Tricia Helfer's February 2007 Playboy Magazine Pictures (PG-13 Version)
Thursday, February 1st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Remember, don't go to Google or Yahoo & search for the real, uncensored photos. Go and buy the magazine, you cheap horndogg!

























i have to say, she's got some really nice boobs.
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Best show on television. Best lookin chick on television.
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Nice legs.
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shes canadian right???
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Yes, she is... Uf, great body. And she's beautiful... but, maybe i'm sick, i prefer her showmates, Grace Park (remenbering Maxim' s photoshoot) and Katee Sackhoff :O , what the hell...
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I like her, she's hot without looking at all fake. Also she's Canadian so 10/10
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and this is AFTER the airbrushing and photoshopping? yikes. eat a fucking steak and some fries, willya?
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Based on the picture from page 1, I'd say "nice ass". Too bad that's the only one... (sob)
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Jesus christ...is that her??? You can't even tell with all the photoshop.
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that ass needs to be pounded hard...
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she can ride my rock hard cylon
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For some reason, I truly dig the wide mouth thing...
And she can act too.
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Nice bod, but Grace Park is sexier.
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She seems reconisable and HOT to me, maybe its cos you guys are so used to seeing her with the Ubre blonde hair, while im staring at grace park instead :D
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I like her, she's hot without looking at all fake. Also she's Canadian so 10/10
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