Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Carries Bottled Water & Hot Coffee in ONE HAND!!
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Where's her fucking assistant?! ...Or did her new Jewish Monkey cut some expenses?
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Looking great there Christina, greeeaaat.
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she looks fucking retarded here, am i the only one that things she looks like a monkey?
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she looks better with her hair down, otherwise she's like a praying mantis
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misterman, I was being cynical. She looks greeeaaat, greeeaaaat
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I think you're being a bit harsh on monkeys misterman...
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I was expecting to see her without make up, since she's dressing casual in these pics, but I was wrong. Probably all that make up is stucked on her face and won't ever go away. Why, Xtina, why!? U make it hard to me to love u.
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Looks like shit in these pics. Did her nose get a bit bigger?
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Flawless? She's fucking UGLY.
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She always looks like shit, I hate this clown ass bitch, go work in a circus!
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Jesus Christ, this biatch looks 'tore up'.
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ewwwwwwwww christina aguilera sucks shes sooooo ugly ughhh!
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aw hell no #3, she doesn't come close to "damnably" cute...
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she looks like snoopy's friend woodstock, though that might be insulting to birds all over the world. she might weigh less than those olsen skanks by now.
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eventhough she's almost a midget, she's flawless.
damn that monkeyboy!!
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I see old bandy legs spray-painted the make up on again and is still damnably cute!
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