Joe Simpson SOLD Jessica Simpson's Old Blonde Look to Sophie Monk!
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Bastardly sources close to the Joe Simpson's private company, I Whore My Daughters for A Living Incorporated, tell us that a secret deal was worked out by Sophie Monk, an Australian pop singer, to purchase---yes, readers, purchase---Jessica Simpson's look. I never knew there was a market for purchasing another celebrity's "look."
Here's what we've learned: The deal was worth roughly $500k---an amount most in the industry would consider to be chump-change. Besides being super cheap, it was simple on the contractual front: Jessica Simpson simply had to dye her hair to something else & disappear from the scene for a while. In exchange, Sophie Monk's party would cough up the dough.
Fucking Joe Simpson. Is there no end to his daughter-whoring?!!
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God,she is such a hottie!
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I approve!
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looks pretty fucking good on her
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Much prettier than Jessica.
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I agree with Eric the first thing I thought was she look's way better than Jessica Simpson.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Nice. Much better looking than Jessica.
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Sorry, but she looks like a collagen/Botox overdose
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i think she's very pretty, prettier than the simpson sluts!
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She looks a hell of a lot better than she normally does! Nice legs.
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if you'd had to endure the pain that was Bardot, you wouldn't approve at all!!!
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Mr Simpson is one messed up dad. I swear he's a paedophile or sumthn'. In an interview, he was saying how fantastic jessica simpson's DD boobs are. You sick pervert, i can't believe you stare at them!
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Sorry, while i agree her face is much prettier than jessicas i cant believe no one else noticed how thin she is... i mean google this girl and you'll find out she's nicole richies new BFF and they obviously both need to eat some more. Jessica (even heavier than normal) has a better body than this insect
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verry good investment, Jessica never looked that good
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Beautiful!!! But...are the lips real?
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jessica simpson is SO much better looking than this monkey. besides, where the fuck are her thighs?!
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Yes she looks much better than Simpson. She's hot (at least in these pictures she is)
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EWW
she lukz like a lizard
JESSICA SIMPSOn
allt he way
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http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.apeculture.com/image...
here she is back in the day looking better
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i eat the corn out of her chit
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well she don't eat corn so eat your own shit.
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