Paris Hilton's Storage Box of Goodies: Who Snorted off the Dude Covered in Blow?
Thursday, January 25th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

First of all, can someone please ID the dude? It's always more fun when real names are thrown into the mix.
Also, if you haven't seen some of the photos that were released yesterday, head on over here.

























looks like o.j., strangely enough.
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that's a lot of fucking coke
how bout a monetary estimate
maybe some of the more "knowledgeable" bastardly readers can help out
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Looks like Jon Favreau with down syndrome.
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hey, that does sorta look like a tanless o.j.
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I still question whether or not that is really coke.
If so I'm incredibly jealous.
Of the amount of coke. Not the whole snorting-it-off-of-the-shirtless-fat-man
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Holy fucking shit Dude! Here we go again with the Paris Frenzy
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Nobody parties like The Heiress...about twenty large.
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that kinda looks like baby powder.
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From the video of this incident:
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=500
I would say a lot of this coke was wasted. You see the guy covered in coke, he says Paris did a bunch but you don't see it, then you see him vacuuming his chest off afterwards.
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"When I arrived in, in South Florida in 1985 the cost of a kilo of cocaine wholesale was about $14,000 to $15,000. It is fifteen years later. The cost of a kilo of cocaine is approximately the same on a wholesale basis."
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dude name is todd kaplan he is from nyc he is a huge coke head , his poor family thats what you get when you give your kids tons of money and no morals you create a coke head with no boun drie
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Looks like the guy they were after in smokin aces actually
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He's Butt Ugly!
I was expecting a Hunky Young Stud!!!
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Hey Mr X! Sounds like you have some serious jealousy issues. Maybe you should get your facts straight before you start throwin names out. Douchebag!
Oh yeah! Learn how to spell you illiterate bastard!
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