Marisa Miller Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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I hate ipods even more now, get it out of the fucking way!
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I wonder how much the people @ Apple paid for that crap...
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[...] Marissa Miller in Sports Illustrated. again. OMFG. and Beyonce WTFFF? (Bastardly) [...]
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Shes Gorgeous...And to know that her breast are all real....Oh my!!!
I rather have her than any of the victorias secret model...is just her body DUDE...WHAAAT!!!!!
Alesandra,Adriana,And Giselle...are hot but damn this girl just tops them.
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I thin I found the best way to end up my life!....
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All I need to do, is to commit a crime (or faking it, like I could say that I'm the one who killed Anna Nicole Smith...), plaid guilty and ask for death penalty. Then...for my last meal, all I will ask is : Marisa Miller's body!
Hmmm!!!!...then my entire existence would be fulfill!
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Seriously, canadian badman, I agree. I agree on all counts. I can't even deal with this level of hotness this early in the morning. P-E-R-F-E-C-T. This girl is perfect. I can't emphasize that enough. Good thing I'm fucking snowed in and classes are cancelled here in the North East, because I won't be leaving this chair for a long time.
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I am getting a hard on right now
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Uhm...is he sporting wood on page 15?
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Those "tits"? Real? HAHAHAH Only a retarded, porn addicted virgin would find that hack job remotely realistic. Newslfash, virgins! Real tits don't start just below the neck. Newsflash, virgins! A woman who has xylophone ribs will NEVER have natural tits bigger than the olsen twins tits.
You people are fucking retarded. This bitch is ugly, leather faced, anorexic. Nothing special.
More pics of Adriana Lima. All the hot bitches come from brazil and when those brazillian bitches get implants, they don't get fucking balloon sized shit shoved under their nipples.
DAMN! Sports Illustrated shit has gone WAY DOWN in quality. And don't even get me started on that chunky airbrushed bitch Beyonce!
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*drools all over keyboard and stares intently at Marissa pics*
.... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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From the Big Book of Babes:
'' It is readily accepted that Marissa Miller is so attractive, she has her own level of 'hotness'. E.G, Hot, Uber-Hot, Marissa Miller.''
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When I saw this second thread, I was going to complain about double-posting, but now that I've seen these, uh, I'm cool with this... :)
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only 1 flaw, the fake boobs. 9.5/10.
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Heyyy... why is everybody insulting my new God (everybody knwe anyway that god is a women)?!!!!! Okay okay, she does have a "scare" face. "Manly" not all! You "egg shapeed" faces should stop saying that everything that has a "scare" shape is manly. I beleive she just not your average sweet lolita kind of women. Plus, have you seen those abs?!!!!!!! Shitttttt!!!!! They are REALLY ribs (she must be doing hundreds!) but not all their (like typicals bodybuilders six-pack's)....
Man, I wish I'll find a girl like her in Canada one day (stupid fatty Northerns bitches....).....
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While her breasts may be fake, her attractiveness is undeniable. I wonder if she's got anything going on upstairs? But that doesn't really matter b/c i'd still hit.
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I'm not going to knock her face, chest, or anything like that.
I will say that pic 2 is really unflattering because it makes her look like that bad photoshop of Bundchen on snopes. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/models.asp
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Amazing body, just fantastic. Note to #14 I have dated women with those proportions, sadly, thin girls with large natural breasts are rare, but do exist.
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Nice.
And I'll buy that the tits may be real, they aren't grossly outta proportion, but who's the loser in the cowboy hat, and why did they choose to add that when they could have added, say, another chick to the pictures or something?
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i have a sudden urge to listen to my i-pod, in all the other pics she looks skinny
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i don't know, i googled her and her tits look real. if they're fake, that's quite an amazing job. the thing that amazes me is, how the hell does her skinny body support those things? not that i really give a shit, it just makes me wonder.
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She has a black boyfriend.
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Actually, she has a white husband, his name is Griffin Guess, and he looks like one of those emo morons.
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Her rack is "new" and "improved" from last year.
Hot poses, though.
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what the fuck is wrong with her body in that sideview pic on page 3? she looks deformed and disgusting. i think shes just sucking in too much, i mean i know shes just sucking in too much. i hate when girls do that and dont think its obvious
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yea and those pics of her with the dude are just wierd. ive never seen a magazine actually try to make a man look like a pussy and a woman look big and strong and manly...its kind of disturbing actually, like some subliminal feminism movement or some shit
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Her boobs are real. She is a true Santa Cruz surfer chick. It's obvious that she works out a lot, and core strength is particularly helpful for surfing.
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Wow, I can't believe men are into women that boney. I guess there's hope for me afterall.
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She's HOT. And she's not sucking in anywhere. I only hate one thing: the fake tits. We love them real, girls, no matter what the size (well at least I do...real is much more fun)
dlk...this is what a HEALHY woman looks like. Seriously. What's with some guys encouraging girls to overeat? And then the fashion industy incouraging anorexia?
Just shut it! Neither of these things is healthy nor attractive. Don't overdo neither..the golden middle..that's the best, esthetically and health-wise.
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Um, since this website is making me feel bad about myself with all these pics of Marissa Miller, I hope you're all chipping in for my boob job and lipo.
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Ok, so heres the deal. I have meet Marisa Miller and spent about half an hour with her, about 2 years ago (or a little less). She is one of the thinnest girls I have ever seen, and as absolutley no ass whatsoever. Even more interesting is her lack of chest in real life. Although shes not a board, I noticed that she is seriously not even close to be as busty as she is in these pictures. I was with my gay friend when we meet her, and the first thing he said to me was concerning her smaller chest size. Also, in unairbrushed photos she has exceptionally large moles on her stomach and inner thighs. I love her, however, and think shes still beautiful. But for all you ladies out there....take it from someone who knows....its not what it seems, i promise!
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she is any surfer's dream
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Hear she was Married to some Producer............... His Name is Griffin Guess..........she was actually Engaged to him for awhile..................Lucky man..........thats all i can say!!!
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Those are 100% real.........FAKE. Even women with large natural breasts do not stay on top when they lie down. They should spread out. Marissa Miller's chest are still perfect round balloons on the second pic and it looks like she's not even wearing a push-up bra or any support. I think somebody needs some explaining to do.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html
But meat is meat...
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ya lmaoooooooo at whatever dumb ass thinks those hard things are real...
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her boobs are real, and her face is fuckin pretty too y'all are whylin. marisa miller is one of the hottest people out there
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I agree with #44, Marisa Miller is a goddess, shes the hottest girl ive ever seen!
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Okay children, do you see now why I kept telling you to NOT DOWLOAD MP3's of bootlegged CD's...If You would have listen to me, no one would have had invented iPod's, and so we would have be able to contemplate Marisa Miller super appealing pussy!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU APPLE Corp.!!!!!
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I have the strangest craving for ribs right now.
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She makes my balls ache.
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Cat Fryer, you lost me on your second "retarded". Mate, you don't have to like her, that's bloody cool, because that's your opinion.
But if you hate her that much, why are you wasting your time posting?
Crikey, it seems like there's an awful lot of venom there for someone who thinks she's simply "nothing special". Cat fryer doth protest too much, methinks.
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Oh yes, this set of pics is *way* hotter than the body paint series.
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get body, obviously. face sucks.
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hey kate.. i think you're just jealous
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what is it douchebag with a model day?
first that fucker blunt
and now this looser
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OK PEOPLE I HAVE A PROBLEM.....CAN ANYONE IND THIS CHICK NAKED?!?! I BET MY GF 100 BUCKS THT I COULD FINE HER NAKED.....IT DONT EVEN GOTTA BE REAL!!!! SEND LINKS....also page 20 is the best one.....dudes and dudettes...plz help
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WOW tinman or whaterver if you think those are real you must have never seen natrual tits in ur life..............
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her ass is too big
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Marisa Miller is the epitome of a perfect female body and she works her ass off for it. I aspire to have a body like that with vigorous workout and strict dieting. It is hard work but with the perfect mindset, it is attainable.
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Just to let you know these pictures are airbrushed so bad it's not even funny..I know I work in the industry.
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