Aishwarya Rai Is Going to Marry This Dude (Abhishek Bachan)
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

What the fuck is up w/ that?
Anyway, the latest drama in all this is kind of funny. These two apparently can't marry b/c their priest says that Abhishek will die young if Aishwarya is his first wife (b/c she's Manglik & he's non-Manglik---don't ask). So what does he have to do in order to get a piece of some Miss Universe Ass?
Well, apparently he has to marry some peepal tree & do a bunch of other religious tasks before he can get Aishwarya in the nude & his arms behind doors. Is sex w/ this woman worth the trouble of marrying a fucking tree?
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"Is sex w/ this woman worth the trouble of marrying a fucking tree?"
no
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Of course it is. She's beautiful:
http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Aishwarya.Rai/62c45_Aishwarya...
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perfect couple
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I'd bang it and then send it back to Baghdad.
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Baghdad? She's Indian...
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wow big papi...so you're a moron.
anyway, i know nothing's been said in this thread yet but people always comment on rai's pictures by bringing up the fact that she looks white/fake. blah blah.
it's funny, it's as though you can't handle the fact that she IS that beautiful and she has nothing to do with being white or blonde or american. I'm persian and my cousins both have blue eyes and there is no mixing in my family. In india espeially, where the Aryan race originated by the way, there are tonnes of light skinned, light eyed people.
haha face it, sometimes non anglo/euro women just do light eyes and fair skin better than your bland hollywood girls.
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Whatever...same thing. Both don't believe in deodorant and smell like curry powder.
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Same thing? and Americans wonder why people think they are ignorant fat asses. Broaden your horizons a bit, USA is not the centre of the universe. Oh, well played on getting Dubya elected again though, only USA could be dumb enough to vote for him!
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@Big Papi: Arabs don't eat curry... you really are an idiot.
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Big Papi why don't you go sniff some more glue ya ignorant cunt.
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lmao!!!i love this "everyone jump on big papi day"! the funny thing is when i first started coming here and read his comments,i thought he was a cool and funny guy,but then he began to let us in his head a little more and i was disappointed to see that he truly is a moron and a nasty little biggot!so c'mon folks, big papi is stupid!
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damn, let it go. rub one out to the stupid koran if that's how you feel.
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*sigh*
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Big Papi, sweetie, the Koran is the Muslim book. They're Hindus, not Muslims.
I used to think that you try really hard to be controversial... but now I'm starting to think you just have a double digit IQ.
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Oh hey Guys....I never write comments or anything. But i just somehow felt tempted to on this occasion. For some time now I've felt that there's this huge amount of hatred for Indians and Muslims in you heart. Why is that people? You just can't label Everybody evil on a/c of something bad being done by a few ignorant people. So What if we share our religion with them, That still doesn't mean we share our views with them as well...right?? we despise their deeds as much as you do. I know it's irrelevant...but i am sure you'll know why am i saying all this. Now about marrying a peepal tree and stuff. i Can imagine this might sound a bit weird. but hey...all part of our religious practices. Now making fun of one's religion ain't pretty either...coz we say...all in all God is one. So you never know by making fun Of one's religion..you could be doing so of your own's.....lol now that was deep. But still in the End...if you mind us so bad...I'll request the owner of this site not to post any stuff about us. Coz this way you're just plain mocking us.
And as far as you are concerned Mr. Big papi , a suggestion. try not to sniff our asses next time!! mite help your case...
Peace :o)
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Big Papi, you are an ignorant stupid fuck. Next time you wanna be racist, you might want to get their race right. I could be sayin dumb shit like I'd screw your mama/sister and send her back to my YARD to cut my grass but I'd be on your stupid ass level.
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why is everyone soo protective of this chick, every single post about her turns into a history lesson about the aryan race and her "natural beauty".. so she won Miss World or Universe im not sure and dont care enough to look it up, big fucking deal, its no need to get angry at everyone and take every comment seriously..btw Lala Arabs do eat curry, they just dont call it curry :)
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@Adam: Why would anyone hate Indians because of "something being bad being done by a few ignorant people"? If this is about terrorists, none of the terrorists have come from India.
@Schtroumph: Who's being protective? Most of the comments haven't even been about her LOL! It's Big Papi being a dumbass as usual and the rest of us trying to educate him.
BTW, then it's not curry. Food that Chinese and and Thai people eat can be considered curry also, but it's not.
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I know Lala....it's just not about terrorism..It's about prejudice as well. I just don't like this fact that although we all breathe the same air....we still ridicule each other based on stupid silly things that weren't supposed to be there in the first place...
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wtf is wrong with people who thing that indians smell like curry. i'm indian...i dont even know wtf curry is. sure, i eat indian food but there is nothing CALLED curry. americans are faggots. and fat. (plus sude of being a vegetarian)
ps. i hate indian food..dont eat it often
go grab a quadruple burger or w/e and shove it.
pss. big papis probably the dumbest piece of fuck ever
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woah is jaya bachcan short!!! and whos the other girl in the photo - it must be his daughter errr cant remember her name and the 2 little kiddies must be their grandchildren how sweet.
why shudnt any1 want to marry abishek - i wud - hes gorgeous looking and a lovely man, actually he can get much better than aishwarya he cud have any woman he wants! why is his family so fuckin stupid - they cant see that aishwarya is only marrying into their family to get herself even more famous. and amitabhs such a dirty pervert - he wants aishwarya more than his son does, they both want each other. they make is so fucking obvious in every photograph - dirty little fuckers the both of them.
it'll only be a matter of time unil abhishek catches his dad in bed with his wife... pass the sick bucket plzzzzz blueeeeegghhhhhhh :{
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Moe, Aishwarya married the tree, not Abhishek. LOL.
Shasha, agreed, Amitabh is an old perve!!!! Even back when Abhishek said he would never date her, Amitabh was all over Aishwarya. Meanwhile, Abhishek drools all over Mallika Sherawat (Aishwarya didn't want her at the Guru premier in Toronto).
The wedding is a way to further Abhishek and Aishwarya's careers. tacky.
Amitabh clearly enjoys all the publicity and hype over the engagement - contrary to Jaya who always looks annoyed by all the fakeness.
The other woman in the picture is Abhishek's big sister Shweta and the kids are hers. Surprising that Jaya is smiling, normally during the Aishwarya photo ops, she frowns and glares.
Wonder if the Butta Kapoor Sisters (Karishma, Abhishek's ex and Kareena) are invited to the wedding.
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he's kinda ugly. she should bag the old dude (white beard, black hair). he's kinda hot. unless that's her dad in which case, no.
i don't get the aishwarya fascination. essentially all female bollywood stars are hotter than her. the eyes really do it for most people i see. i agree that they're nice, but the whole package ain't that great.
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the old guy is his dad.
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don't match
tooo
uglyyy
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Don't ever compare her with Jolie, Jolie has atleast done stuff like adopt kids and a lot of charity, a lot of socially relevant causes but all this woman can ever think abt is heself, I mean when was the last time she ever lent herself to a social cause,she is a mean selfish manipulative bitch!
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I think Aishwarya and Anhishek are very nice couple.
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jus wanted to say aish is a very beautiful looking i myself is a pakistani muslim and i dont quite like the racist comments being made
asians can hav light skin and light eyes im quite fair skinned and hav greenish eyes
and about ashs eyes theres quite confusing!
one min theres blue the other there green and then all of a sudden there grey!
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you ppl are so stupid ............................and living in bollywood world get real ppl
apart from this indian actrors and actresses belive in free sex so worry not about their sex life .................be real like us and more critical in approcah ..........you ppl are ppl of nowhere more then indians
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next ti,e i will leave more rude comments hahaha
typical me ..................................sorry about that typing error
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OMG! I can't stand this!!! The chick IS hot, but why are we turning it into a history lesson??...yes, I am a fat American and I am proud of it...if you don't like it, get the fuck out. And, NOBODY talks to Big Papi that way here...NOBODY. If he says curry comes from shit, that's good enough for me.
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@Christine: Big Papi deserves to be peed on by all on this forum.
If he is another proud,fat,ignorant American like you, much the better.
Get the fuck out , you say......It's the immigrants who run the USA & it's always been that way.
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Re the curry thing.... curry is a seasoning so whether it's cooked by indians, thais, chinese, Trnidadians.... IT'S STILL CURRY!!!... and its yellow
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She is not pretty...who cares who she marries...you can only be pretty if you are pretty without makeup and she needs $500.00 a day to keep up! ENOUGH!!!
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I just don't understand why Aish generates such debate! Who really cares who or for what what reason she's marrying? She is a pretty woman...period! And Abhi is fine...period! Hey Jassmine, I wondered what was going through Karishma's mind as well! Buttah Sisters, have never heard this! LMFAO!!!
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christine & big papi
you know it's folks like you that only perpetuate the american stereotype:
KNOW-NOTHING IGNORANT PPL WITH ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA NO CARE NO KNOWLEDGE OR EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INKLING OF THE REAL ISSUES AFFECTING THE WORLD IN WHICH THEY LIVE.
That pissed some of you off right?
Well let me point out that Im not so ignorant to the fact that there are good and bad ppl in this world, that being said, it's completely asinine to say all americans are racist ignorant ppl or that all east-indians/arabs are terrorists. What I stated above is not how I feel, despite the experiences I've had here, I still dont feel that a whole nation of ppl should be blamed for the mistakes of a few.
However, we do have the media to blame for the propaganda and BS that has led so many uneducated citizens of this country to believe all the bullshit they are fed. In a country where libraries and freedom of speech is supposedly abundant, it's sad that ppl are no longer educating themselves, we all rely on the MEDIA to do our thinking for us.
When I say 'uneducated' i do not mean a university degree. I mean taking the time to check out a book to learn something about what you're talking about. Don't generalize becuz we can all do that and frankly some of us are much better at it, so b4 you guys get your panties in a bunch, remember, u reap what you sow.
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Er, you've got it backwards - she's a manglik so SHE married the tree!
She was also Miss World. Miss Univ was Sush.
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Hey papi and christine, when the next age comes, both of you will sink into the abyss first along with all your material possessions and corrupted opinions. The West will be behind us forever and the age of spiritualism will be upon us once more. Don't worry, the West is already sinking fast and they don't have the power to stop it. They think money can buy anything but look at what money buys them: drugs, chemical ridden foods, weapons, and best of all they pay taxes to an American government run by european families who are controlled by aliens who started the age of decadence as an experiment to watch us pitiful humans like rats in a cage. So says Kali, god of death and destruction!
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Interesting discussion. Would be nice if people could temper their language a little bit though! (i.e. not so much swearing!) It would be nice if people could keep it civilised!
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i think aish onli married abhi becuz of the family nd to be more famous...abhi probably just married her bcuz shes pretty...nd i do agree amitabh is a perv...once i read, he said he wished he did a romantic scene with aish but hes too old for it...sick perv...hes soo sickk..he even kissed an 18 yr old in a movie...dats disgusting!...i hate him..sum ppl think amitabh is God or sumthing but i hate him so much...hate his face, his voice, his acting, everything about him...nd aish just married abhi bcuz shes stuck...shes getting old nd no1 to marry..and i feel aish is overrated cuz of her looks..i do agree shes beautiful nd gud dancer..but acting wise, she sucks big time!!!!....i also agree dat in bollywood we hav prettier actresses than her..like madhuri dixit, diya mirza, sonali bendre, geeta basra, juhi chawla, sridevi...etc..nd so on....shes overated!!! and so is abhishek!!
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Dude Nutty which movie did amitabh kiss an 18 yr old? that movie "Nishabd?
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please continue assholes.....i was really amusing myself there with this crap....
hehehe
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She's stunning :D
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She has been feasted upon by everyone in Indian cinema and sport. She has been fucked by Salman, Vivek, Dhoni, Harbajan Singhe, Tendulkar, Dravid…the list goes on, and she married Abhishek coz he’s such a fuck himself dipping his wick everywhere even into trees! Sad really. And since the majority of indians are below the poverty line and wants something to dream about, they go to the indian movie theatre or hire a movie and watch the latest bollywood has to offer. If third class indians stop watching no good movies, the world wouldn’t have to put up with such whores who rise to fame. Billions and billions of stupid indians around the world who watch crappy indian movies are contributing the success of these stupid cunts coz they don’t have a life of their own to watch. SAD SAD. NO CRICKET.ONLY BOLLYWOOD. like that’s going anywhere…hahaha
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Addams family portrait
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Did abhishek really mean they've never kissed but they hig all the time? hahahahahah lmao
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bloody couple
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the guy is even better, her facial bone structure is too broad
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I bet he's hung like a horse - that's probably why she's marrying him.
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Michael go to hell
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so sad..no cricket !! hahaha...go to hell aishwarya and bollywood!
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All are human beings, People who are Gossiping here will do things worst than this. Am I right?, Hi friends, don't worry please recall your activities till yesterday night!. I love Mr. Amitab Bachan because of his Clean life. I have a little bit dislike to Mr. Abhishek as his childish behaviour. He is nothing in front of his father. Sorry Abhishek You would have to take your Father as your role model. Best wishes!
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the big cock of abshk make ash pussy so hot .
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every one like to fuck ash so hot with big cock
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P.s Abhishek really loves Aish.. i dont think it is to hump in bed with her.. but it it true aish does look a bit over pretty sometimes.. and as for abhishek he's a darling so i dont think its anyone's business to butt in ,in who marry's whoever who are you too pass any illegal comments? P.S big papi you fucking retard ur just jealous! go suck cock in hell!
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