Marisa Miller in Body Paint Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Marisa Miller in Body Paint Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit IssueThursday, February 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe Related in a Scandalous way:26 Scandalous Comments |
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I kinda get a Jessica Simpson vibe in pic #2, except this chick is smoking hot and (I assume) not a train wreck...
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Awesome chick, but yes, I'm tiring of the body paint thing.
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Ohhhh Damn Lord! What I would give to french kiss that mouth on her body painting!!!!!!!
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Playboy has mastered the bodypaint thing in my opinion.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/31/happy-bastardly-halloween-...
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/27/playboys-michelle-johnson-...
there are others, but lost in the archive somewhere...
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*...best one to grace...* rather. Forget the shitty typing I did before. It's hard to masturbate and type at the same time.
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These pictures have been airbrushed to the max!
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Javier, if you're worried about the airbrushing, then you can't see the forest for the trees, mate.
She's about as bloody perfect as one can get. She definetly deserved the cover.
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I wonder that body paint is edible...are her her hsorts cherry flavored?
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February 15 2057
History records that the only unaltered entry in the Big Book Of Babes goes thus:
‘’ It is readily accepted that Marissa Miller is so attractive, she has her own level of ‘hotness’. E.G, There is Hot. Uber-Hot. And then there is Marissa Miller.'’
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dude why the fuck is beyonce on the cover? any of the actual models in the sports illustraded swimsuit issue are hotter than her.
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Dear Sophia, don't get me wrong. I think Marisssa Miller is just the best looking woman in the world but I prefer other photoshots than this one because you can tell these ones has a lot of airbrush. She doesn't need that, she is naturally drop dead gorgeous. You need airbrush with Britney and people like her but with Marissa. That was my whole point.
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Agreed Javier, thanks for clarifying, mate!
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Whats her shirt say? I can't tell...cant see past her boobs...they're in the way... i wish i could read...
Hmmm...
whats all this peeing in butts and masturbating about? dont you kids have something better to do...like go to mormon church....you're all mormons , right?
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Marissa totally owned this SI swimsuit edition and she should DEFINITELY have been on the cover. She's an awesome model and her body is PERFECT which is why I am staring at myself in disgust right now.
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OHHHHH - Can I lick her CLEAN??????
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how in godsname can they do that and not let us see some nipples or even a bit of bush
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She would look extra nice in front of a convertable 57 (Chevy of course)!
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SEXI
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She's really genuinely beautiful and she has gorgeous tits but enough already with the body paint. The first year it was kinda cool, but they've beat it into the fucking ground. Instead of taking 34 hours to paint a fake wet t-shirt on Marissa Miller, why not just take 30 seconds an put an actual wet t-shirt on her. Then at least I can see her big beautiful hard nipples straining valiantly against that moist fabric....
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Oh sweet Jesus. I hope none of my housemates are home right now because the pants are going down!
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I'd rather look at her vagina
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She clearly has the wrong tongue on her chest.
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By the way, why didn't this babe get the cover? I bought the issue, I've seen all the rest of the pics online, and her pictures are un-fucking-believable. I can't believe she hasn't gotten a cover yet. Her body is the best ne the grace the pages of SI in a long time.
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BIG PAPI you sick bastard.. eeew who says that.. i mean theres a lot of sick people out there.. but piss in her butt?? what the hell kinda of shit is that? i mean dont get me wrong marissa is a beautiful women.. BUT PISS IN HER ASS?!! what the hell is wrong with you? *distugusted look*
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I´d go lesbian without problem for her... superhot!!
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