Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy: The Girls of Victoria's Secrets are Closet Lesbians!
Friday, January 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Of course, cast members of the greatest lesbian sex tape to ever exist (one day) would include...
1. Adriana Lima --- She'll play the fiesty-crazy-chick role
2. Alessandra Ambrosio --- She'll just make random poses & just look hot
3. Ok...is anyone actually reading this crap?!
4. Didn't think so.
Read more in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babes, Bastardly Sexual Relations?, Fashion, Karolina Kurkova, Lesbian Sex Fantasies, Selita Ebanks
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- Karolina Kurkova , Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, & Selita Ebanks = Lesbian Sex Fantasy Heaven (Part I)
- Karolina Kurkova , Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, & Selita Ebanks = Lesbian Sex Fantasy Heaven (Part II)
- Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks & Karolina Kurkova: Today's Lesbian Sex Fantasy!
- HOLY GOD!! Victoria's Secret Models Attack Miami Beach!!
- Flashback! Victoria's Secret Angels w/ Gisele Bundchen (2006)
























"Victoria's Secrets"? What kind of hillbilly wrote that headline? Do they shop at Wal MartS or KrogerS, too?
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Like always ALESSANDRA looks great, but #8 is the best, that would be the best lesbian fantasy.
If Adriana was here I don't think I would survive
Fuck it I am going to one out to this group.
Thank You Bastardly.......you did it to me again
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I bet the title of the movie would be called "Victoria's Skankrets" or "Victoria's Anal Secretions."
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YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!
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Damn, they are fine.
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I love Ale's legs, too bad Gisele and Adriana weren't there.
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The best there is. Amazing.
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they are all SUPER HOT... =D
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they are sooo fuking gorgeous..... u dont see beautiful girls like them everyday! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Overrated
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Gorgeous!
Alessandra is the best! But I love Adriana, Ana Beatriz Barros And Izabel too.
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Page 1
Pic 2
Izabel has a delicious butt
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Izabel has a delicious butt. Look at Page 1 Pic 2
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wow alessandra ambrosio is a godness
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OMG Alessandra Ambrosio is a godness
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Pure hotness! Ale is my favorite one.
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I would run low on saliva after licking all these girls.
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notice how in every picture izabel is in her legs are wide apart.. thats the models call for i need a good hard lay.
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They are all very beautiful. Adriana Lima should be there too.
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where is adriana?!!
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Ana Beatriz Barros is much hotter than karolina kurkova .... why is not she the "blonde" of VS in her place? Ana is so hot ....
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yes, i know Ana Beatriz is hot but adriana and alessandra together like voltron are unbeatable.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/03/15/adriana-lima-alessandra-am...
well, maybe we could try a threesome A&A&A
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izabel is odd looking, which seems to make her even more hot.. can u post more pics of karolina she's so dam hot!
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Did anyone look at their feet?
...I don't have a fetish or anything, but I know supermodels stuff their feet into shoes that are 2 to 3 sizes to small on the runway....
I don't think you'll find a supermodel with decent feet.
Their feet look busted.
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And where is ADRIANA LIMA??She will always be the best...
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Izabel has a nice ass, Alessandra is the prettiest one and Adriana Lima will be hottest and best one forever.
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I think the guy in the second picture (first page) has never seen a woman so hot. Look at his face!!!!!! He is not believing in what his eyes is seeing. Too much hotness. Alessandra increadibly sexy.
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My favorite VS model is the Brazilian Fernanda Tavares. She told during a interview last week she could be in 2006 show because of visa problems.
WHAT A SHAME!
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Good lord. I feel like that security guard in the recent pictures of Jennifer Connelly! I am having a hard time (no pun intended) taking in the fact that there is so much beauty, hotness, and deliciously exposed leg, in such close proximity to each other.
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HOT. COULD BE EVEN BETTER IF ADRIANA LIMA WAS THERE!
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i want to kiss pussy
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#4 very funny. If shop at victoria' secret. You will probably have stinky gooy vagina.
Im a virgin and I notice girls who have sex have stinky vaginas. My friend always gets infetions (not stds) from having sex and she smells, she uses stuff to cover it up (mask the odor) and I till your just going to make it worse stop having sex and heal. People say old people stink maybe that's from having sex and kids for so many years. I mean they they lost baldder control ,vaginal control and they have hemmrods they leaking all over the place. Is sex really worth it? So I saythis if your a virgin stay a virgin. Im going to stay a virgin for the rest of my life. If people try to pick on you say will I have my own belifs and my own mind unlike you, you have to copy what everybody else is doing. ' Im going to do it because sally and she cool so there must be nothing worng with it and it going to make me her'.whatever You can also tell them atleast my vagina isn't wide and saggy wit all that stinky stuff coming out.
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hahahaha come on, jessica, i can't believe what you said. use your vagina ,, it is not here for nothing. how can you have a relationships without sex,yeahhyeahh,its your choice but dont insult normal people that get laid! and you think you will find a husband without having sex? sure you can but he will cheat you, 100% sure. vagina power
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Seriously,if ANY 1 of them angels EVER consider being a REAL lezbo,they should like DEFINATELY contact me.DAmn it!!!!! they r on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...I'm sorry, it should have been "Victoria's Vaginal Secretions."
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they are sooo fuking gorgeous..... u dont see beautiful girls like them everyday! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guys, stop worrying so much about Adriana. She's the one taking the picture...duh.
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