Can Someone Please Kill The Monkey On Christina Aguilera's Back?
Monday, February 12th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Christina Aguilera & her pet monkey @ People Mag's post Grammy party
DAMN YOU, BRATMAN!! DAMN YOU!!
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Jordan Bratman is the living definition of "lucky".
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Aint that the truth!
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I BET SHE STRAPS ONE ON EVERY SO OFTEN.
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yep...that's looks about right.lol
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That is a good pic of a typical jew. A skinny, neurotic little kike, weaseled his way in to someone's pocket. Gee, I wonder if that little kike is a perv?
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Hey, as long as they're happy. Not all people date individuals that are equally attractive as themselves.
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SHe is so beautiful!
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[...] There’s a monkey on Christina Aguilera’s back. [Bastardly] [...]
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that guy must have mad game
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Holy cow, I'm on a Jew-rant today!!
HUGE nose
HUGE ears
TINY eyes
Gaaaah! Is it just me or do his lips look massive and slobbery??!
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"mastmaal
that guy must have mad game"
or the largest monkey penis in the world!
DAMN YOU, BRATMAN!!! DAMN YOU!!
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Nasty jew. There's no way she's sexually attracted to him, so where's the trade off?
....does he have connections?
We know she's the rich one.
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what the phuk! you people should know!!!!!!
jews have gold, mountians and mountians of gold!
thats why shes is there. she knows! she knows jews have alll the gold!
smart bitch
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Bunch of HATERS - Boy should be gettin props for hittin this.
Jew this and jew that.......... use that vocabulary your momma gave you. If thats the best you can come up with, dont post your comments!
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It always easy to hate the ppl that are better than you.
Gilmore Yeats are you a poor stupid white loser, still trying to kiss Jesus's feet. Kiss a jew get into heaven.
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i agree with comment 11 he looks terrible
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i dunno, christina is pretty much fugly in my book. her makeup layers weigh more than her, and she's an attractive shade of tangerine. looks like the monkey got the short end of the stick.
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i love christina!! but that monkey is so lucky what the hell is wrong with these women in hollywood getting with these losers or douche bag's are they on drug's crazy or do these loser douche bag's have 4-leaf clover's they are to damn lucky it is fucked up!!!!
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He's not lucky, he's rich. And at least he doesn't actually try to look hideous, the way she does.
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