Why Does Tom Cruise Insist on Holding Katie Holmes 24/7?
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Is it b/c Katie is exceptionally weak & might fall? Will Katie fly away? Possibly, escape? I guess the level of passion that runs between them is too great to be contained in public settings.
These were taken over the Super Bowl weekend @ the Ocean Drive And MarketAmerica Super Bowl XLI Party.
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GOD he is the ugliest thing that poor girl i cant help but feel sorry for her she probably cries herself to sleep every night
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At least she doesn't have that dopey smile on her face like she usually does.
I think he holds on to her so that she can't escape the funky space religion.
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sigh. tom used to be hot. u know, like before he went and became all sorts of crazy. katie's expressions of happiness always look so... forced, ya know? saddd.
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Poor Tom, he sure regret to have married this bitch, he is so bore with that robot
she is retarded and he deserve so much better!
Free Tom!!!
oh he is so gorgeous! I love him; he is super rich too :)
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She's morphed into this trained pet of his. It does what it is told....
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If Big Papi is right (and I hope he is), I envy Cruise. I'll bet she does great tricks -- lie down, roll over, suck dick -- stuff like that...
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it looks like a silent cry for someone to free her from the craziness that is tom cruise. he makes r. crumb seem normal.
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Wow I never thought Tom Cruise could ever look so ugly. You can just tell by his face that he's just losing it.
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If their collective passion could be converted into electricity, you could lightly toast some bread on one side.
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if we all ignore them, maybe they'll go away forever. it's way past the point of making fun of them. they're disgusting and need to go away. like last year.
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Because she's a Stepford Wife and the remote has a short range.
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