A Bastardly Discussion: WHY DOES BASTARDLY COMMENTING SUCK ASS?
Friday, January 26th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

We, your benevolent yet Bastardly Dictators, are receiving an increasing number of complaints about the growing suckiness in the Bastardly Comments. After checking on these alarming claims we realize they are true. Ya, can you believe it? In order to help alleviate this growing trend we have developed this really lame questionnaire.
If you answer yes to more than one of these questions, then you are part of the problem so we plead with you cut it out & get back into line.
1. Leaving the same comment in 10 posts (i.e. "I'd hit it." or "She's a slut." etc etc)
2. Are you trying to hook up w/ people within posts?
3. Are you calling other posters fat ugly losers
4. Do you just stick around for posts of black people so that the KKK-Member inside you can come out of the closet?
5. Do you make fun of other visitors more than the celebrities in question?
Remember, this is all here so that we can waste time @ work, look @ hot women we can never sleep with & of course, make fun of really rich & famous people. So, why must we hate on each other? For those of you needing counseling in the area of love, please read this post. Remember, it's one thing to be Bastardly, but it's a whole another thing to be a sick, annoying whorebag of a bastard.
LINK: Bastardly Society Discusses Commenting Issues
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I'm glad something's being said about this, finally!
[melodramatic] Can't we all just get along!?? [/melodramatic]
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This website is awesome, too bad some losers have to ruin things for the rest of us. There's always going to be a few dumb idiots who have nothing better to do than leave retarded comments because they are starved for attention. I say just ignore them and they'll go away.
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Thank you. This site was turning into the 50's klan era. Bitch Papi and Wiseman. All the racist crap spewed about blacks,mexicans, and other minorities is not bastardly. Just fucking ignorant.
That's why I quit posting.
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And I doubt if you remember me Moe, But I used to post on this site way back in 04. I dissapeared for a while, and came back to all this racist crap. Thanks buddy for taking note.
Also the comments about killing women, just fucking creepy. Telling women to go commit suicide for not keeping their legs closed? Seriously...Where did all the real men go? Comments like "I'd hit it"...you'd hit a woman? classy man you. "I'd pee in her butt" gets tiresome.
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damn straight. thanks emmy for pointing out that people like wiseman (yeah you really stick in people's minds cos you're ALWAYS here and ALWAYS talking shit) ruin it for the rest of us.
i mean sure the act of bagging out celebrities and random ppl we dont know (BLOTD) isn't the most honorable thing but thats what the site is for. it sure as hell NOT for bagging out each other and making fucked up threats and racist comments to make yourselves feel better.
at the end of the day, we dont even know who you are or what you fuckin look like and vice versa.....your KKK comments dont mean jack shit so theres no point feeling good about it. all you do is just ruin the 5 minutes that we have on here cos you're living in a hole and oblivious to the fact that HITLER LOST AND GOT FUCKED OVER!!!
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I totally hit.
Ok, I am joking, its about time you guys realize that most men come here only to degrade successful women only to make themselves feel better about their fat self image. ok, watver, I am so out of this.....
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Yep, comments are getting suckie and I'm tired of being followed around by crazy stalkers that are obsessed with me. Other than one mishap, I've been good about writing good comments. Always stayed on subject and never pissed anyone off too royally. In the future it's best that I ignore someone like that or they will get very obsessed and possibly violent. So sorry I shit up this forum at one point won't be happening again. Ever. I don't want to hookup with ANYONE over the internet, there are alot of bad people out there and it's too easy get tricked by a computer screen. So I apologize to anyone offended by my posts that I have written. The old HotLips is back, no more kissy kissy stuff for me, and for the record I did not mean one once of that BS. Just playing around. I have a Bf and I'm content with him. So once again I apologize to everyone. Please accept my apology for I'm being sincere, and I mean every word of it. I'll will follow The Bastardly rules from now on. ^__^
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Oh shut up Emmy. Racism is good.
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Agree with Emmy. Between Wisedick calling women "meat" and the comments about killing women... that is just pathetic.
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Oh yeah, I would totally hit it!)))
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I like eggs.
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Hot Lips, you shouldn't complain about people stalking you and making fun of you. Any time you post a comment you direct the attention to your person by saying that you look like any hot celebrity. But then you refuse to show your photo saying that you don't have enough self-esteem (why? - if you are so hot you shouldn't be afraid of other people's comments). By this behaviour you just provoke people to question your statements in order to find out who you really are. Even this time you managed to direct the attention towards your person by writing this long post about your behaviour on this site and about how good you are in posting comments, although this post originally had nothing in common with this issue.
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yeah, Hot Lips, of course. BTW, do you know what an attention whore is?))))
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With apologies to Moe- I'd so TOTALLY hit that!! Emmy- I think you need to discover what "hit it" means.
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Hot Lips is flat out RACIST...
Don't even lie Hot Lips, you know you made that nasty horrible comment about Rihanna a while back: "Why are all these horn-dogs so obsessed with this monkey-nigger lips hoe."
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i dont sit here and read every single persons' comments word for word, but sometimes i'll glance at some. some are hilarious, and ones that i agree with (i assume) are usually written by guys. i only cannot stand ones written by feminist type girls who get all serious and shit. berating other comments for being 'degrading to women' or 'sexist' just kinda puts a damper on the whole thing. so if you're a female and you honestly care that much and get offended that easily, maybe you shouldnt even be looking at this website. just let people have fun and look at hot women.
uptight people with no sense of humor or cant even try to take a joke= not fun and shouldnt be commenting.
thats how i feel.
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Hot Lips, You must be on drugs! You seriously think ppl want to hook up with you on the bastardly? You must be full of yourself and you take that shit too seriously. I don't think that these bastards would be so desperate that they'd wanna hook up with someone screen named hot lips. lol, for all they know, you could be a 45 year old dude named bob.
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So what hae accomplished until now:
1. have a problem
2. And, Hotlips needs to send in her photos.
hah.
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Moelicious:
YOU ARE A FUCKING GAY DUMBSHIT WHO SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
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aaaw, more bastardly love coming out.
Great One, I know you don't mean that...
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ok let me set the record straight. There was a guy that was hitting on me here and asking for my number and home address that is VERY deparate because i could be a killer (which i m not) for all that perosn knew and, I consider that wanting to hookup. . I know this is a gossip blog and im here to gossip only and be bastardly. make fun of celebs and stuff. NOT to talk about beliefes and values and crap like ( and when have I ever?) that only to gossip about the butta faces etc. etc etc. and im not some wacky over the top feminist either, by degrade i ment is not talking about killing and all the racism I never ever berated any ones comments as a matter of a fact. I dont WANT any problems with any one and look up top that was the point of this disscission.
I WAS staying on topic. Dont mean to put a damper on anything, sling your shit about celebs and stop focusing on me. I mean focusing your attention on me just shits up the forum. and what for? Stupid in fighting? I honestly didn't mean any harm by my comments, and I will apologize for rubbing any one the wrong way. Just here because I like the site so sue and go re-read my previous comments two three time if you need to.
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you know whats funny about this situation?
1) people who need to shut up, wont shut up.
2) old commenters who are crazy hilarious stopped posting cuz of #1
3) why these new commenters direct the attention to themselves instead of the said topic
4) hate. hate. and more hate.
5) ... ok, moe, i seriously ran out of shit to say.
I guess my point it, unless we implement "discipline" then i guess we're really going nowhere...
:(
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hot lips say whatever you'd like/anyway you'd like to say it... :)
anyway i think you only go into 'paragraph' mode when you've been in a let me explain/i apologize mode.....
but even if she goes into 'paragraph' mode when talking about a celeb. those that are bothered. well you could just ignore her post when you see 'the block' of text....
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i did a very *long* post that got lost when i pushed 'sound off' *arrrrrgh*
anyway those of you that thought the good kids in front page land were being outnumbered by 'the bad kids' well at least the 'bad kids' stuck to their game..... while you ran away.....
so maybe there is even someone to learn from those you 'hate' because even when it was 50 against 1. wiseman still stood to talk about 'the meat'
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Hey hot lips, I'm intrigued, can I see a pic?
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glimmer, dont take it personally. but when the comments get bad, of course those gifted with sense of maturity just chose to take a higher road.
Its not about giving up. Its called, "being the better person".
those who stuck to their game just proved to be a bunch of immature, spoiled brats who post unfunny, redundant, illogical comments.
and bastardly is all about bastardizing the topic. not each other. sure, u can call attention to yourself. pimp yoursef out, kudos. but geez, at least try to be funny.
sometimes, when i look at the archives, it makes me sad. the good bunch disappeared... all thats left is this... closet kkk's and prepubescent horny nerdy teenagers hungry for attention...
im not complaining. im just stating what im seeing... everyone is entitled to their own opinion, after all...
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I think the main problem is people who comment attacking each other, and all of that racist crap that comes out of some people's mouths on this website.
I mean, who really wants to read something really obvious and lame when you can read something witty and funny? I know people have different senses of humour, but I can't imagine many people finding blatant racism funny, or being attacked just for their own opinions.
If someone is incredibly ignorant, it's pretty amusing to see someone else correct them, but it seems like on Bastardly heaps of people are just being really rude to each other for the sake of it. Sure, it's the Internet, but it seems like the celebrities (and the BLOTDS) are the ones who we should be commenting on, not each other!
And all that fake Wiseman stuff was incredibly stupid. Sure, Wiseman doesn't present himself as the nicest guy, but why stoop to an even lower level and pretend to be him being gay? It's pathetic.
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HOT LIPS is an attention whore! You fat looser....got cut your racist eyes out....bleed bitch BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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None of the same people want to post anymore. Hot Lips is O.K. and Big Papi actually seems preety cool to! Your Just Jealous is gone the psycho Ashley/Bobby is gone. And I think I've been on this website for over a year and what happens' is nobody should be banned. Allow Freedom of speech. And let me Know if there is a competition I like TMZ and Perez Hilton also.
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Too many white boys who are too scared to talk sh*t to black people and hispanics in real life, getting their thrills here, because they know they won't have to be held accountable for their racist ass comments.
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what about installing some little chat window or tagboard to the right so people can go off topic, or argue all they want. maybe that'll leave a little more room for some decent dialogue & repartee in these comment areas. i dunno. just a suggestion. 8-/
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Note: If this posts twice...Not my fault....didn't go through the first time.
Just have to add my two cents.
I said I'd hit once. I think.
My comments are usually a little long, but I think I say some funny stuff.....Could be wrong of course.....Ah....BTW....I'm not the Hot Lips Stalker....Just friends....We try to save our drawn out conversations for my site.
I like her comments. Don't remember reading anything racist.
I won't stop sticking up for people though or agreeing with others....I think acknowledgement of the funny is great...Ban me if you like, but I am one that likes to converse with others...Not just say crap and let it float into deep space.
Glimmer said:
anyway those of you that thought the good kids in front page land were being outnumbered by ‘the bad kids’ well at least the ‘bad kids’ stuck to their game….. while you ran away…..
I agree fully......I'm not a big fan of Wiseman....but If I don't like it, I move on....I don't stop coming to the site.
One more thing.....On defending people or myself (most recently Caitlin Harmful)....at least stick around to see your ass get shot down.
Thanks Moe for the fun forum you provide...Nuff said.
Ed
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I lost 4 minutes reading the above comments instead of browsing some bastardly pictures and reading their funny captions. Shame on me.
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I like this site. It's one of the better ones. I used to come here occasionally, and lurk and chuckle, and one day decided to just join in. Why? Why else? Because it seemed like a fun place to be.
In my short time here I have noticed the mood change, but think that it might actually be swinging slowly back 'toward the light'....Swinging slowly back to being a fun place to be again.
I certainly hope so.
It's up to us to concentrate on what moe and jackson are kind enough to present us with, and enjoy it or not.
As moe said:
'Remember, this is all here so that we can waste time @ work, look @ hot women we can never sleep with & of course, make fun of really rich & famous people. So, why must we hate on each other?''
It's up to us all to help make this a fun place to be again.
Possibly a naive opinion, I know, but there you have it.
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moe you should limit posts to about 50 words
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Yeah ! Limit posts they're too long and self involved which is a drag to read.. lacking spontaneity you know!
peaceeeeeeeeee X
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Needs more cowbell.
I think it should go like this:
This is the Bastardly. Take it or leave it, the site is going to attract bullshit from time to time. Racist comment once, you're warned and Moe should tag the IP addy. Second time, banned. Plain and simple. It's his site, if he chooses to moderate, that's the way it is and we can all whine about it, but until you pay the bills, we're all just words on a page.
Now let's get back to oogling boobies and forget about the stupid shit.
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No way, a site that regularly calls women people sluts or whores attracts idiots?
I'm shocked! Shocked and dismayed! It's almost as if it was a reflection of the owner.
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All Hail Bastardly
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i've said it before and i'll say it again, "There's no such thing as a creative bigot." glad someone else noticed.
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tori... 'the high road' ?? maybe it would have been just as much 'high road' to continue to post and not show the traits whomever disliked. how about that for a 'high road' slant or is that too insane/worthless....... ??????????
no i'm not applauding racism. but i like the front page in it's 'chaos' mode.even if things aren't chaotic at all. so *i'd* prefer no limits on type of posts/length of posts or what a person can do with their posts( if whomever thinks a person is drawing attention to themselves or whatever in a post. why don't you stop reading it if your so offened.)
and *also* how did we go from complaining about racist remarks or 'i'd hit' constantly. to people saying.please no long posts/don't draw attention to your self in a thread/reply....and any other trait/writing style you think is lame and wanting/wishing it wasn't in front page land. *ha ha ha*........ yes let's police evrything.......and who get's decide these things. well i guess you cool people. i guess......
anyway i'm a sexless wimp/ugly/a bad speller *and* unfunny. do i get banned ridiculed out of front page land yet ????????
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Sorry but its true Black Women are just not that hot they look like Gorillas. White men know it. We know White woman are clearly the most beautiful and the beautiful latinas are after them! Were not trying to pick a fight we just know some beauty when we see it. And I am no racist because Hispanic women are up their with caucasoid beauty. The rest of the race's should just go fuck off!
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^^^ And there's proof positive.
My work is done here.
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I only ever want to get rid of the retarded Wiseman who is objectionable on every single level.
He's gone. I'm done.
Toodle pip bastards.
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this website is hilarious. I like the yellow writing--too funny--, the BLOTD, and the comments. The only ones that are annoying is the constant bitching. But, if it's creative and funny bitching, I'm all for that, too. Let's see another round of Cathy pics and really get the party started.
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i like joslin... :)
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Big Papi sounds like a hispanic name. I was shocked that he actually seemed racist.
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Oh and I forgot to mention. Racial slurs exist on a lot of website's. I go to TMZ.com and Perez Hilton and trust me the racial slurs over there are just as bad maybe even worse. Most blog sites have racial slurs its not only Bastardly that has them. In fact Bastardly sometimes seems like a nicer website.
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hmmm, remember Tammy? ahh, the good ol days.....
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Thats funny I thought Tammy only existed on Perez Hilton. I must have started after her.
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Fuck all you dumbshits who cant face the truth. The wise one is back.
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All the Love, Love!
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I want to add to my previous comment. I really don't fall under any category that is displayed above. NOT trying to hook up, never made a racist remark, never cussed anyone out, or made fun of anyone besides celebs, never degraded any woman. I really don't have a problem with anyone here, and I don't intend to. Ofcourse if anyone is going to flame me I'll defend myself, not in a vicious manner. If people are nice to me (not writting sappy shit and stalking me) then I'll be nice back. I like The Bastardly, I respect everyone here, and I want everyone to have a good time.
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haha, Nick, I just saw it! - Methinks, someone is a little naive))
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Shut up fat losers!
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I completely agree. I quit posting months ago because of the childish bullshit. Like the hot lips rant and firepenis retardation. What is the deal people? If you want to discuss relationships, values, beliefs etc. then go somewhere else! This is a place reserved for letting the bastard within out for a little fun. Keyword: FUN. Not "feelings." Fuck feelings. Fuck sincerity. Let's get back to commenting on the girls with the nice boobs and fucked up faces. Somebody PASS THE BUTTA!!!!!!
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PS if any one cant stand me being an "attention whore"/ranter, then dont comment to me easy as pie. Your only getting back from me what you put out, you know. Just here for gossip not to cater to anyones complaints. I have the right to be here like everyone else and I intend on following the Bastardly rules.
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im with Tori. completely agree.
and Hot Lips...your part of the problem. Bastardly doesnt like paragraphs upon paragraphs for comments.
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the articles are fine, but i think those yellow side comments inspire guys like Wifeman to unleash his innerbred child & leave boring, redundant comments all over the place.
then, the annoying 'post nazis' come by with unsuccessful attempts to impose their contradictory, sugar-coated opinions on our's. when we don't comply, all of a sudden, we're fat, ugly losers! lol
as for the blods, they've ALL agreed to subject themselves to compliments & harsh criticism. they're are just as critical as everyone else here, 'cause that's just how people are!!! but as soon as the critics stop massaging their egos, they make a big stink about it as if they were victims. then, THEY bring their posses to say shit like, "you're a bunch of fat, ugly losers". gee, how original.
sheesh! i don't know about anyone else, but i love visiting this site. the entertainment (clean or dirty) certainly remedies the dull days.
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thechef has spoken... :)
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haha. wow, Daenerys! true oldschooler.
i think tammy still leads the all-time commenter stat. i wonder what she's up to...?!
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Look Fire Penis, not talking about about the picture thing. People want to know about me in that way then thats fine I'll email you one and you can have a hay day with that. I was directing my comment about the hooking up part. Thats what I ment by stalking, I'm not into that . I don't care if in anyone believes in me, I don't need you to. And like I said if I offended you in anyway then I'm sorry. Didn't mean to shit up the forum and that whole picture thing is old news now, and like everyone else in the world I don't like being picked at. Besides I'm not the one that suggested I send a picture anyways. So I really don't know how that got started. Besides I said I would never mention myself again, if you go back to the Megan Fox post you'll see what I wrote about that. And like I said I intend to follow the Bastardly rules and comment about celebs only. Sorry I made you mad, forgive me. Also yes I know what an attention whore is but if I say no to something the first time then drop don't drag it out like this. I don't try to be an attention whore and by you commenting your only feedind the flame. OK, just have fun and realx, not ever going to mention my hottness again in fear the universe might collapse over it.
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Well... this website is hypocritical as hell....
Why don't you get rid of Bastardly Lady of the Day and then we could take you seriously Moe. You said so yourself... don't make fun of other people that comment... but then you make posts so that it can be done....... GAYYYYYYY
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why can't a somone 'bring attention to themselves' on this site ?????? if they can tle it in with the post what's the problem ?????????????????
but i'm the weirdo that has said in forum land more than once don't ban wiseman.
i don't know what this forum(front page land) but i'd rather not have an unofficial set of rules of what type of writing is ok/approved......
those of you that hated what you saw the front page becoming. well thanks for not posting and trying to make it better.......
the problem(my slant) on the wiseman thing is him and those against him set the dominate(sp?) tone for the front page. instead of it being one of the blogs 'flavor' it seemed like was 90 plus percent of it.....
but if wiseman wanted to turn this blog into a 'the meat' fest. well good for him. even if it was 50 against one he continued posting.
while so many complaining. just quit.so seems there are things to learn *even* from wiseman. :)
and yes i'll admit i *laughed* at a lot of the wisenam vs fake wiseman stuff...
maybe i wouldn't have been 'wowed' by 'the dark side' if some of you you 'i quit posting' people were here.
and yes i will also admit the few time i addressed/asked wiseman questions in front page land he always answered in a nice/civil manner......*honestly*
maybe that's because i just asked nicley and aimed no insults towards him. no i usually didn't agree with his answer but he didn't go into 'flame' mode just based on my asking...
and those of you thought the good kids were getting out 'shined' by the 'bad' kids in front page land. at least the 'bad kids' stuck to thier game...while you ran away......
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ok then dont comment to me if you dont like it. It takes two to tango.
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and apologized alot...dont want to run any one off....im sorry ....no more rant...... sorry....... again .....ill keep it simple next time....and have fun
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