26 Scandalous Comments

Coco, obviously. Halle's nice, but not in C's league

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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Halle. Coco is nasty.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 4:33pm
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Coco, although I am prone to concussions.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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I'd take halle's.

Those look about the right size. I'm not greedy. Plus it's Falle Freakin Berry. Coco's Ice T's beeeyotch, who know's where those bazongas have been. Prolly on the corner, hustle fo T's money, cause he's a motha fuckin peeeeemp. Just listen to Pimp or Die. He's a bad mutha.....

hahaaa!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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Both these bitches are ugly!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 5:32pm
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coco looks like an action figure

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 5:48pm
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Faces? Neither (urk).

Boobies? Coco, obviously. More is better.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 6:11pm
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No comparison. These babes are from two completely different categories. Try Jordan and Coco in which case Coco would win, because Jordan has an ass like an ironing board and she's boring.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 6:30pm
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i agree with TheChef, halle has great tits ;)

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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Halle, It's like comparing a corvette with a elCamino. A busted up used up wasted up piece of shit, with god knows what VD contained within El Camino. THat's Halle Vs. CoCo.

Besides, Don't want my dick anywhere near where Richard Belzer has been in.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 6:50pm
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syvyn11---lol!!!!!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 7:32pm
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Halle....hers are real..and even if they aren't, they are in proportion with the rest of her body. Coco's look too fake and big for her medium-sized frame

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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sorry, but coco ain't even close to halle.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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Halle, instant decision!!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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halle is total perfection, so she gets my nod in this match-up.

but, i sure would like to take coco for a ride... i can't deny that.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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This is easy, I'd much rather nibble on Halle's chocolate cupcakes. They're real, and they're spectacular. Besides, I can't afford to pay Ice-T his going rate for Coco. Sure, he might give you a few weeks to pay up, but the vig is murder.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 8:21pm
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coco is evil looking

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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This is a joke right? Coco looks like a gorilla and has the name to go with it. Halle is sex on legs in these photos.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 8:56pm
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Coco is a surgically mutated freak. Halle looks much more natural.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 9:32pm
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Coco is disgusting.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 10:24pm
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How is this even a question? The 'skanked-out Barbie wannabe' or Halle Berry...

Anyone above me (or below me) that said Coco should be stoned, or better have been at the time they picked Coco.

The end, discussion over.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 11:54pm
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You guys are comparing an Alist actress to I dont even know what. I vote for Coco because she's going up against a famous Alister when she's a Dlister. Halley Barry is not hot at all, she's the boring one. and Coco is the wife of a famous man. Both are equally unnatractive (UGLY).

Thursday, February 1st, 2007 @ 1:50am
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HALLEEEEE!

Thursday, February 1st, 2007 @ 3:18am
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Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 @ 2:53pm
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I'll give one of my loads to Coco's coconuts...

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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i think coco is beautiful and sexy in her world and it doesn't matter i000f she is a skank or pimped out it doesn't take from her ..........HER beauty she is a true SEX symbol and i think she likes to be you hear more fucked up shit about britney spears and hailey berry couldn't or can't keep a man. Eigther way they are both beautiful in thier own worlds and yes they are different and no one is better than the other.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 1:44am
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