Bastardly Lady of the Day - Amelia
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Amelia writes:
Hi my name is Amelia and and I'm very new to the bastardly. I've been sick all day and I came across this website. I was looking at all your past bastardly ladies of the day when I came across miss bastardly lady of the day Laura. I wasn't going to post my picture but looking at this fugly monster I realized that she said she is Dominican and that's when I became more sick and disgusted. Once I saw this I had to post my pictures to show you guys that not all Dominican ladies look like this dirty looking thing that posted her pictures. I am not the best but by far I believe I can represent Dominican women in a better light then she can. I sent in a hella lot pictures of me but hey what can I say I love me and I love looking at me so I figured since I love looking at myself so much that you guys would enjoy looking at me too. HAVE FUN. JUDGE AWAY MY BASTARDS
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I wouldn't go lesbo for any female. I love big fat ding dongs way to much.
Do you like your boobs?
They are to small to titi fuck but it doesn't matter because the head is amazing
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I have this thing called a trust fund with alot OF cash in it and daddy gives me money so I don't have to whore myself out for cash only for fun so I'm gonna have to say i wouldn't. But if I was a poor slut instead of a rich slut then yes I would.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Well once some lil homo thug told me I looked like Aaliyah that singer that died on a plane but I don't see it.
What makes you Bastardly?
I like to drink till I pass out then take it in the butt. Also I love when people are frowning it makes me smile =]
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on a scale from 1-10 that "fugly monster" laura was about a 3
you are about a 3.2
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"I like to drink till I pass out then take it in the butt."
what a classy girl
why can't more girls have such a good attitude???
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Bleck... I can not believe i just looked at all of those pictures. The picture on the page 13 is a screen shot cropped poorly which lends me to believe this is a fake entry. Hopefully
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the construction workers on my street would like you.
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Get a nose job Miss Piggy. Until then, "in the butt" is probably the only way you'll get it:)
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Hahahaha! Dis likle gyal got nun to make her father proud of! Matta of fact, ya don have nun to make any Carabians proud of! Quite trying so hard, ya makin a clown of yurself....By di way, money not make ya "a more valuable person" (just think about all those Paris and Nicky, Kim Kardashian and whoever else). So put emphasis on ya pitty personality...AND DON SHOW DI"DOMINICAN HOTTY" CARD NAH MORE!
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I have to say......The answers are a bit scary....Which leads me to believe that it might be fake. If they're not fake....I'm absolutely apauled...It's one thing to think that way or tell you close friends those things....But to blurt it out on a non-porno website is just utter madness. What the hell would a woman get out to titty fucking anyway? Ladies?
Her nose is a little big, but she definitely has a cuteness about her. She reminds me of Vanessa Hudgens a little, but her mouth is strange. Picture six is cute. Also looks like she still getting a new adult tooth, which suggests she might be 13.
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shes fake
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she's a pretty enough girl, but the answers are the worst I've ever read and a lot of the poses/clothes are too try-hard slutty.
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this is clearly a fake. no girl in their right mind would write this shit. not even trying to be funny, cuz it isn't even funny at all! i kinda just feel bad for this poor girl who unknowingly looks like a slut online.
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Oh I see, we had the wrong idea about Dominicans, we thought ugly monsters, now you have corrected us. Ugly whore monsters. Ok. Thanks!
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Me likey.
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she's a cutie. looks like fun. but the answers were gay gay gay
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ugliest whore ev4r, if this shit is not a joke. gain some self respect...wait, my bad we're talking about the bastardly.
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Sooboo...not cool. not cool.
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Eric....Just make sure you bring the penicillin....To the motel room.
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She looks like an underaged Domincan prostitute.
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Ignore these other people. You're as cute as you think you are. Now let's go drinking.
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dominican prosties are allowed to use email?
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"I like to drink till I pass out then take it in the butt" way to represent Dominican women in a better light.
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3 words...........YOUNG WET BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Something tells me that she's going to bloat up into another creature in green with kid bouncing on her knee REAL SOON. (pict #15 dated 10.2.06)
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ooooh.
Page 4....she's got clear stripper heels...
She's a winner.
Oh yeah, a real winner.
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Hey it's insult and run Caitie Harmful!
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VERY NICE. Best BLOTD I've seen in a loooong time. I'd pee in her butt.
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Ok, someone obviously submitted these pics because they hate this girl.
If this is not the case, and the answers are real, then God help us all.
Regardless, she's average looking. Not bad, but not great.
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I think that someone ripped her pic's from MYSAPCE and doing a little dirty back stabbing stunt....but a good one...hee hee. Thanks for the idea!!!!
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Nice body on the hosemonster.
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Rachel......The Titty Fucking question was rhetorical.....But thanks for the response.
But Not being a woman.....I'm glad you confirmed my assumption.
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Prtty cheesy furniture for a trust fund baby.
Of course, by Dominican standards most Americans are filthy rich.
Your nose is the size of your ego - and that ain't a good thing.
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a mix of mya (the smile) and mariah carey, but not as pretty.
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A Real cutie-pie! Her stuff works for me!!!
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hey guys i didnt think my answer would be such a problem but whatever to each his own.i have a different type of style and you know i was going for the stupid answers for stupid question but i guess it didnt come across that way .
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She's okay, but I can't believe that those answers are real.
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ANOTHER MEXICAN HOOCHIE MAMA WITH A MUSTASH....YOU EVER HEAR OF WAXING YOUR UPPER LIP....I BET IF WE UNZIPPED YOUR PANTS THEIR WOULD BE A CHIA PET IN THEIR....YOU LOOK LIKE THE TACO BELL GIRL OF THE MONTH.....CAN YOU STILL BY TORTILLA'S WITH THAT MOUTH?....DO US A FAVOR AND FIND A GOODYEAR TIRE AND FLOAT BACK ACROSS THE BOARDER YA HOOCHIE!
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Eduardo...what the hell are you talking about?
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she need to be stripped gripped dipped and flipped
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I HOPE some dipshit ex-boyfriend posted these pics/comments.
Either that, or you've got some serioes issues.
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most of the pics sucks and you're a presumptuous odious ugly monster!
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WOAW!, holy mother of god, that aint right.
Nice tash by the way, maybe you wanna get that waxed or you wont be attracting anymore "big ding dongs"
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YOU ARE FAT. Everything about you is fat and ugly. Your nose is fat, your leg are fat, your shoulders are fat, your head is fat. You are ugly and disgusting and utterly COMPLETELY retarded and you yould probably never speak to a soul as long as you live. our answers, be them fake or real, match your hideous face and body and to know that there is someone (you) out there that is so REPLUSIVE has really made me depressed. THANKS. Thanks a lot.
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you have a creepy weird smile and bad hair color. you do have a cute body though. daddy should give you some more money for makeup (preferably not for more wet n wild brand) and a decent camera. oh and your answers are fake, although i do believe the slut part, you seem desperate for attention
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Chick is cute, butt if those answers were real, we'll be seein the rest of her in a porn pretty soon.
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looks like that vanessa ann hudgens girl.... only uglier
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#14 You are an illiterate, ignorant, fuckwitted loser. As for this chick...boring and fugly. A total "go kill yourself and make the world a prettier place" type of chick.
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Ugh...cheap, skanky and ugly. You should go back to your corner and get your pimp to teach you some manners.
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....and that's with the good body
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eh...nothing special
the answers sound a little fake, like some one else submitted the pictures/answers for her.
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Ewwww....
And that's just from the first picture and the first two answers to the questionnaire. I'm a little scared to continue.
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Sounds like a class act...
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Don't know if I buy the answers. Cute in some pics.
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To see more pictures of her just visit www.itakeitinthebuttandthatswhyiexposeitsomuch.com
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Oh yeah, You TOTALLY represent Dominicans in a "positive" light.
Good job you hag. Oh an you're not THAT cute... I'd take a few notes from what the other bastards have posted here.
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I bet your mom is very happy to be posted on this website with you...especially looking the way you do. and i am assuming you are a stripper...you definately have ALL the shoes for it...and your clothes could confuse people as well. i think you like lookin at yourself because you think you look good..no hunny you dont. your answers make you sound like a whore!! but it seems like thats what you are going for so have at it...
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Oh, give her a break. She's cute, likes to dress sexy and looks like she'd be fun to toss around a motel room for a few hours.
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First, I'm drunk. Second, I smiled and laughed a little at your answers. That said, the rest of this is coming from the heart and you better be prepared for the worst.
Dominican must be Spanish for Ugly Half-Black Chick. Let's start with picture on page 4: Yellow teeth, big blue eye shadow similar to very elderly white ladies hair, purple hair with black roots, furniture and carpet actually match her dress. YUK!!
Pictures 5 is blurry. Still, best viewed when very drunk.
Pictures 6: your nose looks bigger than your right breast. Not an attractive trait.
And the excessively homely shots of you looking back at the camera with your butt stuck out. FAT butts are not in, neither are skinny butts IMO, so keep your curves natural looking. Just stand there and maybe casually look back but keep your hips and butt jutted in a natural position. I don't want to see too much curves and naturally you have enough.
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I keep thinking that I want to submit my pictures just because every girl I see as BLOTD looks horrible. They all seem to think they have class, style, and sexiness. There is NOTHING sexy about minimal clothing and prostitue-like make-up.
To the person who asked what women get out of titty-fucking, my response is NOTHING! Its just another stupid sex position completely devoted to a mans' penis. Im sorry but this girl is so fug. And to have the nerve to say that she is the better looking of Domicans is poor jugdment and mean. Im sure there are alot of girls out there who are offended because of this stupid shit this girl has to say. Passes out and takes it in the ass? Wow, she must get a lot of respect.
So seriously, if the next girl I see is worse than this one I will consider sending my pictures. I would like to think that I have class, taste, and that I dont try aas hard as these mindless posers.
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Typo - "pretty"
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You should know it takes the right kind of chick to get these questions down pat. Your nose isn't that bad. Your hairstyle compiments your face. Don't get all flustered about us razzing you, I'd still do ya. I'd bend you right over your Ikea discount table and wipe my dick off on your chihuahua when I'm finished.
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Ugly and fake. Cheap slut. Somehow I dont believe her answers are real too. Give us a break...
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A face only her mom would love.
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Yeah... she didn't disappoint.
I can't even begin to express what a vile, waste of space you are. Just go away... please.
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whoooooooooooooooooooooooooa! crazy answers!! If that's real, she's got some cajones, for sure. Pretty gal--lots of different clothing.
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Take some of your trust fund cash and buy a Zeno - that zit on page 8 is God awful.
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Your answers make me want to smack you. Your pictures make me want to smack you, in the ass. Now, about getting you drunk and you passing out...
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wtf? are you kidding me? if anything, you just contributed to the negative light of dominican women. "i like big fat ding dogs too much", "they're too small to titi fuck", AND you "take it in the butt"...whore. gross gross gross gross.
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Hey Moe- WTF? So glad she doesn't need the money.
http://kimksuperstar.com/
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Look at pages 11 - 13.
It's the Dominican version of Mariah Carey.
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you have a big nose
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