Bastardly Fashion Rating: January Jones @ The Trump Vodka Launch Party
Monday, January 29th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Did she let some 4-year old dress her?! Anyway, who the hell is January Jones?
January Jones (born January 5, 1978 in Brookings, South Dakota, USA) is an actress. She is best known for her role as "Cadence Flaherty" in the 2003 movie American Wedding (also known as American Pie: The Wedding, especially outside the USA), the third movie in the American Pie comedy film series. She has also had supporting roles in Anger Management (2003) and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (also known as Dirty Dancing 2). She had a small role in Love Actually as Jeannie "the American Angel." In 2005, she appeared in the film The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, directed by and starring Tommy Lee Jones. In 2006, she played the role of Carol Dawson in We Are Marshall, wife of William "Red" Dawson, a former coach of the Marshall football program, who was on the staff of the 1970 team, as well as assistant coach to Jack Lengyel for the 1971 season.
Prior to her acting career, Jones was an Abercrombie & Fitch model. She dated actor Ashton Kutcher from 1998 to 2001. She also dated singer Josh Groban from 2003 to 2006. [Wiki]
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Ewww. I s it so hard to dress normaly? Who in their right mind would choose something like this? Why do celebrities( mind you, I have no idea who she is) think they can get away with ugly clothes and fucked up hair? I mean, I even do my hair and dress nicely when I go to the grocery store. I t ain't that hard!
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Indeed, Rox.
This chick is the same who play in "Three burials..."? I can't believe it.
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Pic on page 4 seems to have gone AWOL - The pic hoster is obviously so outraged with the outfit, that they refuse to give it anymore screen time!
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I don't know her. From now on, she'll be known for me as "the girl with a very bad fashion sense". Right next Lindsay Lohan.
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Riiiiicola
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barf
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motherfucker needs to stop stealing motherfucking hats from Samuel L. motherfucking Jackson
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not so much "Who is January Jones"?" but WHY should WE care?
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OH. HELL. NO. Some people should not be allowed out.
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Outfit aside...She's cute....Kind of a cross between Molly Ringwald and Bridgette Fonda.
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Argh, bad outfit.
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like what she's wearing... :)
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she looks like molly ringwald at the 1987 premiere of the breakfast club
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well i've seen photos of her from a few other occasions and sometimes she can get close to having something cute on, but she cancels it out with something completely absurd, like the wrong color tights or bad shoes, that detracts from both her looks and whatever cute garment she is trying to pull off. she just never quite gets it right. i would say she should hire a stylist, but since i've never really heard of her having significant roles in any major films, i doubt she is able to.
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barf
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