The Bastardly LA Weekend Weather Report With Jessica Alba

What happened to her hair? I like it much better long and dark.

Yeah agreed..... I far prefer JA with long dark hair.

Yeah her hair doesn't flatter her.
She's still my favorite girl.

she looks pretty bad in these pics especially in the second one

Agreed, not the most flattering pictures of her. But her in Sin City is pretty much the hottest thing ever...

She's damn beautiful. Even if it weren't for the blindingly obvious.. um.. pointers.

ok..i do like the blond hair,its pretty damn close to impossible for her to look bad, just better at sometimes then others and at her worst better then half of the chicks on the planet. i just hope she gains back a few pounds .rockin' nipples like that go better with curves.

What a slut....a burrito slut if you ask me. :)

I am single and available fellas... hit me up!

on any given day, jessica alba could turn me into a lesbian. but these pictures are ROUGH.

Damn, remember when she was fine as hell, back in the Dark Angel days. Man, another let Hollywood whitewash her.

ya, what happened was that she had sex w/ 15 producers, 25 directors & bruce fucking willis.

shit like that takes a toll on you, man.

i have never seen the appeal.is she wearing makeup?i think so and she still looks rough.
i have seen better looking womken walking down the street then what i have seen in these pics.
i guess thats what they all look like without lighting and airbrushing.....god damn normal.

I did hear the weather was going to be a little nipply....Ah hum....I mean chilly.

She looks like she has had a close encounter with the ugly stick in these pics. That disturbs me greatly.

I have seen the face of god, it was in her nipples. SHE NEEDS TO DO A NUDE SCENE!!!

I just busted a nut without touching myself.

i can estimate the temperature based on how hard the nipple is

Still cute. Considering what happened to Britney this is nothing.

I really don´t see what´s so special about this chick, I liked her in Flipper (10 years ago) but she looks so boring nowadays with an average face.

Jessica Alba + blonde hair = ugly. But these are old pics. I've seen recent shots of her (from two-three days ago) and she's got long and dark hair now. She really, really pretty with dark hair.

Hair ? Jessic Alba has hair ? I never noticed.

After checking out some pictures of her with dark hair, I definitely agree, she looks best dark.

However, her nipples may be getting perky not because she's cold, but because she's thinking about me... who she's never met... but has perhaps imagined perfectly in her mind's eye as being her exact ultimate fantasy...

Or maybe she's just cold.

Jessica Alba is one of the prettier women in Hollywood. So, she looks rougher than normal here, it happens to everyone. And I mean every single one of the 6.3 billion people on Earth. Odds are that she's prettier than any woman the guys here have touched and that's she's prettier than any of the women here.

Oh, and she's not inflated with silicone which is awesome.

SHES NOT HOT! NOTHNIG ABOUT HER STANDS OuT!

among other things, one thing that happened is that now that she's a "movie star", she felt it necessary to become an anorexic skank. sad to say, it happens to just about all of them, even the perfection that USED to be angelina jolie. they're so frightening looking that i hate to watch movies these days.

what's up with the orange hair? kinda grungy. but whatever. she's allowed to have an off day. she has one of the most perfect bodies in hwood, so i really can't complain, just wish she'd go back to the old dark hair.

I loved the first season of dark angel...before it got all weird the 2nd season. I thought she was great and beautiful in that but now she's too thin and too overrated. yes she is pretty, but she is not the hottest woman on the planet, nor is she close to the level a lot of people say she is.

There was a girl at college - Amy P. - her nickname was "goat nipples." Now she's a lawyer or some shit...somewhere some dude is stuck with the dark secret.

Are her eyebrows bleached too?

Her face looks bland, childlike and absolutely unsexy.

I would love to spread cream chease on those nipples and have them for breakfast.

she really is average. i mean, great body, but that doesn't make her the gorgeous woman everyone makes her out to be.

gross hair, gross face.
Oh don't worry, there's nothing wrong with Jessica Alba, she has always looked like this. However, you usually have the media trying to sell you and to make you believe that you had to think she was hot or something special with photoshoped, airbrushed pictures and movies and gallons of makeup, so they could make more money off her (and off you), and America is dumb to the point it believes and buys whatever the media tells them to, with a blind faith.
She looked hot in Sin City just like any ok girl would have looked with all the makeup/effects/slutty clothes and slutty dance moves being flashed and ass showing/shaking on she had on the movie. Forget about her being anything special, plus her body is nothing special neither, a stick with no curves and a flat ass whose waist is as wide as her hips with tiny boobs and a little celullite. But yet it's so much better than the average North American female body, no wonder why some think it's special, but funny how the vast majority of the people who do are other females.
Yes, probably your girlfriend is way hotter and prettier, with a way nicer body. It's not hard to find a hotter/prettier girl than this one.
Me... never found Jessica Alba special. No thanks, whoever wants this average mega overrated chick can keep her all to him/hersel

^ ^ ^ amen to that
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
when will this mega-overrated chick totally disappear? there’s gonna be Sin City 2 and Sin City 3, if she’s not on the 3rd one we’ll only have to wait until the 2nd one is released, a few months after that hopefully she will disappear, lets hope she’s not featured on the 3rd one, because to see digitally enhanced images of her in revealing clothes attempting her hardest to look sexy shaking her celulite-y ass being flashed and flubbed again and again in 1 movie is enough. It’s gonna get real boring if that scene keeps being repeated. Is it really the only way they can make Jessica Alba look fuckable and good looking? Haha, I see WAY hotter chicks looking WAY hotter everyday, and they don’t need to be on a professional makeup artist’s chair for 5 hours, they don’t need to have a stylist, they don’t need to be told what clothes to wear, they don’t need airbrushing, photoshop and digital enhancing and they don’t need a professional photographer to look 10000 times hotter than Jessica Alba does. Man is Alba pathetic. She owes her success to the movie Sin City because she was playing a whore, showing her ass and shaking it in scenes being flashed only to make viewers horny so they would go see the movie, and it took like 6 hours in the makeup chair with a team of preofessional makeup artists, professional stylists etc to be able to make her look hot, and still it wasn’t too much. Other than the bare naked whorish flabby fat ass and silly dance moves intended to make people horny, she looks so ugly, so nothing special compared to the kind of REAL hotties there’s outta there. She owes her success to that and still dares to claim that “she doesn’t want to take sexy roles” or that “nudity is against what she is” and gets mad because an image of her appears on the cover of Playboy… LMAO!! how PATHETIC can this chick be? how come she’s gonna act in Sin City 2 again if she doesn’t wanna take whore roles and if nudity is against what she is? Because that’s the only way for her to have people think she’s hot and to have people interested in her. She’s not good looking enough to be considered sexy if she doesn’t take whore roles. She’s no Angelina Jolie. Plus, she’s BORING as hell, and as an actress, a total joke. Pathetic and fucking stupid! Disappear already mega-overrated idiot!
btw, what’s up with that waist as wide as her hips and flat butt? isn’t Jessica Alba an icon for desperate female fatties really?
is there still any desperate loser who would dare to say this chick is hot? during the Sin City days I understand, but nowadays, ROFLOL!
seriously, is there anyone other than desperate ugly moronic boys and female fatties who still think this chick is hot?
I never saw any hot or good looking chick, damn, any non-ugly chick say Jessica Alba was good looking or compliment her looks in any way. It’s all ugly chicks who do mostly (about 85-90%), the rest are ugly desperate losers who have not seen a good looking woman or a hot chick in their lives.
And fuck, I never found Holly Madison too hot, but in her pic in the ads next to Jessica Alba’s pictures, Holly looks like a fucking megahot goddess.

She looks pretty bad in these pics. The hair is so awful and makes her skin look grey. But much as I hate to admit it, she still has a beautiful face. Her eyes are nothing to write home about, but her mouth is lovely and when shes not too skinny her face shape is very attractive.

how can anyone say jessica alba is ugly? ok i don't like her or her attitude and she is not the hottest girl in the world but she is definitely NOT ugly

Yeah her hair doesn't flatter her.
She's still my favorite girl.

John Byrne doesn't like her hair light either.

lol, bad hair day j alba?

She should seriously see a hair stylist. Right now.

I have decided however that i am in love with her pants. where can i get them?

one more thing:
I see cute/attractive girls walking down the street EVERYDAY that don't need a team of stylists or gallons of makeup on in order to look "hot/sexy"

So guys, look at your gf, kiss her, and be thankful she doesn't look like jessica alba without makeup on.