Bastardly Breaking News!! Lindsay Lohan Drinks Panache Coffee!

What's with the gloves? How fucking cold can it possibly get in LA? Pussy.

too many cum stains on her coat

Wow, she looks a damn mess

This bitch couldn't be uglier in my opinion. Long gone is the girl who was hot for about 2 seconds when she turned legal. In her place is this homeless looking skank. Having sex with her at this point would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, a wiseman once said.

This bitch couldn't be uglier. Long gone is the girl we once knew who was hot for about 2 seconds when she turned legal. In her place is this fucking skanky, wasted looking mess. And by wasted I don't mean wasted on drugs (though she is, no doubt), I mean she's just a fucking waste of space and breath. As a very wise man once said: Having sex with her at this point would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

oh lindsay.... womp womp

Her shelf life has long expired. She's a used up mess and probably got herpes from being in the recycled boyfriend chain with Paris Hilton. What's up with the stupid ass gloves? I'm looking for bums huddling around a fire in a trash can in the background.

She could save some coin and use that Tylenol coupon, but she probably buys in bulk. There's no way she will stay sober. She'll try to hide it, but she will fuck up again. The female Bonaduce.

just because she was in one mildly entertaining comedy (mean girls) does not mean she should get all of this exposure. I hope she gets bird flu and when htey do her autopsy they find she had every std known to man along with some new ones (Penile Ebola seems likely).

Penile Ebola! Brilliant. I'll have to use that one in the future.

i'd still slap her stank in an instant...

actually I think penile ebola is real as you can get ebola from any contact with an infected persons bodily fluids so i sexual transmitted ebola is possible. why anyone would have sex with a person that has ebola (makes your organs liquify every orifice oozes bile and pus) is beyond my comprehension.