The Search for Paris Hilton's Storage Items Begins! Find Nude Photos, Personal Drug Diaries, Sex Tapes & Much More!!
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
A new website (that's secretly owned by Paris Hilton), ParisExposed.com has gotten a hold of Paris Hilton's abandoned storage items & wants to sell it to you for a small monthly fee of $39.97.
ORRRR...
...You can just wait until tomorrow morning for everything to be released on some random website.
In the meantime, here's what's buzzing around the web...
The website says that the stuff is legally theirs as Paris surrendered her rights to it when she forgot to pay the $208 bill.
I don't have a lot of sympathy for Paris, but I know I would be devastated if all my personal stuff ended up on the Internet like that. [Cele|bitchy]
I think bitch just wants a little more boost to her celebrity status..they do say fame is addictive and by they I mean the stripper who though she was famous because she had an old fat guy come in daily to see her. We've already seen her get fucked, the only think more embarrassing would be video of her shitting, which is probably something I'd come out of impotency to jerk off to. [Drunken Stepfather]
All the new goods "were acquired by me through a broker," said Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com. He noted that he obtained the Paris possessions in September. [Yahoo]
According to Page Six, David Hans Schmidt introduced himself as the broker of her private diaries, videotapes and photographs that were put up for auction when she didn't pay her storage bill.
Schmidt replied, 'Make it out to 'The Guy Who Has My Storage Locker Stuff.'
A stunned Hilton reportedly shot back, "That stuff can't be published.'
Schmidt retorted with, "Like your sex video?" referring to Hilton's infamous sex tape "1 Night in Paris." [SFGate.com from Paris's visit to NYC earlier this month]
More photos below, but mostly NSFW!!
Hey...Ed long time no post....
and just look at those skeet bite!! EWW
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Hey, now I have an attacker of my own! Caitlin someone!
Turns out......After looking at all the documentation.......Paris was born deflowered! She actually gave it up to a slippery looking cell named corpucel Francis for $15.95. She had her first Herpes infection in the first trimester!
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Sad part....It's makes GGW.....Look like a masterpiece. The girl she is kissing is about the puke on her!
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OK. Crazy at work today though! Hope I can get out of here by 10.
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How are you? Have you figured out where you are going yet?
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Paris is a hole for sale and irresponsible shite like this is just part of her trip. do you think she's going to miss a beat? the rules don't apply to her. she has plenty of FU cash. most of us on the other side of easy street will never understand what it is like to have multi-millions you don't have to work for that you can spend at will without a care in the world. the view from above is hers. when you live up above everybody who cares what falls on the ground below you?
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hi baby girl, i just want u to know that i love u with all my heart and ill always be here for u baby girl...ur the greatest thing that has ever happened to me...i dont know what i would do without u in my life...i would go crazy if i ever lost u baby...im gonna love u no matter how far we are from each other...nothin will ever change the way i really feel about u baby girl...u mean the world to me and i cant wait for the day that we will finally see each other...i would wait all my life for u baby and i wanna spend the rest of my life with u...im glad i found u baby...I LOVE U....LUIZ & BROOK TOGETHA 4 EVA
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i think shes ok...i would rather have u in the bath tub and see u in the bath tub then see her...i love u baby girl...i cant wait for our first kiss as a couple
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That one dude looks like he's got about a kilo of blow on his chest.
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This could go one of two ways:
1. This is yet another publicity stunt. Very obvious.
2. The bitch really is too stupid to pay a $208 fine (I thought she was rich) and really is stupid enough to let stuff like birth certificates and bank statements be released to anybody anywhere.
Sorry whore will do anything for attention.
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Her goat nipples are highly problematic. Disturbing genetic revenge.
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OMG, poor Paris. Not a big fan, but I feel sorry for her.
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No boobs
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I don't feel sorry for the rich bitch,pay the storage fee & your shit won't get auctioned off. Eduardo & Hot Lips please get a room, I'll pay the 29.99 vig for the short stay rate for you lovebirds.
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Call me crazy, but she looks pretty good naked.
And who wouldn't want to bang her as hard as possible, just to see if you could wipe that perennially bored, disaffected look off her bird-like mug?
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who is the chick with the parasite in picture 7?
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I just love her. I would fuck Paris in a heartbeat. So what if she is a slut. I bet it is still somewhat tight. Come on Paris bring it on...my hard on is waiting for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Moneyed skanks so I'm definitely in...
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the girl she's kissing looks awfully a lot like adriana lima..
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i do not have any sympathy for her, what a dumbass. this is what happens when people like her think they are above everyone else in the world. sorry paris you have to pay your bills too. i cannot imagine her planning something like this...shes just too stupid.
that really does look a lot like adriana lima in picture 7...ew i hope thats not her. paris would ruin her.
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That girl she's slobbering all over in picture seven looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan.
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the girl she is kissing is Nicole Lenz, she's with her in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPfFbIj-07Y
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Doesn't this virus-of-a-celebutante have lackeys that pay her bills for her? C'mon - this chick cannot handle a budget because she doesn't know the value of money. I wonder what her parents think? Does daddy watch GGW and brim with pride knowing his first daughter has achieved such a momentous goal as showing hers to Joe Francis? Did she get her pink trucker hat and tank top for this photo? The dude with the blow on his chest looks like that King of Queens guy...
Don't feel sorry - she brought this on herself.
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What a Scammer and fraud.
Parasiteexpoused was created and paid for on Nov 17, 2003. Her "storage" was sold in LA, Dec 2005. The News broke of her "stupiedity" for not paying for the storage in Feb 2006. Do the math..... This was all planned and the evidence shows it. It is all a con, fraud, scam.
And to those whom subscibe to this site are keeping that smug smile on her face. Get real folks. She knows what she is doing and laughing all the way to the bank.
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Yes! I knew the skank would do it. You can count on Paris to be her absolute best at what she does......Whoring.
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Hey^^ how are you are you Ed?
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awww thats touching louie^___^ i feel the same way honest i do can't wait until that day. so what ya think about Paris?
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Oh my dear lord...this just stunted my growth...
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yeah i feel sorry for her...
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What's the deal with that dude covered in cocaine!? Is Parisite supposed to snort on him or something? lol
What a piece of trash!
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I feel the same baby and i do love ^__^
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