The Bastardly Morning Report by Druggy Alcoholic Linday Lohan
Friday, February 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photo: Egotastic
- Lindsay Lohan Wants Sex and McDonald's [Egotastic]
- This shirtless photo of Danny Bonaduce is hilarious [Dlisted]
- Justin Timberlake Is The Meat In A Jessica Biel & Alyssa Milano Sandwich. MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'm glad to see that JT has finally got his sexual act together! [Hollywood Tuna]
- Katie Holmes Graces the Cover of Harper's Bazaar [A Socialite's Life]
- And, we're gonna end off a Rejected GoDaddy Super Bowl Commercial...[Red Balcony]
























Can we say Photoshop? Sound it out.
Reply to this Comment
I'm sick of her anyway. I hope she dies in rehab.
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!