The Bastardly Boob Review: 49th Annual Grammy Awards Edition
Monday, February 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
So yeah, this is the very first edition of the Bastardly Boob Review. Since we cater to a hardworking visitor base that has around 10-20 other gossip blogs to visit, we figured we might as well concentrate all the boobies in one single post.
Since most of the outfits sucked ass, the all-important Bastardly Boobie Visibility Level (BBVL) was very low, but we'll post the photos anyway to emphasize the sucky nature of the outfits. My main concern w/ all this is very simple: Where are all the hoochie mommas when you need them the most?!? Fuck.
Anyway, I tried to put the best ones in the front, but I did a horrible job b/c there are some juicy ones toward the end. I'll try to do a better job next time. So with that in hand, wet your lips, grab a glass of baby milk & dive right in!
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Thanks for the mammories.
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what the fuck is that douchebag doing with petra again
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Boobies, the only thing that matters about the Grammies.
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It really sucked, there was a whole bunch of hidden/saggy boobs last night. Scarlett is the only one worth looking at from above. Maybe the Oscars then
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Ya, it was very disappointing, to say the least
They really need to consider flying in some italian celebs for these award shows.
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The Grammys where bad - I guess 2006 was a bad year for music when the Dixie Chicks win anything its a bad year.
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with the exception of petra and kimberly caldwell, i have to say all these people are look like crap..i kept clicking hoping things would get better but it just doesnt..YUCK
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petra was by far the hottest out of all of them, usually shakira or hillary duff can be pretty damn foxy but its like they took the night off or something...
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petra is the hottest out of all of em, but yet you put tranny man brooke hogan in there, why? she shoud not be anywhere near the beauty that is Petra Nemocova.
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beyonce wasnt bad.....
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beyonce wasnt that bad........
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Boobies ,hehehe.
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rihanna is cute....
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scarlett is sexy......
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