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i would rather have sex with today's BLOTD
than this pale, doughy, shapeless train-wreck

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:06pm
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I don't know what's this chick's problem... She has a pretty face and is supposed to be hot, but there is something weird and a bit gross about her. And also this horrible dress style.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:18pm
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I don't get it.. She confuses me so much. She can look so amazing, so trim and tall and pretty; then the next day she is a mushy mess. Then back to smokin hot. I REALLY don't get it.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Put down the ice cream honey and pick up a tennis racket.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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Why does she show her shapeless legs all the time? Because she sure as hell can't show off her boobs...there're nowhere to be found...

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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Do those count as cankles?

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:56pm
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Why does she show her shapeless legs all the time?
Cause she can't see the back of them.....Plus a little (I stress a little) tanner can help conceal her cellulite. Notice at premiers she always looks a little tanner?

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 4:04pm
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they're not that fat, it's just that the shape of them is really terrible. Her legs don't go in at all between the knee and her calf muscle (does she have ANY muscles?!) - that's the worst bit. That's why they look ok from the side but so ugly from the front.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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see the problem is normal legs taper from the top to bottom
her legs are uniform all the way down
not attractive

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 4:45pm
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I think Mischa is the most beautiful classy girl in hollywood

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 6:29pm
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it's just her skin that makes her look so disgusting. they're too pale.

but she is pretty and you can't make me not like her :-)

and about that fat legs thing: you guys optic retarded?

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 6:59pm
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Maybe she'll get a film role in which she has to tone up. Who knows? That may start something physically and posturally positive.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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Her leg may not be the greatest, but I love them. She is so beautiful and sexy, including her legs.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 3:41am
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Her legs are beautiful: Slim and not too muscular.
Fat legs?! What do you find sexy - skeletons? Stick insects?
She is very pale and wearing flat sandals - that makes her legs look un-toned.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 9:09am
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she's still a fox and would do her like crazy but she should really try to get more sun.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 9:28am
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If those are fat legs, I don't know what "normal" legs would look like. I mean, they're not fit that's for sure, but I wouldn't call them fat at all.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 11:21am
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I can't reflect on her legs because the glaring whiteness has blinded me!

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 1:18pm
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How can you be skinny with cankles? Does not make sense to me.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 2:03pm
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Mischa is not fat. She's obviously a naturally skinny girl and thus, she does not feel the need to workout. Well, cellulite plagues pretty much everyone who doesn't work out often, so voila, there's your explanation. She should go to the gym, or plan b, the easier option, drink lots of water and spray tan. She looks a million times better when she gets that subtly sun kissed tan.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 9:17am
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the legs are okay- at least the sun won't have zapped all her skin-bands by the time she's 35, so she might look better when she's older!? i'm trying here. she has v. funny toes.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 1:10am
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Mischa's hot. Her stud ugly rocker boyfriend is a fool to let her go. Like my hero Tom Brady, I'd bang this chick over and over until she was exhausted and impregnated. That's lots better than the dude Cisco was able to do.

Saturday, March 24th, 2007 @ 1:08pm
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You guys are seriousley dillusional. Her legs may not be Jessica Simpson's, but you all must be analitical men who do not know that not everyone looks perfect, because if not, you better look pretty frecking perfect to be hating on people like that. My legs look a bit like that and it is people like you who trigger eating disorders and long-term self esteem issues in gals across the nation. Now how could anyone wonder why so many people feel uncomfterable in their skins? It is because nobody wants to admit that they unconsiousley support the thin movement.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 10:39pm
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I know, it's bad news isn't it? They tend to look good from the side, but not from the front or back.....

She can still look extraordinarily hot at times though. Go figure.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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take a look at ur own hairy ape legs u american twats

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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I will also add that she has Beyonce legs - no shape. Just shaped like mom jeans. It's really very wrong to take a picture of a woman's thighs. It's the equivalent of doing a close up of a man's receding hairline, flaccid package, belly fat or moobs.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 9:19am
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you guys are completely disgusting. the girl is tiny. give her a fucking break.

why don't you go back to your shitty job and hate your life in a way that doesn't irritate others...?

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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omg. she is so not fat.
you are all just fucking jealous.
she is not fat. gosh

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 10:06pm
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