Video Footage of Anna Nicole Smith's Final Moments
Friday, February 9th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
The video is in German, but I'm pretty sure most of you bastards are already watching it.
Anyway, Splash (a paparazzi agency) sold the footage & made a ton of easy dough. Here's how they defended the sale.
Splash said it had sold the rights for $US500,000 ($643,000) to a buyer it declined to identify. The footage showed up on several Internet sites and on German's RTL TV channel.
Splash news editor Paul Tetley said he expected the footage to eventually fetch about $US1 million ($1.29million).
"The first rights deal was for $500,000. It is a piece of footage that will continue to play and play because it was a moment of history," he said.
Mr Tetley defended the selling of the footage. "It captures the vain battle to save her life. People want to know what happened," he said.
"It was good journalism. We knew where she was staying, we sent in a team of photographers and cameras and we were in the right place at the right time," he said. [News.com.au]
I'm pretty sure if I was in the situation, I would've waited out until the weekend to bag an easy mil for 20 secs of a really grainy video of a woman being treated by the paramedics. All I can say is that the world is truly a bastardly place (and that we're all going to hell).
Before we close, one last thing remains. Since this footage will probably make its way into a movie/documentary, please help us w/ the lameass Bastardly Poll down below...
apparently reese witherspoon auditioned for the part of Anna this morning for a lifetime movie...
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Reese better now lower herself to playing such a golddigging tramp.
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Yay! Thanks for adding the poll, TBTPTB!!
I voted for Jessica Simpson because Jess has a certain...stupidity that is similar to Anna's. Albeit, Jessica's stupidity is natural while Anna's stupidity was most likely from the drugs. Another reason I voted for Jessica Simpson is because I can actually see her saying "TrimSpa baby!" with the same bubbliness that Anna had. Hmm... I think Jessica needs to do some research for this role...and by "research," I mean "drugs." Jess has the big boobs, the southern accent and the "duh..." factor. Jess would just need to keep her eyes half-opened and raise her upper lip to the max throughout the entire movie to make a believeable Anna.
I see Scarlett Johansson playing Marilyn Monroe or someone classy-yet-whorish like that. Anna was a tacky-yet-whorish kinda chick. Besides, Scarlett's voice is way too low to sound whiny like Anna's.
Jenna Jameson's only good for showing her boobs and spreading her legs (something Anna did quite well). Jenna can't act for shiz.
Gwyneth Paltrow...? Uhm...Maybe...I mean, she's a good actress...and she could gain some weight and get big ol' fake titties from the same dudes that made her look fat in "Shallow Hal." She just seems like a serious & smart type of person to play a loonie like Anna.
Britney Spears will be too busy partying and flashing her poonani to everyone to think about working again. Although Brit has the southern accent nailed down too. Britney doesn't have that je ne sais quoi vibe that Anna had...but she's getting there.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
ANNA NICOLE IS DEAD.
-the end
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I, for one, am glad she is dead. What an utter waste of humanity. She did nothing but whore herself out for money (noce thing to sell your soul for), and engage in addictions. She was a cheat and a liar, and did NOTHING constructive for the world.
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Wer sonst als Rammeln Töten Lallen (RTL) würde so asozial und pietätslos sein und das ausstrahlen??!! Genau, ausser irgendeiner Snuff-Assi-Looney Site? Niemand.
RTL gehört Bertelsmann, einer der miesesten Konzernverbrecherschuppen auf Erden! Und ein Scheiss-Programm haben sie noch dazu.
For all international readers: RTL (Boning/Killing/Sluring a popular description for this trash program amongst Germans) belongs to BMG from Gütersloh. They are greedy corporate gangsters, no wonder they are the first ones to publish this crap. Crap maggot, impious profiteers of death and other catastrophes that happen on this planet. They don't only cash in on this kind of stuff but also on ugly fates of the regular guy next door. Fuck you RTL beeeotches. Invest some money in a quality program you crooks!!
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And their celebrity gossip shows are hosted by contestants in the Jocelyn Wildenstein lookalike contest.
Great, another reason to hate Germans.
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better not I meant...
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