The Bastardly Theory Behind The Paris Hilton Storage Box Scandal
Thursday, January 25th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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I'm pretty sure all you bastards are tired of hearing about this crap, but admit it, the @ hand news is truly infectious. You cannot help but throw it out there b/c, as much as people hate the herpes-infested socialite prostitute, they still wanna know her dirty secrets & see all her skanky videos.
So w/ that in hand, I give you the Bastardly Theory on all this bullshit.
It's actually very simple. So you're probably wondering (if you're not, then you're probably in denial): Who the hell's behind all this stuff?
It's probably lindsey lohan, and that was why she escaped rehab...
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It's pretty obvious she's the owner of this website
She's the skankiest whore ever.
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Ofcourse it's her doing it,this girl has no shame.She should have at least included some soiled undies,then it wouldnt look so bad.:D
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she is the undisputed queen of all skanks and sluts..that said, with some serious heavy duty protection,i would bang her til' she couldn't walk strait. something to tell the grandkids about.
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^ You'd bang her so hard her uterus rips, if that's what you're saying. The cum would probably seep around her internal organs but it's okay because Parisite Hilton is made up of 75% cum.
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And since she's made up of mostly cum, I bet everytime she fingers herself, she gets pregnant.
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Sounds good to me. I never thought it was accidental.
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hm.
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Best way to divert attention on her no contest DUI plea.
Classic PR move.
Of course she is the owner, producer and "brains" behind all of this.
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I hope she's making money on this- way better than "The Simple Life".
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Peeps are pretty damn gullible to believe this IS'NT orchestrated. I agree with BASTARDLY. .....with all the property this family owns; Houses/condos on every point on the compass. Wouldn't you would think there was a basement in one of them??? Perhaps a garage attic???? I dunno, call me provincial, but I'd sure the shit would not keep really personal items in a storage locker somewhere in New Jersey!!!!! Parasite is has played all those who have given her money based on these videos or web-site. Perhaps someone needs to file a fraud-suit against her based on her intention to mis-lead the public and consumers in general. Wanna find out more. Execute a freedom of information request and scope out who owns the web-site and trace it back. I an certain the breadcrumbs (or skabs) lead back to her highass.
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IN ADDITION.....
Fact; Parasiteexpoused was created/registared in Nov 2003. See whois
The story of the locker in LA being sold broke in February 2006 (the actual sale was in December 2005).
SO............do the math. The site was created in 2003, the facility went to auction in Dec 05....
TADA! A scam is born.
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