Bastardly Sexual Relations: Did David Beckham Sleep w/ Maria Sharapova Behind Posh's Back?
Thursday, January 25th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
- Katie Holmes is looking very sexy these days! It's funny how she's 10x sexier when Tommie is thousands of miles away from her imprisoned ass. [DListed]
- Tara Reid once again proves that she's a Drunken $2 Whore. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Drunkest Stepfather in blogging sent by one of his funny emails this mornings w/ some really important news. No, the troops aren't coming back from Iraq. AIDS cure? Nope. Jesus (a.k.a. Drunken Stepfather) writes, "I found 8 of the Paris Hilton Exposed Videos, they all suck, but some show her dirty herpes box...." Then after about 20 minutes, we get another email.
Here's a RAR file of 8 of the Paris Exposed Videos. She's Naked in all of them and they are all worth watching/posting....so download this file.
http://rapidshare.com/files/13269103/p4r1sAi0ful.rar
I am here to share. You're welcome. Let's Make out, after I pass out in this drunken stupor....
- There's a new genre in town, my friends. The gay and lesbian rap and Hip-Hop. I'm not a homophobe or anything, but I just had no idea there were gay gangsta rappers. [Towerload]
- Help me out here! I can't tell whether J.Anuston is uglier w/ or w/out the new nose. [A Socialite's Life]
- Australian Open Update: Serena Williams...is still ugly. [Crunk + Disorderly]
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David Beckham is sooo hot!!!
I wish he'd date someone awesome and hot - like me! Posh is very ugly. This Sharapova girl is at least decent-looking.
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i hope he slept with this chick. posh is ugly. i wonder if she maintains that same facial expression during sex. can't tell if she's cumming or going.
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nasty sharapova looks nothing like the ads..
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Adam Levine fucked Masha two yrears ago. After him she is fucked with guys. Is DB fuck her. Yes. and who is next
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