Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kim



Kim writes:

Hello! My name's Kim and I'm looking to be the Bastardly WOMAN of the Day!

I'm 20 years old, love the site, and tower over quite a few guys at 6'0. I like to drink, party, shop, all that stuff that you guys hate to hear girls say! So, regardless whether you hate my answers give me your honest opinion on my picutres! Thank you!


Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Cameron Diaz, J-Lo!, J-Alba, and J-Biel! (I love the J's!)

Do you like your boobs?

Could be bigger, but other than that...yes sir I do!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

Yup, and proud to say that too! Money = good haha

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Speaking of Jessica Biel, I've gotten her a few times...

What makes you Bastardly?

I love the site! Love to have fun! and Love to love! haha j/k...idk, but enjoy Bastardly peeps!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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58 Scandalous Comments

you don't look like jessica biel, but who wants to look like someone else anyway, ya know?

i think if you cut your hair (too long-you can still keep it long but put texture in it) and wore a little bit of makeup you'd be very pretty. you can also darken your hair so you're not in between the blondish brownish look.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:37pm
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I think you're beautiful! I love your hair. You look like a cool girl.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:45pm
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Very nice! Don't wear any more makeup, you've got a great natural beauty thing going.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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Answers sound honest and she keeps it simple. Pretty girl...why does...American Amazon Psycho Bitch keep coming to mind? Guess it is because she changed the BLOD to Bastardly WOMAN...this chick still has something to prove, and it scares my feminine side!!!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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Oh and might I add that no one likes a person that punctuates every sentence with an exclamation point. Its pretty juvenile.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:54pm
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Agreed MrPinchy...unless you are truely scared, screaming, freaking or exclaiming...as in my post #8...she does truly, deeply, screamingly scare my feminine side...

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:58pm
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Exclamation points, like any true pleasure in this life, are good only in moderation. They kinda loose their emphasis when abused. Thanks for showing a good example of their usage, Angelfood. Don't feel bad... she scares my feminine side too...

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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Jessica Biel? You did provide an ass shot, and it's nowhere near. And since you like J's, I would lick jelly from jour joyious boobs and jam it to jou not so jently.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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-interesting length you've got on you! lol
-love the light makeup (no need to cake it on)
-love the bottom pic on page 2
-a + for brief answers

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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Wow she was looking pretty good on the first page and then...ugh. Not so much

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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The first picture was nice and then, UGH.

That last picture.. is that the BEST you can do? You look like a West Virginia hick.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:29pm
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First page had potential... all (waaaaay) downhill from there.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 3:02pm
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Tall girls scare me.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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hot tall chicks pwn all. cep petite asians

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 3:51pm
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Hooray for fair-haired fit tall girls! I'm 6'1" and so love me some tall girls.... no neck strain when kissing! ;)

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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Cool. She's as tall as I am.

Sweet.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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She's pretty cute!!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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I think she's got it going on--tall, slender, fun, cute. You know, short hair might look good on you--give you an elegant look. All in all, a very good looking BLOTD.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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Gen

Her friend on page five with the yellow teeth is still hotter than this girl. I can not believe so many bastards are praising this girl when you have put down chicks WAY hotter than her.

she's being praised for being natural. if you put half as much makeup on this girl as on the majority of BLOTD's, she would look twice as good.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 5:35pm
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i agree with the last person who commented, # 36.

and, the pic in the lingerie over the clothes ANNOYS me. i just want to punch you in the head.

thanks for not showing us anything hot. i mean, i enjoy the slutty looking girls on blotd more than the 'natural' prude ones cause then i at least get to look at something fun.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 5:47pm
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I like her; I'd say she's more cute than hot, which is fine. She looks approachable.
That bottom pic on the first page is an A+ though.

Famous?? I'd say halfway between Laura Prepon & Julia Stiles

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 7:08pm
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ya not hot at all.what the hell are you pople talkinh about natural beatuy?are you guys for real.sry hunny ur not hot or pretty .you dont have a hot body and your clothes are very cheap looking .no style at all .also do something with your hair and get a nice tan .you guys are a bunch of jokers that dont get out much

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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I like you in the black and white pics because you're hair looks darker, and I think that looks a lot better on you. It's weird how it's so light in the color pics. What's the deal?

Anyway, I like your build, you've got a great figure, and your face looks pretty, but definitely your face is shown to its best in the pics with dark hair.

However, you sound like a party girl - too wild for me. :)

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 7:47pm
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wooow such long legs

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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sickly skinny. bah

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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She's confusing. In some pictures she looks totally hot and in others she just looks strange and pale and suburban teenage-y.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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HOLY SHIT!..........WHAT DID THE TRAILER PARK POSSY DO THIS TIME?...LOOKS AS IF THEY GOT THE LOCAL SCARE CROW FROM THE TRAILER PARK GARDEN AND DRESSED IT UP IN SOME KMART BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL CLOTHING!.......THATS ONE TALL FUNKY ASS BITCH!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 10:21pm
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Pretty nice, but why does she want bigger tits?? They look fine.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 11:27pm
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FE-FI-FO thum.......which tree did you fall from!!!!!!!!! Talk about AMAZON!!!!!!!!!!dude....or babe....you choice jessica biel..........HA HAH AH HAHhAHH AAHA H

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 11:54pm
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Uhh...the pic of you in Wal-Mart says it all

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 12:04am
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Geez, some of these comments are ridiculous. The girl is obviously very pretty, and tall is a good thing in my book.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 4:07am
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I like her. Nice look, funny interview. Seems sweet. As for the pics, she looks fun and nice and kinda hot. Plus, I'm pretty sure she loves anal, so that's a bonus. And I'm 6'3", so we wouldn't look weird together at all. Thumbs up.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 8:29am
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She is the sweetest BLOTD so far.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 8:50am
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Pretty hair, pretty face, pretty body.

The faces you make in the pics on page 2 are wanky, though. Best to avoid those.

But you seem to have a decent personality. Well done.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 12:59pm
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I need me a more feminie lookin petite lady..

I don't understand why she replaced "lady" with "woman"

Thursday, February 1st, 2007 @ 9:39am
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Delusional pockmarked cunt with clothing from a 80's madonna video. And, just skankity!

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 5:48am
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Kinda looking amish to me

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 @ 7:59pm
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Laura Prepon & Julia Stiles someone said, mhm, that about does it.
This type of girl you are supposed to love.
All american, after Laura and Julia just add some Dunst.

Monday, November 26th, 2007 @ 4:34am
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Mmm. I'm six-three, and tall women rawk.

I pretty easily rubbed one out to the pics of this skanktard.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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One of the few BLOTDs with actual model potential. I like the way you work what you got. And you got it good. Can we make out?

Sunday, January 6th, 2008 @ 1:12pm
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Is the guy on page four your your sugerdaddy? If so it explains why you are k-mart cheap. Oh well at least you have nice tits.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:38pm
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................no

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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id hit it fo sho

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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Face = 6.
Body = 8.

A nice 7 overall. Not bad at all - tall girls (excuse me, WOMEN) are always fun. I like her answers. Not bad at all.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:59pm
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Kim anyone can be a woman ,but not everyone is a lady.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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PS: I offer a complimentary facial to all my clients.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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Both the first pic and the pic of you in front of the backdrop in jeans are outstanding.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:29pm
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Her friend on page five with the yellow teeth is still hotter than this girl. I can not believe so many bastards are praising this girl when you have put down chicks WAY hotter than her.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 4:52pm
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i like the way your hair looks in the black in white photos- you should consider dying it darker, and maybe cutting it a little shorter. its nice to see a normal, natural looking (and still pretty) BLOTD for a change. less is more.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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In the page 3 pics you look kinda like Jena Malone. Overall, decent looking chick. A solid LA 7. I'd lick that sweet pussy for hours and fuck her so gently.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:40pm
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................no

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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my god...in some pics you look like jailbait and in others you look like a man...i'm surprised she didn't end her answers with "hear me roar!"

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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Attractive and fresh looking. If you are 20 or younger you might want to give runway work a shot. Lately, especially in Europe, they want 6' for runway work, if you lost a few ponds you definitely have the body for it. Also, if you saw some of the successful girls before being all made up you would be amazed. If you are interested, look into a reputable agency, even take a trip down by the tents, fashion week NYC starts friday, you can even talk to some of the girls who will be outside smoking or waiting for a cab.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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i would make sweet furious tai-chi love to you while standing on a couple of phone books
but you don't look anything like jessica biel

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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As usual, wretched personality... mediocre face... nice body (if maybe a little butch).

Yawn... Next, please.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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I'd tap that. She doesn't look like Jessica Biel though.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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Hey Kim

You don't look like jessica biel. However, you're beautiful.

Sunday, February 1st, 2009 @ 7:29am
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