Bastardly Rumor: Britney Spears Has A Sex Tape?! God Help Us.
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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If someone out there has it, please read this before uploading it on YouTube or Rapidshare. If the answer to any of these questions is, then proceed to extort Britney of some dough by giving that shit back to her. Why flood the Internet w/ more shit when we already have to deal w/ all the Paris Hilton Exposed shit popping up every fucking day...
1. Is Britney pregnant?
2. Is she giving a handjob with Cheetos-fingers?
3. Is KFed involved?
4. Is KFed's music playing the background?
5. Can you see or hear one of her baby-dolls?! (I don't know about you guys, but crying babies in sex tapes is just a turn off)
Now for some more photos of Britney w/ KimWhora Leech from a Baby Phat Fashion Show event held yesterday.
wtf!!!!!
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From that first picture, you'd think the sex tape may have some horse fucking in it.
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No sex tape is out. Yet.
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She looks like shit..I tried to be on team Britney, but enough is enough....
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Eww! I don't understand why she always looks like shit! Why is it so hard to dress normaly and do your hair nice!? I won't even excuse non rich , non celebrity people from looking like that, let alone this rich bitch. Piss me off!
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yep!!! I aslo tried to be on team Britney..........BUT the girl just simply fell apart!!!!!!!! She just TOTALLY looks like a TRAILER-TRASH crazied BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, wouldn't mind a sextape from the pre-K-Fed times, OW!!!
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Trailer. Fucking. Trash.
How can someone who has so much money be so so so cheap looking?
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I agree everyone. She makes my penis sad!
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Fuck that!!! I wanna see that tape. i bet she's a dirty talker.
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OK her slim days are long gone, but she's still a cute fat chick. I'd definitly bang her.
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She doesn't look too bad in the last picture.
If I squint.
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If there was a sex tape, she would have put it out there by now.
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There is a sex tape, not that i have seen it..but there is!!
I think everyone should leave her alone, she deserves a break..has'nt anyone got anythin better to do, than take note of every lil thing that she does.
I bet ya tha there is plenty of couple's who have done sex tapes, but no one is arsed, people r only arsed now, because its Britney Spears, so everyone is goin into every lil detail..she's a human, let her live her life..BACK OFF!!!
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luv yas xx becky xx
My E-mail address is: becky_parle@hotmail.com
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Dear Britney.... why didnt you stay hot? why did you get fat, smelly and ugly? why did you have 2 kids with an ignorant mooch?
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Back in the "Slave 4 u" (or however the bloody hell it's spelled) days I would have sold a kidney on the black market to see a Britney sex tape.
Now? I fear my eyes would bleed if I saw one.
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