Bastardly Ugly Hasbeen Cam: Sarah Jessica Parker @ the Motion Pictures Awards Gala
Monday, January 22nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

She has an amazing witch-face coming along. At this haggish rate, I'm kind of scared to think what this woman will look like 10 years from now. For the general public's sake, let's just pray Sarah coughs up some dough & goes the plastic surgery route...





















Nasty big nosed whore who sucks dick.
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Zoiks!! Big veiny feet.
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Where's the bag!!!! Wiseman, you little gay boy.
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I've never understood why people think she is pretty at ALL. She is a HAG. And, look at her chest skin... you can see the sun damage. She needs laser treatments, to erase her image from my eyes.
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Ugh. I need to shower now.
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she looks like a witch,she didn`t convince me that she isn`t hiding green skin under her clothes!
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Mr. Ed in a dress.
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She's HOT, and so are her legs. Looks better than most of the ematiated, mal-nutritioned sluts you post here.
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she's actually not as bad looking as many people think.... i like that she's got a healthy, slender, yet NON-ANOREXIC body.
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She has got nice legs, well, the look nice in the pics. Her face looks smoother than in some pics I've seen, has she had work done already.....? Or has she put on a little weight perhaps..?
Hm.
She looks good.
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One of the ugliest women in Hollywood ever. Truly sickening, she make me wanna puke.
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Looks like a horse-witch mutant.
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As I have often contended, THE ugliest woman in hollywood. I think the horse-witch mutant comment hits the nail on the head.
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She looked her best in Square Pegs. Obviously she was younger and I think she was a few pounds heavier. During her run on Sex and the City, she had a killer bod but had a rat face. What really pissed me off was that she was the only bitch on that show that didn't show her tits. THANK YOU FOR KIM CATTRALL.
Now I'm waiting for hair to grow out of that wart on her chin.
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Ugly jewish woman.
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when can she fall off the face of this planet? I'm REALLY TIRED of Hearing & Seeing her inbred ass. Seriously I've fed better looking inbred and mutated wet rats to my snake.. It's no wonder why he threw up.
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leave her alone ok i like kim to but i dont think she is ugly she aint that bad
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How dare you put her in uglies list? she looks better than most girls half her age.. damnit!!
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hasbeen?...she never was. ick.
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I remember the first time I saw SJP, in LA Story. She was so cute and perky. Now, she has serious horse-face. Smoking like a chimney is probably the cause for her going ugly.
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Actually, for a horse, she doesn't look half bad.
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and...she really needs to hide those legs.
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UGLY ...HORRIBLE...DISGUSTING.......
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