The Bastardly Morning Report
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photo: A Socialite's Life
- Charlize Theron Proves that Being Glamorous is Hard [ASL]
- Howard K. Stern Denies Involvement In Daniel Smith's Death [INO]
- Brad Pitt Buys Apartment in Berlin. Damn him. [JustJared]
- Single Kylie Comes Out [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton's Gleeful Racism Might Bring Nicky's Would-Be Hotel Empire To An Early Demise [BWE]






















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