Please Reflect on Mischa Barton's Shapeless Legs
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Why does she insist on showing them off so much?
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i would rather have sex with today's BLOTD
than this pale, doughy, shapeless train-wreck
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I don't know what's this chick's problem... She has a pretty face and is supposed to be hot, but there is something weird and a bit gross about her. And also this horrible dress style.
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I don't get it.. She confuses me so much. She can look so amazing, so trim and tall and pretty; then the next day she is a mushy mess. Then back to smokin hot. I REALLY don't get it.
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Put down the ice cream honey and pick up a tennis racket.
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Why does she show her shapeless legs all the time? Because she sure as hell can't show off her boobs...there're nowhere to be found...
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Do those count as cankles?
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Why does she show her shapeless legs all the time?
Cause she can't see the back of them.....Plus a little (I stress a little) tanner can help conceal her cellulite. Notice at premiers she always looks a little tanner?
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they're not that fat, it's just that the shape of them is really terrible. Her legs don't go in at all between the knee and her calf muscle (does she have ANY muscles?!) - that's the worst bit. That's why they look ok from the side but so ugly from the front.
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see the problem is normal legs taper from the top to bottom
her legs are uniform all the way down
not attractive
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I think Mischa is the most beautiful classy girl in hollywood
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it's just her skin that makes her look so disgusting. they're too pale.
but she is pretty and you can't make me not like her :-)
and about that fat legs thing: you guys optic retarded?
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Maybe she'll get a film role in which she has to tone up. Who knows? That may start something physically and posturally positive.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Her leg may not be the greatest, but I love them. She is so beautiful and sexy, including her legs.
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Her legs are beautiful: Slim and not too muscular.
Fat legs?! What do you find sexy - skeletons? Stick insects?
She is very pale and wearing flat sandals - that makes her legs look un-toned.
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she's still a fox and would do her like crazy but she should really try to get more sun.
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If those are fat legs, I don't know what "normal" legs would look like. I mean, they're not fit that's for sure, but I wouldn't call them fat at all.
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I can't reflect on her legs because the glaring whiteness has blinded me!
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How can you be skinny with cankles? Does not make sense to me.
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Mischa is not fat. She's obviously a naturally skinny girl and thus, she does not feel the need to workout. Well, cellulite plagues pretty much everyone who doesn't work out often, so voila, there's your explanation. She should go to the gym, or plan b, the easier option, drink lots of water and spray tan. She looks a million times better when she gets that subtly sun kissed tan.
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the legs are okay- at least the sun won't have zapped all her skin-bands by the time she's 35, so she might look better when she's older!? i'm trying here. she has v. funny toes.
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Mischa's hot. Her stud ugly rocker boyfriend is a fool to let her go. Like my hero Tom Brady, I'd bang this chick over and over until she was exhausted and impregnated. That's lots better than the dude Cisco was able to do.
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You guys are seriousley dillusional. Her legs may not be Jessica Simpson's, but you all must be analitical men who do not know that not everyone looks perfect, because if not, you better look pretty frecking perfect to be hating on people like that. My legs look a bit like that and it is people like you who trigger eating disorders and long-term self esteem issues in gals across the nation. Now how could anyone wonder why so many people feel uncomfterable in their skins? It is because nobody wants to admit that they unconsiousley support the thin movement.
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I know, it's bad news isn't it? They tend to look good from the side, but not from the front or back.....
She can still look extraordinarily hot at times though. Go figure.
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take a look at ur own hairy ape legs u american twats
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I will also add that she has Beyonce legs - no shape. Just shaped like mom jeans. It's really very wrong to take a picture of a woman's thighs. It's the equivalent of doing a close up of a man's receding hairline, flaccid package, belly fat or moobs.
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you guys are completely disgusting. the girl is tiny. give her a fucking break.
why don't you go back to your shitty job and hate your life in a way that doesn't irritate others...?
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omg. she is so not fat.
you are all just fucking jealous.
she is not fat. gosh
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