Prostitute Mariah Carey to do Non-Nude Playboy Shoot (March, 2007)
Saturday, January 27th, 2007 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

E! News is reporting that Mariah will be posing for the March, 2007 Playboy. Luckily, she won't be nude.
Mariah Carey emancipating herself from most of her clothing in order to pose for a spread in the March issue of Playboy, but stopping short of baring all. [E! News Blog]
Yes my friends, the musical whore of all whores is half-assly using her Bastardly Playboy Trump Card by stripping down to her undies (actually, in Mariah's case, she'll strip off her slut-suit & then put on a pair of undies).
We've gone through our whorechives here @ the Bastardly & found photos of Mariah in which she's probably wearing less clothing than she'll be wearing in her heavily airbrushed upcoming Playboy layout.






















Her stomache makes me angry.. I HATE Mariah Carey's stomache.. it's so ugly! and no matter how much weight she loses.. she's fat..
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she's got a self-inflicted hickey on her thigh in pic 1... see it? look closely...
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This bitch needs to bleed to death, seriously............
I can not understand why these fat folks try so hard to look sexy...seriously. After lookin at this mammoth's sick rolls, I think Nicole Richie is starting to win me over. Sorta...ok no, I rather cut my eyes out with my dad's razor. :)
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her stomach is ugly because thats too much plastic surgery! i hate all mariah.. her flat ass and her fake breasts...
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She just needs to put her shit AWAY. Not saying she has a horrible figure, but fucking A. Leave a little to the imagination for once. Besides, she's 36? She can't keep dressing like a 13 year old.
After her divorce she had to drive home her 'I'm free' message. Yes, we fucking get it.
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You retards are pathetic! mariah is the hottest bitch on the planet! stop hating!
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I love Mariah Carey. Great singer. Too me she looks better blonde.
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There is no denying that she can look good sometimes, but she looks like she is just too super-ultra-high maintenance. She can warble when she puts her mind to it. It's just that she just hasn't put her mind to it in years.
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When she first broke out I was big into Mariah, but as we both got older, we grew apart (much like her breasts....)
Once she finally lets it all go, she will balloon - but I will always have the good old days.....
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She is a greasy pig-dog. Look at the raw corpulence of her billowing thighs. Stinkville Express. Her tits look like socks with oranges in them. I'll go barf now and walk home in the rain.
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You're out of your minds. Yeah, she has no talent whatsoever, and the face is average at best, but she has a SMOKIN body.
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those are some nasty-looking legs. and i agree with adam..what the hell is up with her stomach? it looks like she had a tummy tuck or something. and she looks fat always.
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Non-nude Playboy shoots are sooooo pointless.
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her stomach and her legs are downright disgusting. I dont understand how anyone can say she has a sexy body. I particularly hate the fact that she has no waist whatsoever.
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She has nice bazookas.
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Seriously, what on earth is wrong with her body? She like... not fat, but not thin. She's not in the middle... It's seriously scaring me.
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The bastardly done fell off.
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How come when we post the shit doesn't work
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Once she was an artist. Its been 10 years since the artist Mariah Carey its gone and her place was taken by the nothing Mariah Carey. So called songs, so called music, awards she didnt deserve... Bad boob job, desperately trying to look hot and sexy. Having a fine voice dont make a singer or an artist.... And this non-nude bullshit... Suddenly a stroke of decency? Get lost...
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Wow, she's looking crappy.
IMO, she has one of the most disgusting bellies in showbiz. It's up there with Tara Reid's belly!
And Mariah's bellybutton looks like it's been stretched one too many times - NASTY!
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I totally agree Christinne. I loved her at the beginning of her career. The last 10 years have been nothing but fluff and overappreciaton...Well she did have that bad spell and her last album did have We Belong Together which sounded like the old Mariah Carey, but otherwise fluff.
Still the best voice in the business.....Makes Christina Aguilera seem like an American Idol reject and "What Not"(What not - taken straight out of Christina vernacular. She says it every other sentence).
Non-Nude shoot....Isn't that what Maxim is for?....Although Playboy did an amazing non-nude shoot of Rachel Welch back in the day that was to die for!
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moe, i couldn't help but think of your patience behind "Server load, man. We’re trying to fix this problem, so hang in there…"!
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Seriously, guys, you all make me sick. This is what you call fat and ugly? Maybe you should stop jerking off on those retouched pictures of bony starlets and look around you. Mariah looks just like the REAL women you're scared of.
(Btw I agree that her music sucks.)
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It looks like she has had a tummy tuck in pic 5. There is what appears to be a faint scar line right above her pants.
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She's Hot... as always.
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I think the tummy tuck line...Is actually a bikini line. It's dark above the line and light below the line. If it were a scare it would be the only thing discolored.
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Mariah is the hottest woman in the world. I love her. She is just incredibly sexy all the time.
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that pic on pg 6...shes blookin kinda scary
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Okay, I've noticed that most of the hypocrites that are criticizing Mariah Carey and her looks are women. It only shows your insecurity of Mariah. Also, if you call that fat you really need to get glasses or contacts. Your stupidity blinds you and makes you call others 'fat'. Fat is like your belly being pot bellied and the size of a big balloon; all I see is muscle in her legs, stomach, etc. Please, if you really think that you look more sexier then Mariah Carey I demand that you show us your pictures. Go ahead, put a link to them and we'll judge your looks. The woman is trying to have fun and her styles show that ever since her divorce with Tommy Motolla. So go talk crap about other celebrities like Tyra Banks or Janet Jackson but if you do, I'm betting that you'll only look stupid and your efforts in trying to slam them are worthless. People can do whatever the hell they want and they don't need your opinion since your most likely to have receive none by other people, they'll probably call you fat and ugly too and that you received plastic surgeries. Point is, stop judging Mariah's looks and start focusing more on her music.
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Did you see the new Playboy today? Mariah Careys on the cover. The photographer, Markus Klinko, who's worked with her before on her album cover, is having some trouble with fashion brand Rock & Republic just like Victoria Beckham. This suit between celebrity photographer Markus Klinko and Rock & Republic is even in the New York post twice at http://www.nypost.com/seven/01262007/news/nationalnews/fashion_passion_s... and http://www.nypost.com/seven/01272007/news/regionalnews/4_way_triangle_re...
Check out what all this is about and see the entire suit at http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13007019..., I wanna know what everyone thinks.
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You guys have nothing better to do than bad mouth Mariah Carey! She is like the best thing that happened to music not just because of her voice but because of her talent. I feel really sad for those of you who think she's fat! Celebrities are just as human as any one of us and plump up and slim down just as much. I think she looks amazing especially for being 36. Not everyone is perfect and I bet alot of you are overweight,ugly,flabby,have pimples on your back or butt,and have lots of mental issues. So go make yourself usefull and jump off a building or throw yourself onto your kitchen knife! Tata Dahlings!
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Seriously, what is wrong with all these people that call Mariah Carey fat, It's people like you that cause people to have eating disorders and feel uncomfortable about themselves. Mariah looks great (yes sometimes she doens't make the best fashion choices) but to say she is fat is just non-sense, and to those who say she doesn't have talent, whetever, most music critics agree she has one of the best voices of all time and her millions of fans also agree. You might like her genre of music but don't say she doesn't have talent.
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I'd take Mariah over your average anorexic cocaine snorting sorting supermodel and day.
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OMG, is this what we call fat these days? Like seriously no wonder there are so many people with body image problems. Mariah looks great and feels confident to do what ever she wants. Oh and what is with all the haters? To say Mariah isn't an artist and has no talent is just pure bull shit. She writes almost all of her own songs which have given her 17 # 1 hits and has probably one of the greatest voices of our time.
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Mariah is Beautiful Stop Hating !!
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WTF!! Playboy and NO NUDES!!!!
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I dont see why she had to pose for playboy... im sure what she's wearing in playboy is similar to anything she wears when she's not posing for playboy. Her in underwear..hmmm..wasnt she wearing underwear for her emancipation of mimi tour?
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Mariah - fucking gorgeous. Full stop.
Any of you guys would make a complete tit out of yourselves if you saw someone like her in a bar. You'd either cower in the corner to afraid to talk to her, or get blasted big time.
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i think there is no doubt about her vocal talent. and her body , wow its just amazing, i mean at the begining of her career it was ok . but now its just amazing , i would love to lick her body , and those busty boobs , wow. i love her even more as she is growing old . wow whhat a mature women.
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she is sexxxxy yyyyyyy
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if you want you can walk my dog bitch
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MARIAH CAREY IS A HOT AND SEXY ARTIST...I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HER..STOP HATING ON MARIAH CAREY AND CROW UP..I WANT MARIAH CAREY/MIMI TO KNOW THAT I LOVE HER AND I WILL ALWAYS BE ON HER SIDE..
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Mariah is the queen, she´s blessed with the voice of an angel, and she has written almost every song she has ever sung, and you can´t change it...so she must really thank you sorry haters for having so many pictures and write so many things about her, that is really good pr for her. It´s too bad you haters don´t have anything else to do...
Happy people don´t hate!
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Flabby, flabby, flabby. Lay off the coke and try some exercise, Mariah.
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IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU ALL DOWNGRADE A WOMEN THAT HAS A SHAPE AND IS NOT FAT. MARIAHS STOMACH LOOKS GOOD TO ME. YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU WISH THAT YOU LOOKED LIKE HER. NOT SKINNY OR TOO FAT. HOW PATHETIC AND JEALOUS YOU ALL ARE. DO YOU WANT HER TO LOOK LIKE THE SKINNY NICOLE RICHIE THAT LOOKS LIKE A STICK WALKING. I NEED SOME AZZ, MAYBE SHE CAN GIVE ME SOME!
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your all haters... shut the fuck up she looks amazing for her age... FAT? i think not... sorry shes not a twig and she has the body of a REAL WOMAN... Beyonce... marilyn monroe... thats what a real women are supposed to look like...
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Mariah Carey is an attention WHORE!!! Like any celeb with huge tits that are most likely FAKE they should be required to show their TITS!!!! If Mariah Carey wants to do Playboy there should be in her contract that she has to show something her PUSSY and TITS or one of those BODY parts :) :)!!! If women want to flaunt their assets then they should show it since they want the attention so BAD!!! If they don't want to show it then DON'T FLAUNT IT!!!!
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