Maria Menounos vs Stacy Keibler - The Bastardly Sexy Legs Matchup
Sunday, February 4th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

I'm a Stacy Keibler fan, but to put it bluntly, I really wouldn't mind being sandwiched between these four legs. Goddddaaaayummy!! Let's take a moment to pray that one or both of these ladies gets wasted one night & makes a sex tape. Amen.
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Keibler. Hands-down.
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Keibler all the way
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What is up with Keibler's big ridge of a vein going right down the middle of her forhead from her hairline to the bridge of her nose? Ick, really ruins the look. She's fit and all, but I think Maria is way more attractive overall.
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both weird
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Me likey the curvy chicks, so it is Menounos hands down.
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Maria was on Howard Stern and sounded pretty much like a prude. I bet Stacy is a nasty girl, so she gets my vote!!
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Oh how I'd like to be able to have 'hands on' comparison to work on...Got to be Stacy.
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maria is definitely hotter overall
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Stacy! That guy on page 3 is sweating like a pig!
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Not even a fair matchup. Stacy Keibler by far!
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MARIA!... stacys face is so typical looking... its average... her legs may be nice but the rest of her is whatever...
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Stacey has a soccer mom face. zero sex appeal. Maria, though not that much of a beauty, oozes sex appeal.
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This contest is for BEST LEGS.
Stacy wins hands down. Her legs are tremendous all the way up to her ass. Her mouth is a bit small and not sure if her lips could fit around my cock. O well...I guess that's what her pussy and ass is for. Shes fit and I bet could grip a cock in her pussy like no other.
Maria is fucking beautiful. Exotic, original looking with a huge mouth that could fit 2 HUGE cocks in. Soft body and an even softer pussy.
I'd gangbang Maria and marry Stacy...
MEOW!
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Stacy has the better legs.
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Stacy is a the best. Even if her face isn't as conventially attractive as Maria's, her body is unreal. I watched that shitty Dancing with the Stars show just for Stacy, and I'll tell you what, there's no way Maria can move like that.
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Definitly Stacy! Woeheee!
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DAMN!!!!! gotta go with the dark hair BEAUTY QUEEN Maria!!!!!!!!!! Stacey looks too SKANKY!!!!!!
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I've got to thank you for the leggy post Moe. That's just what the doctor ordered!
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From a legs only standpoint its Stacy - there is not many women if any that have better legs. Maria on the other hands is a tasty honey certainly in my top five - while Stacy doesn't make that list.
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Stacy Keibler = Hottest. Girl. Ever. Anyone bad mouths Stacy in this thread, I will find you and I will beat you.
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Menounos looks like a fat greek piggy, her dress tries to hide her cellulite. Her face is weird and ugly with a witchy nose. Stacy looks so sweet and thin, and her legs are perfect and a man's dream.
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Menounos has a slightly cankle action going...eep!
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stacy, no question! maria used to be chubby, and you can tell. stacy is long and lean and GORGEOUS!
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I personally find all the veins on Stacey's legs horrible. And no, the fake tan doesnt hide them well enough
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(pg 6)
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stacy keibler no fucking contest.
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As a legs man they both work for me. But it has to be Stacy for the finish. The length and shape gives it to her.
Stacy. Stacy. Stacy. Hmmmm...
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maria by far...not that stacy is fugly.. far from it ( ok..maybe kinda skinny.) but she 's just another hot blond while maria is a goddess.
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Maria Menounos!
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Ooohhh, a toughie. I might have to sample both to render a fair and balanced judgment. But if that can't be arranged, I'll go with Stacy. Those aren't just legs, they're ear-warmers.
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Maria is a mexican, yucky
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Stacy is wild after a couple shots of tequila, but Maria likes to do that thing with her tongue.
If you haven't been with her, you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
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My Vote goes to Maria, She is so freaking hot.
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Stacie's are amazing and all...but Maria's have more shape. I'd rather have my jizz run down her leg
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Stacey Keibler is the hottest woman alive! Best legs and feet on the planet!
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Why does Maria have those crazy brown half moon shapes on her leg, arm, back?
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Maria is NOT Mexican, she's Greek.
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Darn, this is a tough one. I have loved Stacy's legs for ever, but it's cold this time of year, and my head would be warmer between Maria's thighs.
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Maria is clearly a brown bagger...if it wasn't for her outstanding rack, no one would ever look twice at her.
Not a fan of either, but Stacy's legs are terrific.
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a problem with the camera most likely. It shifts from body parts and also appears on stacy
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i say Maria is hotter overall
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Maria is hotter!
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stacy wins by far.only vs angels can beat stacy legs.stacyforever
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