Sad Piper Perabo vs Happy Piper Perabo - An Emotional Bastardly Matchup
Thursday, February 1st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photos coming from the "Because I Said So" World Premiere in Hollywood, CA a couple days back.
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The picture on page 2 makes her look like she's had a stroke.
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She's so cute. She has a sexy sad-face, but she looks prettier when she's smiling.
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She is very beautiful, I'd like to see her in more movies.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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She played a lesbian in some girls school movie, she was the butch. Jessica Pare was licking up on her in the movie Lost & Delirious Pare has outstanding tits ,good horndog Google. >>>> http://www.douglass.co.uk/webpromote/celebs/oops_index.htm
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She's really pretty, but she has zero sense of style. Between the crap necklace, crap dress, and crap shoes, all of which clash with each other, she's a total fashion disaster.
She should give up on trying to clothe herself and just go around naked. ;)
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Where's the choice for Dead Piper Perabo?
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I bet she LOVES it in the ass
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BackDoorMan I bet she likes it anywere I would
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