Bastardly Asks: Is Lingerie Bowl's Ryan Starr Really Butta?
Thursday, February 8th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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hahahah!
from American idol to the lingerie bowl
this chick is one step away from porn now
fame is a hellofa drug
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I thought it was a Bull Dog. Definately butta.
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DO NOT WANT.
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She looks liek Adrianne Curry if her face got stuck in a taffy puller. Ugly.
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There's not enough plastic surgery in the world for me to touch this.
Which is really too bad, because she's got a fantastic body on her. Oh well.
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i'd tap it on her forehead.
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Thing always hate about her is that she has like no hips. In jeans she looks like a 12 year old boy. Plus the buck teeth are bit annoying as well.
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Yeah. She's got a serious case of DUDE-FACE! lol
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that's messed up. it's like individual parts are okay... nice teeth, barely passable nose, nice eyes... etc...but put it all together and this is one Mr. Potato head.
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I always thought she had a dog nose.
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Was she an extra on Planet of the Apes? They wouldnt even need to use a mask or makeup....
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why the long face?, oh stop horsing around...ha ha not sexy, pure buttaface indeed.
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I guess she has to slut it up since she didn't win anyone over after her bitchy-prude-wannabediva BS on "The Surreal Life."
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Haha, goddamn she is grotesque.
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she has a long torso/short legs.
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ugly ass bottoms... wear something that rises up on the hips some jeeeze. and she has a resemblance of some sort of animal, but can't think of it atm. she's not too bad tho, still sorta cute.
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Pass.
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#13 you couldn't be more right...this cunt acted like her shit didn't stink in the surreal life...now she's gotta try to hawk her above average body...faint mustache, pig snout, cottage cheese stomach and all....
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Nothing special, and her face is scary as hell in the first pic.
And does anyone else notice how freakishly long her torso is?
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Her attitude sucks. She thinks she's more famous then she really is.
Face is nasty. The boots are fucking stupid.
I'd fuck her if I never had to see her again. I mean never.
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Oh dear.That's a dog model.
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omg this chick is worse than fergie. & dare i say it, tori spelling
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Oh shit! Her face looks like Steven King in the first pic(withouth the brown bag, duh!)
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The obvious solution is boning her doggie style!
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"Bastardly Asks: Is Lingerie Bowl’s Ryan Starr Really Butta?"
THE:antioxygeneticistic:3HT ahdmhits...,: "Really Butta"
uhhhgg!!! phleaze nooo poste aghain,ever. Thansxks.
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very unfortunate. you can't even make fun of it. it's sad.
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Great Caesar's ghost! Until she started smiling I thought we had a Jaye Davidson situation here.
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It literally makes me want to cry to see that nice of a body on that face.
Who the bloody hell is she? And what's wrong with her face?
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Phew! Oh dear me no.
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