26 Scandalous Comments

I kinda get a Jessica Simpson vibe in pic #2, except this chick is smoking hot and (I assume) not a train wreck...

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 11:28am
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Awesome chick, but yes, I'm tiring of the body paint thing.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 11:36am
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Ohhhh Damn Lord! What I would give to french kiss that mouth on her body painting!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 11:41am
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I'd pee in her butt.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 11:45am
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*...best one to grace...* rather. Forget the shitty typing I did before. It's hard to masturbate and type at the same time.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 12:07pm
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These pictures have been airbrushed to the max!

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 12:45pm
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Javier, if you're worried about the airbrushing, then you can't see the forest for the trees, mate.

She's about as bloody perfect as one can get. She definetly deserved the cover.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 1:12pm
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I wonder that body paint is edible...are her her hsorts cherry flavored?

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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February 15 2057
History records that the only unaltered entry in the Big Book Of Babes goes thus:
‘’ It is readily accepted that Marissa Miller is so attractive, she has her own level of ‘hotness’. E.G, There is Hot. Uber-Hot. And then there is Marissa Miller.'’

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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dude why the fuck is beyonce on the cover? any of the actual models in the sports illustraded swimsuit issue are hotter than her.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 2:01pm
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Dear Sophia, don't get me wrong. I think Marisssa Miller is just the best looking woman in the world but I prefer other photoshots than this one because you can tell these ones has a lot of airbrush. She doesn't need that, she is naturally drop dead gorgeous. You need airbrush with Britney and people like her but with Marissa. That was my whole point.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 7:38pm
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Agreed Javier, thanks for clarifying, mate!

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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Whats her shirt say? I can't tell...cant see past her boobs...they're in the way... i wish i could read...
Hmmm...
whats all this peeing in butts and masturbating about? dont you kids have something better to do...like go to mormon church....you're all mormons , right?

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 3:34am
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Marissa totally owned this SI swimsuit edition and she should DEFINITELY have been on the cover. She's an awesome model and her body is PERFECT which is why I am staring at myself in disgust right now.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 9:24am
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OHHHHH - Can I lick her CLEAN??????

Sunday, March 11th, 2007 @ 10:28am
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how in godsname can they do that and not let us see some nipples or even a bit of bush

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 9:45pm
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She would look extra nice in front of a convertable 57 (Chevy of course)!

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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SEXI

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 11:43pm
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She's really genuinely beautiful and she has gorgeous tits but enough already with the body paint. The first year it was kinda cool, but they've beat it into the fucking ground. Instead of taking 34 hours to paint a fake wet t-shirt on Marissa Miller, why not just take 30 seconds an put an actual wet t-shirt on her. Then at least I can see her big beautiful hard nipples straining valiantly against that moist fabric....

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 11:32am
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Oh sweet Jesus. I hope none of my housemates are home right now because the pants are going down!

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 12:02pm
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I'd rather look at her vagina

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 2:01pm
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She clearly has the wrong tongue on her chest.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 12:03pm
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By the way, why didn't this babe get the cover? I bought the issue, I've seen all the rest of the pics online, and her pictures are un-fucking-believable. I can't believe she hasn't gotten a cover yet. Her body is the best ne the grace the pages of SI in a long time.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 12:05pm
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BIG PAPI you sick bastard.. eeew who says that.. i mean theres a lot of sick people out there.. but piss in her butt?? what the hell kinda of shit is that? i mean dont get me wrong marissa is a beautiful women.. BUT PISS IN HER ASS?!! what the hell is wrong with you? *distugusted look*

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 9:58pm
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I´d go lesbian without problem for her... superhot!!

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 7:08pm
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