Serena Williams Looks Bootiliciously Beautiful in a Bikini
Sunday, February 4th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

Since February is Black History Month, I've decided to give Serena the Bastardly Pass by being nice to her (yes, this is gonna be a tricky one). After looking at the photos, I have to say that Serena has amazing skin & the way the sand sticks to her ass makes my mouth water.
Besides being exceptionally beautiful off the tennis court, watching Serena Williams play tournaments is like watching the #1 men's seed playing against 15-year old girls (that's a compliment...I think).
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Ugh....She's hideous. Yeah, this girl can play a mean game of tennis...but she looks like a fucking man. Are you drunk or something? There are many beautiful Black women in the world of sports and entertainment, why did you have to pick of of the ugly ones to respresent them? Her skin is terrible, her eyebrows need to get waxed, and she needs to back off the weights for awhile. So what, she has a big ass...but even THAT doesn't make up for the rest of the package.
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looks like a shaved gorilla in a bikini...hehe...in the pics where she is exiting the water it looks like one of those giant monster movies...yuck imagine all the sand in her ass pimples...hehe, moe your post is dripping with sarcasm...
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"That's a man, man!"
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I still say she's hot
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That body need monster dick. Fucking her must be tornado
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I don't care what history month it is..... that's a MAN, BABY!
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She has an unfortunate physique, but she is still not that bad. Not conventionally attractive I grant you. But she still has a sparkle about her when she is smiling and giggling.
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I don't care what you say, this fugly biatch is either a tranny, or a straight out man.
I'd like to encourage Moe, who inflicted this suffering upon us, to hit it (or more likely get hit by it) and report back to the bastardly community on his findings!
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i dunno i think she's hot. incredible ass
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Were they all outta brown bags for this one??
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Sick. If you'd hit that, you'd hit Martin Navratilova. Dude should be playing in the tranny league.
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more pics:
http://zelebs.blogspot.com/2007/02/more-serena-williams-blackrock-beach....
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So I looked through most of those pictures, trying to look for a redeeming feature....
Dude, I give up! This chick/man is THE world's UGLIEST tranny alive!
1. Man arms & legs like a linebacker
2. Widest nose known to man
3. No waist
4. Abs like Hulk Hogan
5. Face like a gorilla
6. Messed up eyebrows
7. 50 inch thighs
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Yeah, she'd be a helluva ride. She can take whatever I'd throw.
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That's a man baby!
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She looks like William "The Fridge" Perry. That's not a good thing, for those who don't know football.
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She's a woman that R. Crumb would love.
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WTF!!!! get this cave-looking BITCH off the site!!!!!!!
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Moe, that's some mean shit u wrote dude.
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She is fugly - face it one day she will reveal that she is a man.
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Don't be hatin' horndogs, it's BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!!!!!
Holler!
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Yakity yak!
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oh god. black history month or not, this bitch is UGLY. a little too much testosterone.
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i love serena williams! she's has a fighting spirit and a wonderful personality..and i think her body is sick even thought losing 10 or so pounds of muscle wouldn't hurt.
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That's some nasty shit there. Her whole family is a bunch of racist fucks.
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(shudder).....
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Anyone remember Terrell Davis, the running back from the Denver Broncos? I swear she looks just that Dude! hahahahahaha She could have given the bears some help last nite! lol
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Anyone remember Terrell Davis, the running back from the Denver Broncos? She looks just like that guy! hahahahaha Bet she could have given the Bears backfield some help last nite! lol
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ok- has anyone seen the British comedy sketches called Little Britain? She looks like one of the fat hage that try to hang out for free at the health resort..
let's see if i can find a picture...
ok here you go http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/ent/little_br...
and
http://www.virgin.net/tvradio/comedy/littlebritain/pix/02_main.jpg
HILARIOUSSS
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yes- i think i should win the prize for that..
there is a prize isn't there Moe?
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YEAH, BA-BY!!!
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that looks like an UGLY gorilla
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u ppl are a bunch of racist idiots. yall don know black beauty. the girls got wat it takes stick to ur stick like uncurvy blonde sticks ok!!!idiots boring asses.she looks gorgeous and she has a geat body not that a bunch of white boys would know?yall used to no curves..lol...f yall
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what a great ass
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YO HYPOCRITES, YOU R BUSY JERKING OFF 2 THESE PHOTOES, BUT COZ NON OF U GAT ANY REAL BALLZ, YOU JUST SHAY SHIT JUST 2 GO WITH THE FLOW. WIPE YOUR KEYBOARDS, WASH YOUR HANDS AND FIND YOURSELF A REAL WOMAN LIKE SERENA
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All the haters posting anti-appreciation complaints must be short, non-muscular and homophobic little mummy's boys.
She is way under 6' tall, so if your scrawny little boys' bodies can't stack up next to hers, then you are just expressing self-confidence issues which are not her fault.
A beautiful, curvaceous and athletic body - no question about it.
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PLS,CAN YOU BE SENDING ME THE LETEST OF SERENA WILLIAMS PICTURES,AM REALY CRAZY ABOUT THIS SEXY BLACK QUEEN OF THE COURT.
SERENA YOUR REALY BEAUTIFULL,LOVE YOU GIRL FRIEND?
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MAY GOD BLESS MY WIFE FOREVER AND EVER,I LOVE MY WIFEI REALLY LOVE MY WIFE,I LOVE MY WIFE
IN HIS LOVE
MAX
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Why so hard on this woman. Just because she does't have blone hair and blue eyes and white skin doesn't mean she's not attractive. Whats not to like about her she's got big breasts, a nice round ass and she is very shapely. Most of you guys complaining about her would "hit it" in a New York second!
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I hate to admit it but she is gorgeous. I would lick ever inch of her sexy body including that sweet big ass.
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I'd murder it! Shes got it all!
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All us big dick brothas know what that is . That is 100% toned black woman. Requires some body big , thick and long who can fuck the hell her hard all night long. The pussy is tight and very juicy and can take whatever enters it, she would be knocked up in one month with me. There are people here who have never been with a black female like this.Try it and you will be sprung the first time, just make sure you have what it takes to satisfy her.
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100% gorgeous fit black woman If you cannot handle it do hate it , makes Kate Moss,Lindsay Lohan look like a tooth pick.
For a 6 foot 3 210 fit real handsome ,educated man like me, Serena is the only ticket. So all you disgusting fat bodies and anorexics can keep hating but you know you cannot measure up.If you need virgara for this you should not be having sex at all. Maybe some of yall should eat properly and work out more. Serena looks great. I would love to have her hanging on my arm even if she was not rich or well known.
So all of you suffering from ED , low self esteem, eating disorders and bad genetics, this is what a real desireable woman looks like. Take note and keep hating yourself if you must. Personally she makes my 11 inch dick hard on sight.
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Why r all Yall On Serena?? First of all None of Yall would spit any of that hatred to her face, secondly she obviously something nice if everybody wants her fucking picture!! Come on, just stop hating on her I know everybody tends to like the Skinny Anorexic actresses with all the mental issues but how bout Some MeaT ON THEM BONEZ!!!! Serena Williams is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN!!!!!!!!!! Nuff said... Shout out to ezrhino2001, I feel u Dog HaHA!
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I hope that someone gets Serena pregnant soon. Wouldn't it be great to see her with a big baby bump.
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I would love to lick the sand off that amazing ass!
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Who ever thinks she looks like a man is a retard. She has some nice big titties and a perfectly round, lucious, huge ass!
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I could not agree more. I would love to hit that ass!
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serena wiliams is the killing target in the eyes of al-qaieda and i wil killed him soon becouse she is pornstar and i hate him very much
ok
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"Why so hard on this woman. Just because she does’t have blone hair and blue eyes and white skin doesn’t mean she’s not attractive. Whats not to like about her she’s got big breasts, a nice round ass and she is very shapely. Most of you guys complaining about her would “hit it†in a New York second!"
This is just a stupid thing to say!
As a white male who finds MANY women attractive I am offende by this comment.
Its nothing to do with the fact she's not white with blond hair and blue eyes its to do with the fact she IS BUTTERZ!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE, I'D B SCARED TO FUCK HER!
No need to be self righteous there are LOADS OF BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND FOR THAT MATTER WOMEN WHO ARE NOT WHITE!
SERENA IS JUST NOT ONE OF THEM!
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HEY SERENA IS ONE OF THE MOST SEXIEST GIRLS INT THE WORLD I WOULD BANG THAT ANYDAY AND SHE GOT THE BOOTY OF A GODIES.
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I want to lick Serena from head to toe and I would love love to suck on her juicy ass!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I strongly disagree with the individuals who have made insulting comments about Serena's appearance. I personally would love to do it with her to the point where she is pregnant with my child. This young lady definitely has an FCB-First class booty, which is so firm that you could probably bounce a quarter off of it.
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i will hitthat and fuck her until she says my name.
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Enough with the man shit people.
And enough with the ape/gorilla remarks, you racist assholes.
It's all a matter of taste.
If you're white and it bothers you, tough.
Hey, I'm an "Italian-Amrican" with an affinity for any type of woman on this planet.
By the way, that's 100% female up there, and she will fuck you dry until you die (smiling).
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all these guys saying shes unattractive must be homos.
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Anybody who thinks she looks like a man is gay. THis girl is the sexiest woman alive!
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She is the most beautiful and hot woman i have ever seen
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it's the sweetest ass i've ever seen
i would pay so much to be able to hit that
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You guys and gals are jealous! She looks cute period! And most likely is a sweet, caring and loving person and with Attitude if you mess with her. Got to include Smart and Ambitous too. Way to go Serena Williams. You earned your keep! Got to give credit to her dad and mom too.
Manuel (Centreville VA)
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She's hot but I did hear her and her sister are pretty snotty and racist though. :(
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she is realy and sey i realy come to know black is beauty
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SERINA IS MY ANGEL.I dream about her shape every NITE. Forget the Lazy Guys who is afriad of the Contents and Oil in that Sexy ass.Serina Big Kissssssssssssssssssssss.
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Serena is a fucking doll!!!
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I WILL SPEAK FOR YOU ALL>>>I am black and I naturally love big-booty but lets be honest and keep it real..If she was not FAMOUS you would keep her ONLY as a wild night of sex and not your main girl..thats it.!The REALITY is when your walking down the street EVERYBODY will be staring because she is a BIG girl.And you will get tired of sleeping next to her everynight due to constant muscle spasms, & she probably smells like creatine and all sorts of shit! You would NEVER get to see that ass because you'd be forced to screw her missionary style unless.. you had 19 inches to get past all that ass! than after you dumped her she would go ghetto as fuck on you (she is from Compton remember)
So would I hit ? hell yeah! but only a few times, id rather she broke me off with some of that money she has..pussy comes and goes.but would good is it to "say" you fucked the best ass on earth but still have nothing to show for it?
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Only a straight out fag could not see how much woman is standing there in that bikini. Any dude who knows women can tell she'd be awesome in bed.
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My girlfriend has the same a**, and when I fu** her in the a**. I'm thinking about Serena booty, give me Serena's booty and I'll make her cry of pleasure.
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Female human beauty manifests itself in infinite ways. Apparently one person's gorilla is another one's icon of what a woman should look like. As for me, I come down on the side of those who are quite impressed with what Ms. Williams has to offer. Also, something tells me that examination of a similar pose by your blogger Starrica would render her comments laughable.
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Nah. If they were homos they'd be totally in love with "her" masculine physique. Dumbass.
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I THINK YOU'RE GAY, IF YOU THINK SERENA IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd hit it. But I'd regret it.
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Her eyebrows have too much space b/t them, though.
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I REALLY LOVE MY WIFE,I GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ALL MATCHES,SERINA FOREVER AND EVER,MISS WILLIAMS FOREVER AND EVER,GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TENNIS MATCHES
IN HIS LOVE
MAX
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Sean gotta agree with you there...
but I like her ass
is that right................ :s
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omg she hass a fuckinnn fat ass i wood fuck her so hard
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now.the mother of all comments
i fucked her in the attic on her 18th birthday.jesus.....couldnt satisfy her inspite of humping for 40 mins........she wants a elephant or a horse ....
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That's a big bitch bro. Seriously I'd hit it but not walk down the street as a couple. I'm 6'0 even about 230lbs and feel like I could dick her down but if she was to get physical... shit might not go down as expected. I'd still fuck tho" cause it's in my nature
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she's sooo sexy she could ride my cock all day i love her big booty, she's soo damn sexy
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she make me puke several times.wtf i need a doctor.
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i love serena willimas she so beutifull and i def sopank her ass and make her squirm
xxxx
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