says 'Cameron Diaz was the worst', as if she is so incredibly hot that being compared to Cameron Diaz is an awful thing... I don't think you look like Angelina Jolie OR Jessica Alba, and I think Cameron Diaz is both inaccurate and flattering to you. You just look like a cheap whore, and your answers just make you more annoying.
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Next time, show your tits, bitch!
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WHAT?.....DID KMART HAVE A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON MAKEUP,CLOTHING,MEN,HAIR STYLES,ECT?....GO BACK TO THE TRAILER PARK!
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ur face doesn´t do it for me, but your legs are indredible long and gorgeous, because you are so tall....just wow!
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very slavic looking......probably sucks a mean cock
7 of 10
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There's always an obligatory 'I have a boyfriend/thick-eyebrowed male friend that could kick your ass if you think of something funny' picture.
Pablo's imagination all rainbows and puppies, swearz!
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You're beautiful, I wish I'd look like you.
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butta,and regarding the answers she gave to the first 3 questions...she seems boring to tears.nothing special here move on
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Hot. Give me a call.
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not hot at all...she looks like your typical Russian chick
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I dig her.
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Page #2 is nice! Great legs!
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Looks a little like Milla Jovovich but then something went wrong with the mouth area and the personality. And the dirty elbow on page three is really not that attractive. Sorry but you look better without all that trashy makeup.
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page 2 - the only pic worth looking at. she's cute, but something doen't seem right up close.
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I've got to go with - Hot!!
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I would love to eat at the Y on this bitch. Hot legs and probably a pretty nice snatch too.
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Tragic Hero: "yo whattup ma..this is the kid Tragic"
*10 minutes later*
Tatianaa: "oh, hey"
Tragic hero: "chillin..so whats good?"
Tatianna: "uhh.. im fine... do u need something?"
Tragic Hero: "yea, im sayin..when are u and me gonna do this"
Tatianna: "do what?"
Tragic Hero: "u knnooow.."
Tatianna: "look dude..i'm not feelin u like that.."
Tragic Hero: "but yo baby, i got them dope moves"
:(
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Great legs. Very pretty eyes and lips, but i agree you dont need so much make up, maybe tone it down a little. Although in your defence, your only made up in the obviously staged pictures, doesnt look like you wear that much everyday.
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Hopeful, you may just be the world's biggest dumbass.
"This is the internet, and every chick on it is into depraved three ways with another chick and a 75 year old man"
What the hell! Just because YOU are a faggot and would take it up the ass any day, doesn't mean that the rest of us would!
For your information, dumbass, girls do nothing for me either and I would NOT do anything with a 75-year-old man.
Get a life!
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The girl looks fine. When it comes to the tattoo, if Angelina Jolie pix were posted I don't think anyone would comment on the "Billy Bob" tat.... which does not change the fact that names are a bad idea =) Q.E.D.
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If Jolie's pic were posted there would be alot of other things to focus on besides the tat of Billie Bob's name. She got it at a young and stupid phase of her life too! Again, names are never a good idea unless they are attached to mom or your child...
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Cute. Five Coronas and I'm in.
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looks rather manish on page 3
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She seems like an idiot. No, I take that back, she is an idiot. That makes her very unattractive.
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She's kind of gorgeous, maybe not in pictures, but in real life I can definitely see it. I like pg. 4, the first one. But still, I don't like her. Hot, but no.
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Not bad on pic 1 and 4, on the other 2 pics too much make up. Actually, a lot of women make themself uglier by putting on too much make up, I fucking hate that, are they fucking blind or retarded perhaps?
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Fake or real, her eyes creep me out.
The 1st dude on page 4 is a mouth breathing buster.
She's ugly as shit in that same pic. The very first one was the best, but she looked like she was 14 freaking years old.
Trashy tattoo. Don't even want to imagine where it is on her.
I'd do her if I was drunk and horny, but I wouldn't spend all night chasing her around. She's a 5 at best.
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"Hopeful" would ENJOY taking it up the ass, I'll have you know. Gay people are like that. Straight people like us cant even begin to understand the complexities of the homosexual mind, and of ANAL!!!!ness.
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Not bad, but having your boyfriend's name tatooed on you does not make you bastardly, it makes you a fool.
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That tattoo doesn't make you bastardly, chickie, it makes you fuckin' stupid. I wonder how will you feel when you get your boyfriend caught sodomizing your little friend over there.
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having your boyfriend's name on your body is NOT bastardly...it is stupid! After that comment I pretty well shut down the welcoming committee...N...E...X...T...
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you're hot tatianna, but ditch teh boyfriend.
he will only hold you back in your career ambitions. You want to model, right? As for the tattoo...you can get that laser'd out, so no worries.
And remember, if all else fails, the porn industry awaits your entry w/ open arms.
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too much make up, but pretty. Nice legs.
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Beat her mistreat her, do anything that you please
Bite her, excite her, make her get down on her knees
Abuse her, misuse her, she can take all that you've got
Caress her, molest her, she always does what you want.
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She looks okay. That dress looks really cheap. Number 12 and 13 are right; Let us know how that tattoo works out when your b/f and you split up.
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Beat her mistreat her, do anything that you please
Bite her, excite her, make her get down on her knees
Abuse her, misuse her, she can take all that you've got
Caress her, molest her, she always does what you want.
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Seriously? Really? You think that getting a tat of ur bfs name on you makes you bastardly? Bitch please. You look rather mentally challenged. Nice legs, I'll give you that much. But the face isn't doing it for me. Like everyone else said, just another overprocessed slutty plastic.
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U. Could passs for angelina j shit u spik looking gomez
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