Bastardly Lady of the Day - Dee
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Dee writes:
Hey all!! I'm Dee, I'm new to Bastardly and have been enjoying reading very one's comments on here and thought it would be fun to post a few pics of mine and see what lovely criticism you all had to give.. *I'm a glutton for punishment* :P I'm 33yrs.of age, 5'7" and weigh 140 lbs Proud to be born and bred in Winnipeg, Canada. Although the 30 and 40 below weather I could do without! I enjoy drinking my beer, fishing, and practicing my 2 finger typing on the computer in my spare time. (will get my typing while checking out pron perfected one day soon)
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I would definitely have my way with Eva Mendes. I cream my panties just looking @ her. *drools*
Do you like your boobs?
I'd love em more if my A cup boobies could actually fill and fit into a bra and me not have to wear one that's stuffed with Styrofoam. It makes my boobies look twice there size (Guy's sure get a big disappointment once that bra comes off.) LOL But thnx to an episode from Seinfeld, the excuse "shrinkage* "only happens when they get cold" seems to work for now. But once I get my C cups and the bra comes off....I could say with my head held high.....*that'll be $100*
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Sure...but the question is, would he sleep with a woman who has 3 different personalities? One of them being to promiscuous, another psychotic and more importantly, the one that's a chronic bed wetter.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I've had been told I look like Sandra Bullock a few times. Might get a few brownie points with that one. But I get Alanis Morrissette more often and that will only get you a kick in the balls. Personally, I think its an insult as I think she's not attractive and she reminds me of Mr.Ed.
What makes you Bastardly?
Posting my pics on here to be ridiculed, judged, insulted, possibly praised and then masturbated too by all the critics makes me Bastardly.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. Cheers!

























Thunderthighs and homely.
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I wonder if the little boy on the last page is her son? She actually is not that bad for her age.
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my favorite pic is the one with the black sweater and your sitting in the computer chair(#5). Please tell me you aren't wearing underwear.
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MAN
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You are FAR too old to be such a pathetic excuse for a human being. GROW UP!
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Gorgeous! I'd never guess she was 33, she looks stunning in all her photos
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Good god, picture number 6 leaves me wondering if she's actually female or not.
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Oh your eyes are great in the first pic as well....An on the picture with the cat......Looks like it was taken with a filter at a high frame rate.....Which suggests it was taken by a professional photographer....It's a great shot....And the cat is a cutie too.
The last two BLOD's has hit my soft spot.
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I'll take her. She'll have to endure the New Haven Snowplow though.
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Wait. Back up. Please don't post pictures of your gay, retarded boyfriend who sports a soulpatch. No!
Now I'm not certain what to do...
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This is about as hot as a small breasted milf gets. Congrats.
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Man, what I wouldn't do to shovel her driveway.
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You have a nice face and I like your hair. The first 2 pages were very sexy. However, I'd advise you to:
i) lose the piercings
ii) lose the glasses (you have a tendency to look a bit librarian in some of these, and not in a good way)
iii) lose the man/children
iv) lose a bit of weight off your hips/thighs (maybe just some weights/jogging)
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I agree with losing the piercings, but otherwise a-ok in my book :)
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wow...im not even gonna front. id rappa-tap-tap that. i dig the style. where the hell can i find a chick like you?!!?!?!!?!?!?...come to lancaster!!!!!!!!!!
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Looking foxy in some pics and not so in others. That's more than fair enough. Afterall, nobody looks foxy 100% of the time. You also look like you might be good for a laugh. Cool.
Thank you.
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A hundred dollars canadian? That's about 37 cents. Yep, your head held high and making your momma proud.
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.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ew.
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OH MY GOD. I did NOT need to see your floppy butt and your man-jaw.
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FINALLY!
A REAL WOMAN!
And Sullen Girl, why don't you get your wannabe Angelina Jolie ass on here?
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FUCK!!!!!!! NO PICS OF GUYS (boyfriends or fags)!!!!!!!! Are all you BITCHES MENTAL!!!!!!!! You were doing GREAT.......from the start!!!!!!!! BUT....you just fucked YOURSELF!!!!!!!!! Anyways, to me...you look like a former PORN star!!!! or a STRIPPER!!!!!
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Hey Caitie....This what I mean....You have these pointless little attacks on people and than you disapper. It took me like 15 posts to even get your attention. You probably won't even read this.....But just in case.
Maybe, and I'm not speaking for anybody, some people don't have to be a BLOD to feel good about themselves.
The Angelina Jolie comment is stupid and makes not sense.
Your so demanding where's your pictures?
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The thing is, you do have potential.
Your face has a very interesting look to it. And you certainly look better when you smile. And your answers show a better personality than most BLOD's show.
But when I saw your first two pictures, I thought I was looking into a time machine, seeing a second rate Motley Crue groupie from Minnesota circa 1987 shooting pics for amateur porn, if that makes any sense.
You don't need the skanky outfits, you don't need the ugly piercings, and you don't need the bloody vile tattoos. You're much too pretty for that.
I understand everyone has a different style but there are surely better ways of expressing yourself. In my opinion, it's all just unsightly.
All that being said, you are attractive. But I think you don't do yourself any favors with your style choices.
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Dee.......I'd pee in your butt
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Also, to the person who told sullen girl to show herself: if you click on her name you can see pics of her.
I've seen her pics and I think she's rather pretty.
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i have two words: Trans sexual
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Hot and sexy in some of the pictures, maybe trying just a little to hard. Just one thing I need to point out..... knee high stocking are not sexy AT ALL. Next time either wear thigh high or none at all, my grandma wore knee high stockings.
By the way guys, women reach their sexual peak in their 30s, so I bet she would be better then most of these 20 year old girls any day.
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SHINE
LIKE A MUDSLIDE
RUN LONG
YOU CANT HIDE
FALL DOWN
YOU HAVE TRIED
TAKES TIME
TO DIVIDE
SHIT SHIT
SHITTY SHIT SHIT
HUGE CRAP
AND IT DON'T QUIT
KEEP PUSHING
BUT IT WON'T FIT
I'M CRYING
AND IT'S LEGIT
THE SUN IS SO
BRIGHT TONIGHT...
THERE IS NO SUN
AFTER MIDNIGHT...
GOD DAMN
DON'T TELL ME IT'S YOU...
JESUS, GIRL
ARE YOU TAKING A POO?
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An angel of beauty!!!! I need to get my grubby paws on some of that sweet Canadian luvin!
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I realize none of the "ladies" who send their pictures in are smart enough not to include pictures of themselves with dudes, so I propose the site host just stop posting them. Is everybody with me?
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The hair is sexy in the first couple pics, but that's about it. You forgot to cover the other half of your face with your "Cousin Itt" bangs.
The piercings are trashy. Makes you look like a cheap tramp.
Ugly fucking tattoo. What's the point of having it? Ups your "street cred"?
Those are the ugliest fucking glasses I've ever seen. Chicks and your gay friends may dig them, but straight men don't.
Big old nasty Brooke Hogan chin. Yuck.
I will give you a nice slutty wardrobe in some of these, but you don't have what it takes to pull it all together. You'd have to wear the bag and promise not to tell anyone.
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Eduardo,
I can't check this site constantly and it takes me about two hours just to get through everything on here, so appy-polly-lodges if I can't get back to your poorly worded replies.
You call my opinion an attack....what do you call what everyone else on this site does, including you? Oh wait you're exempt, you assume an "alter-ego" to do that. My fault. Do you also put on a cape and tights and make that ri-fucking-coculous face while you make all these posts? Everytime I read one of your posts, I'm wondering if you're fundamentally retarded or just plain dense. I can barely make sense of what you typed and if you can't even make sense of the reference I made, then go back to college and learn basic logic. You're an embarassment. Go back to your wife and quit hitting on girls half your age, you fucking chickenhawk.
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just what you'd want on a sub-zero night up there in canada. better than a chicken-legged, no-ass havin, movie star wannabe cali chick.
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you really remind me of ali larter, aka nikki from heroes... and the whole multiple personalities thing in your answers and perhaps looking a bit like a stripper added to that. :P hey, at least it's not alanis morissette..
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God, those cabinets are hideous...
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Ms. Harmful,
Glad I finally got your attention.
Way back you called me a pedo....and quite frankly that pissed me off royally. Especially when there was no justification, and no response from you what so ever.
So, First I'm a pedo, now I'm a chicken hawk. Well that depends on the definition you mean of chicken hawk. Well I don't enjoy the company of young boys, so I must be the one that sends people in harms way while I don't join up the fight myself. Considering I just defended a person that I consider a friend....That can't be true.
Cap and tights would be great! The face is pretty ri-fucking-coculous.....But it did cheer my wife up when she was feeling very ill.
As for hitting on people...Agreeing with their responses isn't hitting on people. I can guarantee that every person I talk to on a regular basis knows I am married. I work hard, I take care of my wife diligently and I use Eduardo to have a bit of fun.
.....Then out of the blue some woman calls me a pedo for agreeing with comments of a 19 year old....Call me crazy, but how would you respond.
As for name calling and the rest.....Whatever.....You don't like my responses, fine. You think I'm retarded. You've said your piece and you have every right to think of me anyway you want.
As for my wife...I would ask you to refrain. I am a faithful and dedicated husband and always will be.
As far as hiding behind my alter ego....It's not really hard to find out about the real me...Just click my name. You did.
Oh and calling people pedo's and other baseless crap isn't an opinion....It is an accusation. So step off. If you're going to say some hurtful shit....At least stick around for a response. People deserve that much.
Sincerely,
Ed
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I love the kitchen!
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pretty kinky
big cat
nice legs
I lurv canadian grls
she's not right my cup of tea but I go for Dee
... at least she's not the usual stupid teenager
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I think your hot. Especially with your interesting comments...
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Your living domocile is hideous!
Even a Mexican would say that kitchen is ugly. 1970's stove....nice touch.
Cheap ass furniture (and lack of it). Looks like you furnished the entire place for under 200 bucks. Stereo speakers for end tables...hahaha And was that a futon I saw? Oh, and nice bong.
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"Eduardo",
I've seen the comments you leave. They're borderline pandering. Any married man doesn't say shit like that to a fucking 19 yr. old, so as far as I'm concerned...I have every right to go there. You want to be a faithful and devoted husband? STOP MAKING PANDERING & AMOROUS COMMENTS ON A NINETEEN YEAR OLD'S WEBSITE. That's a perfectly good place to start.
And if you're gonna use an "alter-ego", put some OOMPH behind it.
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Thanks for responding Caitie Harmful.....It is much appreciated.
No need to argue further...Your going to be stuck on that. At least we're back
to square one.
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I think I'm in love!! Sit on my face and make me the happest man in the world!!!
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Lose the knee-highs. Wear pantyhose.
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SHE LIKES EVA MENDEZ????maybe she thinks she looks like her ...dont like her...she looks like a trailer whore..NEXT!
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Eduardo, I like your first comment.."I like A cups..or any cups.." haha..hey that's a real man.
Dee, you're cute. A little too slutty in some pictures, but her..if you got it, flawn it. I see where the thunderthighs comment comes from. But still, she's cute and she has pretty eyes. :)
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she looks like the girl you split a 12 pack with and have the night of your life
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Tranny face, and a total flabby fat ass. No muscle tone at all. Being a meth addict is NOT the best way to lose your fat. Shitty hair and clothing and makeup as well...BARF!
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Fav pic is with the cat... so cute.
Yeah shes pretty
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This is one of the best Bastardly Ladies. She's self-confident enough to put herself in here with a bunch of teenagers. She has a lot of different looks. She has a sense of humor. And she has a hot body. I agree with the post about how she probably gives phenomenal head. Probably enjoys getting it too.
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Dee, my friends, is what we in my little part of Purgatory like to call a "moped".
Let's say you got nothin' else to ride, but...well, you got this hoopty, busted-up thang. It's old. It doesn't go fast. It doesn't look too pretty. Shit only has two dinky wheels. You sure don't want any of your friends seeing you ridin' this shit. But by god, you'll hop on it when there's nothing else to drive.
Dee, welcome to moped-hood.
Love the frizzed out crack-ho hair (he says sarcastically). Conditioner and a solid boy-style haircut, maybe a cute bob, will help with that nasty-ass split end shit.
And I WILL cross the border, find you, rip those glasses off your fucking horsey face and jump up & down on those fucking things until they're crushed into tiny pieces. Contact lenses, girl, contact lenses.
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is she a stripper?
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okay, so maybe you can't type...but surely you can proofread?
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you started out really well with the pic selection
but then it was a fucking free fall
listen up erstwhile objects of scorn
no pics with your mom
no pics with your pet, especially if it is a fucking cat
no pics with kids
and for damn sure no pics with a fucking dude
i'm so pissed off right now
i'm going to have angry sex with myself to these pictures
just the first couple though
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You look Russian (by way of Canada or course). I love your eyes in the picture in the office chair with the black sweater. I'm a big a fan of A cups or any cups really. Hold your head high either way....Your a beautiful lady that's a little cokie in the head...exactly my type....Oh and by the way....Thick legs are nice on the right people.
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man face in some pics, but okay in others. decent body. could probably have a better body than j-lo if she tired hard enough.
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I'd make a fortune on you filming you doing k9 gang bangs & parties.
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Haha Catie, I AM on here!! My picture my not be, but I am in fact ON here..
Angelina Jolie.. that's totally random o_O
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can't help it...i like her...a little rough, but i don't think she looks 33--the glasses are really cute on her, btw
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I am 99% positive that this chick would give phenomenal head.
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BTW Dee.....Can I redesign you kitchen. Those cabinet doors have to go.....Oh and how do get the wine glasses down from there.....Oh, wait a minute....Your Canadian...You only drink beer....Sorry.
Love the oven mit though.....The one over the stove you silly goose.
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is she one of those internet porn stars?
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I missed this one. She is hot just based on her answers! While not a model type (not many are) she looks decent. And that intellect makes up for it. Don't worry about the A cups girl. Big or small, I like 'em all!
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