Bastardly Lady of the Day - Anett
Friday, February 16th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Anett writes:
Hi all, my name is Anett , I come from Czech Republic, I'm 17 years old and I'd like to be the BaStArDlY LaDy Of ThE DaY....what do you think??:)
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Definitely Petra Nemcova and Keira Knightley. But I know a lots of better girls here in Czech :-p :))
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I do. They are small but nice :-p
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hmmm...I know that's a great amount of money.......but If I did it I would regret it all my life.....:-/ I don't know.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes, I got Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet....etc. ( SILLY :D D )
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm bastardly because I'm young and single:))
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You are very beautiful! A total cutie!
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pretty :) althou in some pictures Alot better than in other ones. looks like u have a nice personality too. u have it all!
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One of these days you will come across some pictures in your email for the bastardly lady... They will be of a 13 year old in bikini, exept a 45 year old fat man in cop uniform will be the sender... We know what happens next...
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Sweet mother of Kali....
I want to say something...but's SEVENTEEN!!!!
Shame on you, Jackson....shame....shame....urgh....must....not...say....anything....underage....
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Well, you're only 17 so commenting makes me feel a bit wanky, but here we go anyway...
You're cute. You're still young so you have potential. Your haircolor and makeup choices don't do you well, however. But I'm sure you'll find what suits you in time.
You need to tone up a bit (NOT lose weight, just tone), but of course that baby fat will also go away in time, as you get a bit older.
All in all not a bad lot. No pouty pics, no skanky outfits, no atrociously stupid answers: very very very good.
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mena suvari
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OK!!!! hmmm....Where do I start? OMG!!! She looks SO young in some photos!!! Ugly haircut too!!! The only thing about Russians is......They are greedy when it comes to money!!!!!
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As a brunette, you kind of favor Lily Allen (UK singer) and as a blonde, yeah a little bit of Drew Barrymore. You posted one too many pictures of the same facial expression. But I'm in a good mood today, and you're pretty decent. Cute face.
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You're very cute, and likely legal in your country...but not ours.
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To:Hopeful: WHo said I look like Keira Knightley?!
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Totally Drew Barrymore on page 2.....Nice face...Brunette makes your face look better.
As long as it is clean...I don't think there is anything wrong in commenting....Oh yeah, but I'm the pedophile right...Don't listen to me.
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You looked really pretty sitting down in the black dress---the blonde hair doesn't look good on you at all--stay a brunette!
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I just want to tell you that ...its legal from 15 years in czech. I'll be 18 this month so I could get married although you see me as a child. :) thats all. thanks for positive and as well negative comments:)) Have a nice day.
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I can't believe I'm going to say this... but I actually think this girl is cool!
She's not a whore like all other BLODs so far.
-Nice personality (no bragging in answers)
-Pretty face (Combo of Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz)
-Not toned, but certainly not fat - tone if you want to, but it's not necessary
Good BLOD! :-)
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These are good pics! They range from okay to downright sexy. Some pics you look kinda like Mena Suvari, some you look like the old Ashlee Simpson. Bonus points for the upskirt teaser... I can tell by your friends that you're the one that stands out in the group.
No nasty tattoos
No body piercings (that we know of)
Yeah, I'd do her.
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She had me at the almost upskirt on p. 5. Then the pic with her (i must assume) mom, brought it right back down until page 8 (pic 2). Then I read the comments and learned it was jailbait. Oh - the internal struggles now.....
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Hey ;-)
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Cute.
Blond is not for you, though.
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i like how she said she wouldnt sleep with an old man for 3mil, / would regret it for the rest of my life as well. and your right, she does look like a 17 year old little drew :) adorable and she has morals. how do you become bastardly lady of the day? sorry, im new to this site!
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beautiful smile
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I like her, although she may not be drop dead gorgeous, she definitely is very pretty, and not just averagely pretty, but in an interesting way. I liked the picture where she wears all black on page 8... Also, her face can look very attractive from some angles, and in some pictures not as attractive, but that's okay, and kind of makes me like her better. PS- I second the toning up comments- but it's not meant to be negative!
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Looks very pretty with the brown hair
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Pretty. Brown hair would appear to suit you best.
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good. brown hair required
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czeck mate
lame joke but your 17 thats the only thing i could say :)
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i have been to czechy many times
Anetka u go girl!
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:)
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I hate to break it to her but.............If an old codger has $3 million to spend on sex. He's not picking her, so she doesn't have to worry at all. She is cute.
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Looks like a combination of Ashlee Simpson and Lisa Marie Presley
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jailbait
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Awww, I like her. Her answers could be better though.
Otherwise she's adorable.
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Attn. retards:
These pictures are not illegal.
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As said before, very mena suvari-ish. She's cute and I think she looks great as-is.
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is it legal for me to say i would bang her brains out
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Looks NOTHING like Drew OR Mena..for fucks sake you people need glasses. She is boring and only a smidge cute, and needs to lose the fat gut! BARF BARF BARF @ you blind cunts comparing her to the lovely Drew!!!!!! Asshats!
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Since it's about a real woman, not a supermodel...
Plane tickets to Czech Republic: check!
You look quite good no matter the hair color, nice smile, nice everything else.
"Yes, I do. They are small but nice :-p"
Small? whose?
Your breasts are great, probably will age pretty well also.
Modi
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cute girl
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Watch out for them chezch republic porn scouts, don't wanna be seeing you on private gold.....
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cutie
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You look so much like Drew Barrymore
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....Damn Jackson! Wha gowan with the teenager's photos posting???? Do you want your 10 daily readers to go to jail???? Please, dont play with the law (I commited so many "unmoral" things that I wouldn't like the police to find out....)...
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but she's from e europe. Don't chicks over there start modeling at 13? Plus would it have really made a huge diff he she was one year older? i'm just saying that not everything has to be sexual. Remember, hypocrisy is a way of life
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Uhhh ... honey - you do not look like Keira Knightly. Sorry. Keira Knightly and her two clones could ride around inside you, and pretend you were a giant robot. That being said, hit the gym and you'd be fine. And remember, men like sluts. Even though you're only 17, there's nothing wrong with begging your friends to pee in your butt.
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Brownbag'r!
Oh btw Hey Mr Pinchy!
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You know what... I've been stuck in a place worse than the Middle East for about 3 months and I find this chick slightly attractive. Not that my standards are high. I've seen maybe 40 women in the same period. I would sex this slut up in a very dark alley and *some* civilizations would call it rape but it would be very sensual to me. "Boneable" is my rating.
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Big Papi, you dont like tatoos?
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i agree with jenny
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Thanks a lot for your positive comments:)
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OMG! Jay Leno's long lost illegitimate bastard child has finally been revealed!
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Well said Sophia (but too kindly for me...)!
"Baby fat"??? Wha chu mean?!!! The only "Baby fat" that a 17 year old teenager could have, is her hat, jacket, shirt, tank top, blouse, pants, skirt, belt, boots, socks, make up, parfum, jowels, sunglasses, bag, etc (I think you get the point...). Beside that, "fat" is fat! Except when you are REALLY a baby (or young), yo do have "baby fat", but other than that, you're just fatty! So quit playin' with this poor teenager's feelings and tell her the true : she will get fattier (and uglier) if she doesn't go to a gym or star doing somthine about it...
Yall gilr what I talk about. Your 17 and find your body okay (with musle a some places and fat at others) but then your 22-25 and BooOoOoOOm! You find your self fat! And so you ask yourself what could have happenned? You could have went wrong, but by the time you are style there doing nothing, you just get things deepers....
Com'on girls! It's not about getting "toned" but more, in good shape (or at least healthy)! Now, let's meet us at the gym for some "after training sex" under the shower!
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I agree. She totally looks like Drew Barrymore. Very Cute!!
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Nice up-skirt shot on page 5. Real classy...
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She looks a lot like Jessica Simpson and maybe slightly like Drew Barrymore.
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