For The Bastardly Ladies: David Schwimmer Wants You To Strip!
Friday, February 2nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Go ahead, tell me you don't wanna run your fingers through Dave's greasy hair...
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my god..what was this? a douchbag convention?!?
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That's one ugly asshole.
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And the award for "World's Plainest Man".... (drumroll)
DAVID SCHWIMMER!!
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Looks like somebody punched his lower face in. This guy is much uglier in pictures.
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I am sure all us Bastardly Ladies appreciate seeing a good looking man on this GREAT website but David Schwimmer????? I mean really David Schimmer is that as good as it gets? If it is then let me know so I can get on with poking my eyes out cuz I don't want to see this again.
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He's so pathetic looking.
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