Predicting the Bastardly Future: The Big Oscar Winners (Use For Winning Bets w/ Friends)
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

How can we be sure, you ask? Just trust us. Just put your money down on what we've bolded & please remember to double down if the opportunity arises. I'm not gonna wish you good luck b/c luck is only for people who might lose.
BEST PICTURE
**Babel**
The Departed - M.Scors always gets shafted.
Letters from Iwo Jima - Clint has clout, but not his year.
Little Miss Sunshine - This was a funny flick, but that's all.
The Queen - It's a movie about the fucking Queen!! Yes, the fucking Queen!
BEST ACTOR
**Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond**
Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
Peter O'Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
BEST ACTRESS
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
**Helen Mirren, The Queen**
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet, Little Children
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
**Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond**
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg, The Departed
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
**Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine**
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel






















Wow, there are 2 black actors listed for best male lead. I wonder if Spike Lee will still cry racism at these awards. You know a few of them have to win no matter what so the NAACP won't call a protest.
Every time Pan's Labyrinth was nominated for an award, Salma Hayek got all excited and shouted that one out a little bit louder. Gee I wonder if that was a coincidence that this was a MEXICAN film? Who the fuck's even heard of this film, let alone seen it?
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YES.. some HISPANICOS are nominated! i'm happy.. and i really like will smith so... its not just white people!
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Pan's Labyrinth is very, very film.
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Seriously Big Papi,
Do you actually wonder why people like Spike Lee get all up in arms about racial issues? When there are morons like you over-populating the planet, spewing your hatred? You're lines are so tired and uneccesary. Every goddamn post you make has to be racist and offensive and its getting old.
And who the fuck cares that Salma Hayek was excited to see Pan's Labrynth nominated. Of course she was excited... she has every right to be.
Please crawl back under whatever rock you came from, do us all a favor, and shut the fuck up.
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Yea Big Papi, there is a difference between being bastardly and a god damn ass-hole. Sadly you don't fit the bill.
peaches!
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Pan's Labyrinth is very, very good film.
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