The Bastardly Analysis: Is Tyra Banks Fat, Skinny or an Annnoying Bitch?
Friday, February 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photos were taken w/in the last week @ the "I Have A Dream" Foundation's Dream Keeper Awards in LA
I'm gonna go w/ annoying bitch on this one, Alex.
Below is a another video of how annoying & fake she can be...

























She actually weighs more than me, but she is not fat. Not for a second.
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but you gotta admit, she's an annoying bitch.
fucking drama queen from hell...
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definitely annoying, but i do like ANTM. and her figure's still good.
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Still too fat.
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Hot. And annoying, but hot.
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This bitch is sooooooooo fake and annoying. She should shut the hell up.
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That whole Vaseline thing was ridiculous. Regarding her looks, she's really pretty, and no way is she fat.
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i think the vasoline is her making fun of Oprah. talk about annoying and fake. but tyra isn't fat, because if she is then i am too....hahahaha. oh yeah i need to lose 40 pounds.
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Annoying as hell! Let her get on her soap box about girls with booties! But I like thicker gals!
She is trying to be an "Oprah" for the younger generation!
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this is hilarious. what a bloated crazy fatshit. and the standing ovation by the housewifelardfuck gallery caps off a nice comedic moment. now i'm in a good mood.
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Fat.
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Annnoying, Annnoying, Annnoying.
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She's hot and got curves. That's all that matters, I don't care how annoying she is or if she's gained a couple of pounds.
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In Germany we would call Tyras body the most perfect one! It´s the only body i would die for, really. She got the curves all over the right places - just to beautiful and gorgeous for words. Tyra - keep it up you look GREAT!!!!!
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The problem with Tyra is that she tries way too hard to be this sweet caring person who wants to help everybody and it comes out as fake. She's beautiful, but she is annoying.
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Tyra is annoying because to Tyra, it's all about Tyra. She's the most self-obsessed bitch I've ever heard. Nobody else has an entire show on a story the paparazzi did on them, but it seems like every time something happens to her, she goes on a moral crusade. And someone who judges a modelling show can't really have any credit as a 'moral crusader', especially for WEIGHT issues. Man, what a fucking hypocrite...
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The only thing I really don't like about her is the wigs, does she not have real hair?
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Yes...she can be uber annoying and...yeah, she tries too hard. She gained a little weight, and EVERYONE at some point in their life gains a little. Some of us lose it, some os us don't. She has the money to go on The Zone diet, she has the money to hire the best fitness trainers, she has the money to pay for lipo, it's obvious that she is happy with the way she looks. So why in the hell should we care? We're not Tyra, she has more money than 99.9% of people on here, we're not paying her bills, what have we done for her? Nothing. She knows what she's doing. I actually support her. There is nothing wrong with a beautiful, curvy, women being comfortable with themselves. I wish that I (and most girls and women around my age) could feel that way about ourselves. Hats off to her! :)
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I read somewhere that this lady weigh's 160 pounds. That is a whole lot of weight in fact even when I was pregnant i didn't weigh that damn much. She was ALWAYS fat though Tyra Banks was never skinny. Her big old forehead and ugly blue eyes. I dont care for her look's she's really not that beautiful.
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That picture of her in the swimsuit she kept referring to kinda looked like they photoshopped her into a bigfoot sighting.
She is a total drama queen about the weight thing. It's kinda funny, just a few months ago she was wearing a fat suit to see what it would be like to be fat, now she is fat. She's really not that bad though. I'd hit it.
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uh, her eyes are clearly not blue. she needs to quit it with those silvery blonde wigs though.
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"Is Tyra Banks Fat, Skinny or an Annnoying Bitch?"
Answer: She's pissing off caucasaurus' and that's just fine by me.
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160 lbs. at her height is normal. She looks absolutely fine and I commend her for fighting back. Yeah, it's self-absorbed in some senses, but sometimes you have to do things for yourself. A lot of girls look up to her as well, so at least she was sending a good message to them. She did put herself out there and allowed herself to be vulnerable. She doesn't have a fucking agenda. Somewhere in there we all care about what people think. Nobody wants their fat rolls circled in some tabloid. It's pathetic that we even care that much about fat rolls to begin with. She probably took it a little overboard because she seemed sensitive about it anyway. I mean she's a retired supermodel turned talk show host. She's gonna be under scrutiny.
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i think she's gorgeous,
she's a good person and looks great.
you're just jealous of her. get a life.
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I think that all of you that say she is annoying are drama queens themselves!
For Lucinda that had a baby and said Tyra is still bigger than her back then, Who FUCKING CARES???!!! The girl is like 6 feet! How many women are 6 feet??? I am 5'10 myself, I weight about 140 lbs. and everyone I know dream to have my body! You people need to understand that weight doesn't mean a thing... shape does! she has a butt , breast, small waist and a very womanly figure! Most of you that talk crap about her most likely have no butt, no boobs, and a big waist so why are you even starting this? You say how she is a drama queen, but aren't you being one by writing bad things about other people? you are fabricating crap out of you ass. Grow up and face it. She is a 160 lbs. But she is beautiful. She is real. and she sure doesn't give a crap what the hell your dumbass thinks.
Thanks!
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she looks good to me. she may be annoying at times but that speech was right. good for her.
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I don't think she is fat, her body just used to be one of the best, so now people think she is fat, when really....she still has a nice figure.
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I don't care what she weighs, bitch is annoying.
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She once said on top model you always have to look good, well she should take her own advice. Man is she FAT
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I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE. I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH. I FUCKING HATE THAT SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF HER.
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