Bastardly Hasbeen Julia Stiles Redefining Bland

well it looks like she is in a crack house
and everyone knows you don't wear make-up to a crack party
it gets all over the pipe
and that is just bad crack etiquette

She's not a has-been, she's a wanted-to-be-but-never-was.

I thought she was hot in a hippie-feminist-bitch way in 10 Things I Hate About You... but since that was like 900 years ago, it doesn't count and I'm going to have to say she officially does nothing for me.

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Yeah, maybe some bad photos, but I will still say she is a major cutie.

I wonder if she gives it up as easily as I do? Probably not, few girls do. I've been letting low-lifes and losers take advantage of me since I was 17. SHS rules!

I dont know what everyone is talking about, she looks ver ver pretty in these pictures.
ok ok, but her face is fine, she looks fresh and clean and if she had a trendy pair of jeans on and i nice tank top or shirt that showed off her boobs she would be pretty.

but the outfit. First Maroon? nuh uh babe, not for your skin tone. and the shape is hurrendous, well if you arent pregnant. maybe she is? eh? maybe....
And just the dress in general confuses me. and the Boots? THE BOOTS? what the hell. they look like horse riders booots!?!? What? did she just decide after attending to her cows at the barn that she would just wear them because they are brown and HEY! brown goes with maroon right? Yeah, expecially when you have cow dung on the buttom. and the finish in the front is weared down 40%! sick like WHY? WHY? and also, #$@%$^%@!!!!....???????????!!!????
its disturbing how after a while celebrities just let themselves go, or they decide they should be unique or 'more sofisticated' and they end up (is it them or their stylists? probably both...) looking like a frump ball. honestly back in 2001 this girl was pretty. now its like "oh god theres this frumpy middle aged looking woman walking towards me on the sidewalk, she looks like she'd be the type to steal my belongings...." and then.. hey wait! i remember you!!
YOUR KIRSTEN DUNST! no im not. ohh then who are you? julia styles!! oh.. never heard of you.. oh wait maybe you were in that one movie in 2002. oh well i best be going on my way. i dont want anyone to think im buying drugs from you....

BUT- back to my first point--
her face is fine, she looks fresh and clean and if she had a trendy pair of jeans on and i nice tank top or shirt that showed off her boobs she would be pretty.

IM OUTIE! CARLEY

no, she was never hot.. only cute a couple of times.

cutie?? my toilet seat has seen better looking asses then her ugly oatmeal face

Easily one of the ugliest actresses around. And she has what - about a hundred huge malignant-looking moles. ewww

the living,breathing definiation of the word...."blah".

Those guys who dont realize she is smoking hot are gay or not capable of getting laid, the girls are just jealous hags. look at those eyes, those cheeks, that mouth....beauty like this is rare.

Not always time to play dress up you hacks, I bet on your best day none of you is this cute/

Are you all insane (Nate excluded)? The girl is absolutely stunning. Just because she doesn't conform to some bland hollywood definition of beauty doesn't mean she's ugly. She is unique, beautiful & extremely sexy.

would it have killed her to "crack" open the bronzer or some mascara????