Bastardly Breaking News!! Anorexic Nicole Richie Still On Crack!

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these pics make it look as though it takes them like an hour to cross the fuckin street

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 12:23pm
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It does take them ages to cross the street because Nicole's shoes weigh more than her and he she has to be supported like a granny so her ankles don't snap.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 12:28pm
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Oops, I didn't want to call her a she-male, so cross out that "he".

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 12:29pm
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Joel Madden is a blight upon this Earth.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 12:35pm
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The skull from his tshirt represents Nicole. How great is to fuck dead bodies, skeletons, pieces of wood...

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 12:41pm
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he is so badass
with his skull t-shirt, mascara and fedora

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 1:17pm
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This chick needs a new mirror cause the one she's got now ain't working right.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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@saintdevil LOL I couldn't have said it any better! You're so right!

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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Joel Madden gives "faggot" a whole new meaning.

John is right - he's suuuuch a badass. (What a douche.)

And Nicole Ritchie is one of the top 10 ugliest insects I've ever seen. Looks like a Goddamn praying mantis!

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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Madden is a poser fag wannabe hard rocker. His music sucks.

Everything he touches turns to shit....first the Duff, now this anorexic frog.

Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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from hillary to this bag o' bones, joel's stock is taking a nose dive.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 5:11am
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wow!i just love her shades,her parted bangs and her wedges.cool!!!!i want those!!

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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