The Bastardly Anna Nicole Smith Tribute

I am very surprised to learn about Anna Nicole’s passing. Many are questioning why Smith was even famous. Well, she was famous for being famous since the early 90’s, and unfortuanately her death will help capitalize this fame.
At a time when so many celebrities are famous for being famous (Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, etc.) Smith mastered the skill, spending nearly 15 years in the news. Her life went from being Playmate of the year- to inheriting $500 million- to having the state overturn her inheritance award- to birth of her second child- to death of her first child- and now her death.
She always seemed to be on the verge of disaster. Her life is a tabloid fairy tale waiting to be made into a movie. So many questions, not enough answers, and yet the one in the mist of all this drama is a small innocent child. God belss this child…

You know, something we are all dying (no pun intended) to know is...Which actress will play Anna Nicole Smith in the "Anna Nicole Smith Movie"?

The Bastardly TPTB, please create a poll on who would make the best Anna Nicole Smith for a movie about her life's story. Thank you.

I just hope, that whoever gets custody of that baby has more genuine concern for her then anyone ever did for her mother.

......It's a shame, about her passing......but this woman had alot of very,very bad people that were considered "family & friends" and in the end she got it, Monroe style. I am sure one of the 2 so called dads is in on the conspiracy big time, they were in on the conspiracy from the begining when the son died, and now her........and a baby left alone.......unbelivable how fucking cruel people are, how hatefull life has flourished to turn out.......you gotta understand and see things from a diffrent angle.......... What does the war in Iraq and Ann Nicloes death share.........its all about the fucking Money!!

She's dead...good riddance. She had a free ride her whole life and she got what she had coming.

->She’s dead…good riddance. She had a free ride her whole life and she got what she had coming.

I wonder if they'll be serving Schlitz at the funeral ???

This tribute needs music...damn, I forgot that she wore a wedding dress to the old man's funeral...that's class

I have absolutely no pity for this bitch. She was selfish to the core. As a child she was a brat who demanded everything...and couldn't stay out of trouble. She's a high school dropout, druggie, alcoholic. She basically TAUGHT her son, Daniel, to use drugs - and probably used them WITH him. When he died from complications of using drugs, she had the audacity to act surprised. I felt sorry for her baby daughter, being raised by someone who's no better than a high paid whore. Her whole life was spent on trying to wiggle her way into the limelight. Stripping, lap dancing, whoring...she had no morals.
When she began making money, she told her family, back home in Texas, to take a flying leap. She never helped anybody - not even her sister, when she was being treated for leukemia. She was asked to help pay for home nursing for her sister and she told them to go screw themselves. Her motto was "What's in it for me?"

Now that she's gone, I only hope someone DECENT ends up taking custody of the baby, so SHE might stand a chance of being raised in a good atmosphere. Being raised by Anna Nicole was NOT going to be good for that baby. You might as well have sent her to be raised in a brothel. It would have been the same atmosphere, in the end.

I don't believe Anna committed suicide, because she was too selfish for that. She loved the limelight and being chased by men with cameras.

Who KNOWS who's the father of that baby? There are probably about three or four DOZEN candidates!

Goodbye, Anna. We'll get along just fine without you.

You know something Tabitha I actually felt sorry for her. But if the thing's you just said were true Than your post might actually get me to change my mind. I really didn't know any of those things.

Her own MOTHER said these things! She said Anna never offered anybody in the family a red cent. When her sister was being treated for leukemia, she said Anna refused to help them - "she wouldn't even help us, financially, with hiring a home nurse for her."
The way Anne trashed her Mom, recently, saying she had "some nerve coming to my son's grave and laying her 'fat self' on my son's grave..." was horrendous. Her mother begged her, for years, to straighten up. Anna cut her entire family off. I never pitied her, one bit. I DO feel sorry for her child, though. Daniel never stood a chance, being raised by Anna. It didn't surprise me that he died from drugs.

You're all some heartless fuckers

Wow, Tabitha you have issues. Just because someone has family problems doesnt mean they deserve to die. Saddam Hussein...now thats someone wh deserved to die.

Did you know her personally? Did you see her "teach" her son to do drugs?? You pass a lot of judgement for someone who has no clue about her life. What makes her mother so trustworthy? Who says that her mom begged her for years to change?? If her mom was such a good person, why is she letting CNN, etc pay her to talk about Anna Nicole about an hour after she died??? Is she trying to profit from this? Yeah, doesnt seem like an honest classy lady to me.

I dont see the point of speaking ill of the dead...let her rest. Damn.

I'd rather not speak of her at ALL, from this point. I had about as much respect for the gold digging slut as I do for Paris Hilton. I never said she DESERVED to die. I didn't kill her, either. But, she's gone. I say let's leave her to be wherever her soul ended up.

I dont think Tabitha said she deserved to die. But I do remember watching an Anna Nicole Story once on E. And I do remember when they showed her family they were still living in these slummy area's down in the South somewhere. Everyone has family problems. But if one of my kid's ever ended up rich and didn't help me out with money when I needed it than that is a very cruel, evil thing. I mean her mother carried her around for 9 months and Did NOT abort her she should be greatful for something, Plus some parents murder their children. She was never murdered by her mother. The whole thing is sad. But I'll probably do some research before I change my mind.

Okay people, let' s do some math! A greedy, hanger-on jew lawyer + a dead millionare heiress = MURDER. In typical jew-parasite fashion, Howard K. Stern wormed his way into her disgusting life (and YES she deserved to die, she was a selfish, demonic, illiterate whore), took control, and killed her as well as her son. He was outside the room when her turd of a son daniel died. Hmmmm, it's not hard to figure out, people.

Well, she WAS selfish. She WAS pretty much illiterate (a high school dropout who had to dance nude to pay the bills) and there IS something "fishy" about how she died. I admit that. It won't surprise me, one bit, if somebody bumped her off. I, however, felt sorry for her son, Daniel. The poor kid never stood a chance. He didn't ASK to be born to THAT. I remember how the child looked humiliated, several times, in some of the scenes in her short lived t.v. show. She'd be ranting about something, and he looked as though he wished the floor would swallow him up. HIS suffering is over. I worry about that poor infant, too. I DO hope someone DECENT raises her. About a month ago I said to someone "...that baby daughter of Anna's doesn't stand a chance. I wonder how old SHE'LL be when SHE starts performing in porn films or dancing nude on stage...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." I NEVER screamed "The woman deserves to die." It's a shame, it really is. But, Anna was NOT a good person, and I never thought she was. Pretty, yes. I won't argue with that. But, pretty IS as pretty DOES. I don't deny that she probably struggled as a young child. But, MONTHS AGO her mother was appearing on programs, discussing Anna's drug use. She appeared on t.v. about three weeks before Anna's death, begging Anna to stop the drug use. Anna was horrible to her mother and to her family. I'm sure there were deep rooted reasons WHY she behaved so badly, but from what I understand, she was out of control from the very beginning. Expelled from school for fighting; lap dancing men in a club when she was underage (her mother found out and confronted the manager of the club) etc.
Her mother even helped raise Daniel when he was first born, providing a home to her teenage daughter and baby grandson. Anna "repaid" her mother through the behavior we saw on t.v. - appearing stoned everywhere she went. Making an ass of herself on live t.v. I just hope she's resting in peace now. I hope the baby is safe, somewhere.

From all the clips I have seen of friends of Anna's, they have all said she was an amazing person. Kind, loving and a good soul. Who knows the story with her mom??!! Who's to say that her mom wasnt abusive or something in her childhood. I dont care if you carried me for 9 months or not...if you abused me or treated me rotten, you're not getting a dime, period.

And honestly, I can never imagine my own mother going on TV discussing my peronal problems and possible drug use!! Maybe that was reason enough for Anna to say "Screw you"? You know her mom got PAID to go on these shows to spill these beans. Profiting off your child's hardships is inexcusable.

Angelina Jolie doesnt bother with her dad. He goes on TV and talks about how she shuns him and she has issues etc. Does anyone think she is trash?? No, she is a saint in most people's eyes. And he is the kook. Why is Anna Nicole's mom looked at as the savior then? Weird....

Pretty much none of us knew her or what her life was about. We do all know how the media portrays people and blows things out of proportion. Thats a fact.

RIP Anna.

Actually, Angelina Jolie is not a saint in most people's eyes. Sure she's a step above Anna Nicole, as most people consider her a human being, but that's about it. Angelina is a drugged out whore as well "I know addictions in all forms" she told that disgusting gob of lard james lipton on inside the actor's studio (actor???).

Just because she came from a famous daddy, doesn't excuse Angelina's commonly known about incestuous relationship with her idiot brother, her disgusting tattoos, wearing a vial Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck, etc. YES she went to a turd-word country and bought a poop-colored baby. Hurray! I'm sure she'll really raise it herself.

Please, think before you write. NO ONE who resides on this planet considers Angelina a saint! Gil OUT!

To the people who are posting horrible comments about anna, you need to get a heart. She went through alot. Anna, there are people who love you. We will miss you dearly. Rest in peace.

Tabitha you`re a LOSER

rest in piece Anna,beautiful,crazy,sexy and better than Marilyn Monroe!love you

Tara, Samantha, and Liz...to each his own. Some people IDOLIZE people like Anna. I suppose it doesn't take much impress a few people. She wasn't MY cup of tea, however but she's dead...she's gone. Let's get over it. No, I'M not the loser, Liz. Anna's child is the loser, right now. Caught up in the battle over who will "win" the child. It's a shame.

Tara, Anna's "friends" were "birds of a feather." I trust what THEY say about as far as I trusted HER word.

Gilmore Yeats, I agree...Angelina is NOT a saint, in any sense of the word. But, put up next to ANNA, she's next in line to the Pope!

I'm back to work tomorrow...and I'm sick of hearing about Anna and TALKING about her so I'm out of here. I actually have more important things to do, and I don't have to strip or perform lap dances for a living. *I* have a college education. Something Anna never saw any value in. She doesn't NEED an education now.

Rest in peace, Anne. Goodbye!

Anna was a wonderful person tying her best to understand life and doing her best to exist in our compicated society.
It is a shame that so many bad things are being written about because those most of you who are putting her down have nothing better to do with your lives then write and think bad things about other human beings like Anna.
So she married an older man and maybe it was for money. But I ask you --how many of you have slept with a poor slob for a free dinner, a movie or a one night thrill. L
"Let this among you who have not sinned throw the first stone."
Anna was no different from many actors or actresses who need attention. She is no different then Angela Jolie,Jessica Simpson ,Nicole Kidman Oprah Winfrey and all of these people who crave attention and are trying to cope with life.
Remember that your turn is next----life goes by quickly--and when you go you will die alone just as Anna did.
Don't hate or envy thiose who have tried and failed--becuase there but for the grace of God goes you.
Anna Nicole Smith shall rest in peace with Angels

I am sorry to say but this woman was amoney digging female and I fell sorry for her.

Emily, I'M usually the one whom MEN would try to "get in good with" so I'd buy THEM something. Back when I was single (and after I was widowed) I met numerous guys like this. One of them went so far as to gripe that "it must be nice" to come from the kind of family I did, then he'd launch into this pathetic story of how "bad" HE had it, etc. All the man REALLY needed was a job - he was just looking for a handout.

Regardless of how much my parents had, or how large their home and swimming pool, etc. were, they instilled a WORK ETHIC in their children. They didn't hand us squat! Sure, Daddy could AFFORD to have bought all of us a new car, but instead he handed us the newspaper classifieds and told us to go get a job if we wanted a car. Back in my youth (a LONG time ago) I thought he was a real hardnose. Thank God he DID instill a sense of morals and a work ethic in us. In my 20's I turned a LOT of heads. I was 5'8" tall, with legs up to my neck, and long blonde hair down to my waist. Men howled and made rude remarks everywhere I went. I even had it SUGGESTED to me that I was "sitting on a gold mine." A WOMAN told me that! She said I could have made a ton of money stripping in clubs, etc. Instead, I chose to attend college and use my BRAIN to get by in life. What a shame, huh? Anna had a brain. If only she'd chosen to USE it instead of wasting it. She seemed to think she was ENTITLED to other people's money.

Yep, we DO live in a complicated society. I won't argue with THAT. I also agree that many celebrities are desperate for attention. Why ELSE would they choose to do THAT for a living? Anna wasn't alone in that regard. Abraham said it all when he described her as a money digging woman. That she WAS. But, she can't take it with her, now can she? She left this world with what she came into it with. Nothing.

Gilmore Yeats, I must say you're the most refreshingly candid person I've heard from in ages. You'd be a BLAST in our philosophy circle on campus! You don't hold back, at all. Where have you been all my life? (grin)

Now, I must get back to my research work. You kids have fun out there!

I agree with poster no.6, this is all about the moolah!, All of them are like vultures for this huge moneypit

Tabitha - the "friends" I spoke of are John Travolta, Hugh Hefner, the CEO of TrimSpa, Paul Marciano etc. I wouldnt say that any of those people are untrusting "birds of a feather" trash as you imply. Just my opinion. But you are the expert...what do I know?? You're a college graduate, Im not! LOL

You are a sad judgemental person. Its you we should all feel sorry for.

Hey, Tara. The celebs in Hollywood cover for one another, in most cases. John's an okay guy, I guess. I don't hear much trash about him. But, the CEO of TrimSpa I trust about as far as I can pick him up and throw him. I don't trust the product or HIM. If I were hundreds of pounds overweight I STILL wouldn't buy that garbage.

Trust me when I say being a college graduate DOESN'T make you an expert at much, for I subscribe to the belief that one NEVER stops learning. That's why I'm in graduate school now, and why I work as a researcher. I love learning, and hope to never stop learning.

I've traveled to many places in this great big world of ours. Throughout most of Europe and Britain; all up and down the East Coast; and cross country. One place I've NEVER been, however, is Hollywood. And I'll go THERE when Hell freezes over. The kind of people *I* seek out are NOT there. But, some people are impressed with Hollywood, and I have no problem with that. If "larger than life" movie stars turn you on, then have fun. There's nothing wrong with that. It's not for EVERYBODY, however. There ARE some stars I find intriguing, whom I have a great deal of respect for. Helen Mirren is a good example. Now THERE'S a classy lady! She's not only beautiful but she's a lady all the way through. There are others like her, but I don't have time to sit and write down all of their names. As far as the men go, there are a few of them that I also have a great deal of respect for. Morgan Freeman, for starters. Anthony Hopkins is another actor I take my hat off to. And I loved the stars of yesterday. (sigh)

Yeah, I suppose I AM being judgmental of Anna - but I'm also human. I have my likes and dislikes, just like anybody else. And yes, you SHOULD feel sorry for me. If you could see the pile of work on my desk, right now, you'd be sobbing for me. I'll see if I can arrange to have a special fund set up for my pitiful self. (Evil grin)

Again, I feel sorry for the baby, Dannielynn. It's pathetic how the "loving folks" around her are fighting over custody of her - and we KNOW why. For the moolah. It's the same reason why Anna "loved" that senile old man. But, the baby shouldn't have to pay for the sins of her mother.

Okay, I need to get my pathetic, pitiful, sorry self back to work. Ho hum.

Tabitha is a cunt.

oh, JoeMama! You are SUCH a turn on! C'mon...talk dirty to me!

RIP Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow so many negative comments, why do you BOTHER speaking of her is she's "trash"
I mean I took time to search for news of her because I felt very bad for her but WHY do you people that can't stand her waste your time? I wouldn't waste my time on something I didn't give a dam about.

I LOVE SAMARA'S COMMENT WHICH SAYS IT ALL ! GOOD FOR YOU!(#34)! ALSO LOVE TARA'S THOUGHT WHICH IS RIGHT ON TARGET.
I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE SICK PEOPLE WHO HAVE BAD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT ANNA. THEY NEVER KNEW HER AND THE HORROR THAT WAS GOING THROUGH HER MIND ABOUT THE DEATH OF HER SON AND HER MANY OTHER COMPLEX PROBLEMS. ANYONE WHO CONDEMNS OR HURLS INVECTIVES AT SUCH A TRAGIC PERSON WHO HAS JUST LOST HER LIFE NEEDS TO READ THE BIBLE AND GET MENTAL HEALTH.
AND THEY SHOULD REMEMBER THAT WHEN THEY DIE SOON----PEOPLE WILL SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THEM.
I THINK ANNA WAS A GOOD PERSON--ALTHOUGH MISGUIDED--AND THAT WE SHOULD ALL RESPECT GOD'S CHILDREN AND WISH THEM WELL IN HEAVEN.

Samara, I agree. I've had it with talking about her. as there are MANY more important issues in this world, right now. Emily, this woman was VERY misguided. You can say THAT again. An affadavit appeared in court today, stating the nanny was ordered to UNDERFEED the baby - why? Ready for this? So the child could be SEXY! Yes, that's what I said. SEXY. Since when are infants SEXY? The woman was sick. Underfeeding an infant is outrageous. There are women out there who can't AFFORD to feed their babies enough food. Anna Nicole would rather spend her money on drugs and alcohol and UNDERFEED her child, to make sure the baby stays "sexy." You guys who "adored" her - YOU have MY sympathy. Go ahead and adore this unfit mother; drug addict; alcoholic. You'd adore ANYBODY if you adored this moron.

I attended a lecture today, and halfway through it a joke was told about Anna. The entire audience cracked up, laughing hysterically. You should have HEARD the comments about the woman, people. She's the laughing stock of the world even in death. And this wasn't a group of drunks sitting around in a tavern, folks. It was in the world of academia...and the people laughing at her were Ph.D's and comparable folks.

I just hope someone with a freaking BRAIN adopts that baby now. Someone with enough sense to feed it properly, and not train her to be "sexy."

Give me a break. A SEXY infant? It's no wonder Social Services is investigating this.

GOOD BYE! You "adoring fans" of hers get busy with the memorial service. I'll be busy contacting the Pope to see if we can have this woman declared a saint, now.

I have a comment for this Tabitha who acts like an expert on Anna. First of all for someone who stated in previous post your tired of hearing about Anna and have nothing more to say about the subject you single handedly hoged up alot of space in here posting. Your the one who sounds obsessed with Anna's life. I have worked with Anna. I have had the chance to interview her and stay in touch for years to follow. For the record she is a very loving and kind person who would never go out of her way to vent the way you do about people whom she does not know about. You claim that you do research well if your really are a reasearcher you would know that all your statements were clearly not based on facts. You live in this dilusional world between cheesy magazines and television to feed you your information. I think your problem is you just hate dancers because you have mentioned it several times sounds like you have a serious hang up with that. Take some meds before posting your rage are easily read between the lines. Unlike you I'm not obsessed with this site so I will not be back to read your comment. So take this to heart please find your place in your life, so you dont spend so much time talking about others whom you have never met. Again May Anna rest in peace and people like Tabatha find peace as well so they dont spend too much time argueing about people they never met.

Dear poor misguided Tabitha, Im sorry for your loss. I have empathy for a woman who spends so much time in school but still comes across ignorant and uneducated. We get it ok, we know your man spends endless hours in strip clubs to get away from your bitching. How does it feel with all that education you still can't compete with beautiful woman? Add this to your list of " I didn't know" there are alot of women who are strippers that have made great things out of their lives. Contrary to your small thoughts on the subject but many women have danced and payed their way through college the only difference between them and you is that they are done. They are working and not on some site bitching and complaining about some one they do not know. Look if your man has to listen to you Bitch the way we do he deserves a lap dance!!!!!

Free lap dances for Tabatha's husband poor guy deserves it.

YIPPEEE! Finally, somebody came back to argue with me. Love it! I wondered, for a while, if anybody would bother. Thanks for coming back, Lola and Jess. Nothing gets my blood moving better than a good argument to start my day off right. Yes!

Hey, Lola. Read caption 28 - where it says I'm widowed. The dog went out with a BANG! Literally. And I've been free ever since! He was extremely violent and his life ended the way he lived it. In violence. By the time *I* was notified he was dead, he'd been that way for about three days. Oh well...as long as *I* didn't kill him, I have nothing to worry about. At least I don't worry about him coming through the door drunk and pointing a shotgun in my face, anymore. Anna Nicole Smith wasn't the ONLY woman who endured "pain" in her life. I went on with MY life, though. I enrolled in college to work on another degree and I've found my niche in life. Historical Research.
And I don't even have to get naked to do it! Imagine THAT!

I, personally, know some of these women who whored and stripped to pay their way through college. Some of them ended up teaching school - then had the audacity to act "surprised" when their past came back and bit them in the @$$. Or, should I say their students discovered photo's from their past! Ooops!

Yes, I'm a sick, demented, vengeful woman. Ever wonder WHY I'm like that? Finally...Anna is buried. Now, if only the damned media would shut the hell up. I'm wondering if Jess utilizes "spellcheck" on his computer? Hmmmm?

The most ridiculous thing I’ve heard in my entire life was that eulogy read by the designated guardian-ad-litem, Mr. Millstein, when he said Anna Nicole was at her zenith and that she was a larger- than- life person. These cliché and empty words for a train wreck, drugged up, brainless, illiterate, selfish, lacking_ moral_ integrity woman were really, really hard to stomach. At her zenith of drug addict, promiscuity and wreck behavior, yes-I agree. And those words came from an attorney designated by the Florida court to represent the rights of Dannielynn and function as a moral authority over the body’s legal dispute. That’s why is easy to smell BRIBERY from that packed bunch of $tern lawyers and pals smoothing their way to Anna’s money. They come across as faked and liars as no one can’t imagine. The security guard said the other day on TV that Anna was not drugged up in the clown tape, but that she was acting. Oh, yes! I won also an Oscar the other night.

Now that money is running in great quantity from Entertainment Tonight and other Media venues, it will be easier for these guys to make a life out of that poor girl. It is easier now to buy Bahamas judges and whoever they need to keep milking Anna’s and keep the girl hostage. But in my opinion the worst thing happening is that these money grabbing people want to canonize the former stripper to help their greedy work. Very good example for girls everywhere!

Only in America!

OH MY GOD! No, Smogfree...we CAN'T describe the "wonderful" Anna Nicole as "drugged up, brainless, illiterate, selfish, lacking moral integrity, and hard to stomach." You'll end up offending all the members of the "Church of Anna Nicole," who have gone to great lengths to try turn this "train wreck" into a damned martyr. Yes, I'm talking to YOU: Lola, Jess, Emily, Samari, Tara, Liz, and Samantha. And any others who have gone out on a limb to DEFEND the embecile. JoeMama, your MAMA is what you called ME. Anna Nicole was the CUNT!

Abraham, Gilmore Yeats, Groove Machine, Big Papi, and SmogFree - my hat is off to all of you. You're the only ones here with big enough gonads to ADMIT that Anna was NOT the "star" she thought she was. In her teeny weeny brain - the ONLY place that mattered to her - she figured she was God's gift to humanity. She was such a "star" that her t.v. show fell flat on its ass. Where were all of her "adoring" fans when her ratings were so low? Oh, yeah...I forgot. She was still ALIVE then. You have to drop dead before people suddenly cast you in the light of "martyr" and "saint."

Yes, all the cliché's describing Anna as "wonderful, warm, fuzzy, brilliant" and so forth are a joke. Yep, Smogfree - I'm also smelling bribery here. I have no feelings for the scum who are ripping at one another to get ahold of the cold hard dough, either. The whole situation is a fiasco. And yeah, she WASN'T drugged in the clown makeup, she was ACTING. (Wink wink, nudge nudge) Hey, Jess - how often did you hang out to "act" with her?

Rest in peace, St. Anna Nicole deSlutville. You ladies of the Church of Anna Nicole be good now. And don't say anything offensive about her, or ye'll be cast into a pit of fire!

This one's for Anna:

Hole in the Soul
(of Anna Nicole)
Dr BLT (c) 2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/AnaNicole.mp3

And, BTW, if any of you hear rumors that Howard Stern is trying to purchase the rights to this song, these rumors are totally false.

Also, is there any truth to the rumor that she loved the Bee Gees? If so, allow me to also dedicate this one to her:

When the Bee Gees Were Three
Dr. BLT
words and music by Dr. BLT
http://www.drblt.net/music/beegees.mp3

Any one can use spell check but my question for you is can you use some kind of check for your attitude. Your a waste of life goes to show how sorry you are. You said it yourself your husband killed himself. I would too if I was married to the likes of you. You must be fat and ugly always putting down strippers. Nothing wrong with being fat but your so ugly on the inside I dont think any man could see pass your cellulite. hahaha

No, Lola. He didn't kill himself. Somebody murdered the S.O.B. He deserved it, too. I'm 5'8" and weigh 130 pounds. I have long blond hair down to my waist. Call that ugly? Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I suppose. Are you a stripper, Lola? You probably are, with a name like LOLA! That's why you DEFEND sluts like them. Women who COULD do something worthwhile, but choose to be whores, instead. And yes, strippers are WHORES. They sell their bodies - it's the same thing. Are you a whore? You probably are. It's too bad you have to look down on overweight people. They're human, too. Most of them are MUCH better people than women like you and Anna.

Hey, Lola. I need to point this out. The contraction for "You are" is "You're" - not "your." And when you ask a question, you're supposed to end the sentence with a question mark. It's real obvious you never got past junior high school, with the way you kill the King's English. Did you ever master English grammar and composition in high school? Or did you GO to high school? Most strippers and prostitutes don't need an education, so I doubt it. I don't think Anna Nicole was educated, either. It showed.

I'm in graduate school, and although my major is HISTORY, I STILL am able to grasp the basic concepts of grammar. Please, Lola. Allow me to correct your last statement:

CORRECTED:

"Anyone can use spell check, but my question is - 'Can you use some kind of check for your attitude?' You're a waste of life. It only goes to show how sorry you are. You said it yourself - your husband killed himself. I would, too, if I was married to the likes of you. You must be fat and ugly, because you are always putting down strippers. There is nothing wrong with being fat, but you're so ugly on the inside, I dont think any man could see pass your cellulite! (You should have added a big exclamation mark at the end, Lola - for effect. An exclamation mark is utilized to express emotion. It's usually used after an interjection to indicate strong feelings or emotions. For example, you would write "...suddenly, a shot rang out in the dark!" - you might want to either invest in a good grammar dictionary, or perhaps consider enrolling in school. I'm sure you can afford the tuition with all the good tips you make at night!)

Yes, I'm probably a bit arrogant and a whole lot of a bitch. It just builds up over time, I suppose. Most of my colleagues and I are pretty much birds of a feather - and you probably wouldn't like any of us. Then again, I can't imagine you being in the same room with any of us. Unless you were emptying trash cans, or something, while we were meeting. We don't normally have strippers present in the room when we meet. I don't think any of the men would object, however. Some of the women might like it, too. But, university policies being as they are - it would probably not go over real well.

Now, take your time with your response. It would be nice to engage in some INTELLIGENT debates, once in a while - instead of finding myself embroiled in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. (Deep, heavy sigh)

i am just happy she is NOT my mother!!!!!

god bless

I think the answer to who plays Anna Nicole is right on the page, Jessica Simpson

Oh and also, in that clip where she says "You like mah body?" I thought "No, I'm not a necrophiliac you dead moron." Please watch out for the jews people!!

Keep those insults coming - I'm REALLY enjoying them. It's what keeps me going.

What are some answer choices?

Scarlett?
Gwyneth Paltrow...

Boy Tabitha,You are the most arrogant bitch I've heard of!! How can you talk about another human being the way you talk about Anna Nicole? We all know that Anna was not perfect, but who is? God is the only one to judge a person, not us! You say to these other people who like Anna that they're probably fat, ugly and strippers, so that's why they stick up for her. Well, I can tell you this. I'm not a stripper and I'm on the heavy side these last few years and I love Anna Nicole! Even when Anna was at her heaviest, she was still beautiful! She was comfortible in her own skin and was not afraid to be photographed with or without makeup or to wear revealing clothes skinny or heavy. I think you are just jealous of her beauty, money, body and her life she had and that's why you cut her down so bad. That's why most people do that to others. And by the way, I finished high school and am a certified nursing assistant!
Lot's of luck with your rotten attitude, you should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!!