Crazy Britney Spears is Bald and looks like an M&M!



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So I wake up this morning to see one of the top headlines is that Britney Spears shaves her head. Yesterday, it was all about her not lasting 24 hours in rehab and today this!

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this chick? Are we going to say it's her way of showing self-expression against the society that scrutinizes her every move or is she just a crazy-ass nut job that needs immediate help? Are her antics career sucide or is she purposely setting us up to stage the greatest comeback ever? I'm sure in the future we'll have Britney Spears E! True Hollywood Stories, VH1 Behind the Music, and probably a Barbara Walters Special.



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Wow...she has come a long way from her disney days. Sad.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 1:30pm
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the true test of prettiness is having a shaved head and still looking nice- Britney looks good. nice features. Imagine ugly paris hilton bald- EWWWWWWWWWWW

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 1:47pm
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ha ha ha ha ha. she's a chuck manson girl living on spahn ranch. nicely done, k-fed.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 1:51pm
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She looks like me!.... :(

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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I honestly think she looks cute.. here.. yes here!

Sometimes, after countless hours of makeup, she looks gorgeous, he face is one of the most beautiful ones IMO.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:37pm
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sinead o'connor and demi moore are by far the best looking shaved-girls. Brit? why don't you just stay shaving your firecrotch! atleast it looks better than Lindsey!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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She is certainly no Natalie Portman, is she?

It's rather pathetic, I actually feel quite bad for her. She's not doing this for a film role I presume (ala Demi Moore or Natalie Portman). So this throws me off.

I don't know what's going through her head. Maybe she thinks she's being edgy, maybe she thinks it looks attractive, maybe she is just literally crazy. (Which was the opinion of the people at the tattoo place she went to. They said she was acting paranoid and delusional).

Whatever her reasoning, it's got everyone talking. So if it's a PR stunt, it worked... though I dont' doubt it will leave people questioning her sanity from here on out.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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HOW COME WE NEVER SEE THIS FAT BITCH WITH HER KID ANYMORE? WHAT KIND OF MOTHER IS THIS PSYCHO. THEY SHOULD TAKE HER KID AWAY BECAUSE THIS IS GOING RIGHT DOWN THE SAME ROAD AS ANNA NICOLE SMITH, AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT TURNED OUT. MONEY CAN REALLY FUCK SOME PEOPLE UP!!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 4:25pm
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Oh my!... does anyone remember anymore when 4 years ago she was super hot and a mega star? Britney is going to be the new Anne Nicole Smith soon

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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I blame Britney's parents for whoring her out to the entertainment industry at such a young age.

Christina Aguilara entered the music biz because it was her passion and she has an incredible talent. Britney entered because her parents wanted to whore their daughter out for a quick buck.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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i never thought i could feel sorry for someone with a bazillion dollars, but i sure feel bad for her. this is one of the possible outcomes of being forced into showbiz from when you're a child. does it happen to everyone? to some extent, yes. all you have to do is watch these people on talk shows to know just how fucked up and convoluted their take on reality is. i hope she turns out ok. at least she has the money to get help and turn it around. i just hope she does.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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Yeah, nice dome. How 'bout some boobage action!!!!!

Holler!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 6:39pm
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What's the big deal? She shaved her head, it'll grow back. She is still the samw disgusting liar she's always been. A sham was foisted on the public - we were led to believe she was a normal white-acting girl, not some gangsta wannabe with a drawl.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 7:15pm
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It would be cool if she got a tatoo like Wanderlei Silva on the back of her head.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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Is this an attempt to get everyone's attention or just a plain dilusional act???
First thing I thought when I saw the picture is that she was a soldier or something. Looks like a guy :S
She's doing a lot of weird stuff lately, so I think she just needs some attention.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 7:29pm
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I wonder if her snatch is completely shaved too? I'd like to see some of that. I bet Larry Flynt of Hustler is on the phone to Britney now trying to get her to show it all in her moment of insanity. Best selling issue of HUSTLER ever!!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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You know, it's hard to believe, but at one time she was hot, at one time many men, including myself, wanted a piece... I can't believe this is the same woman - she's a train wreck and while I thought it was funny at first not it's just sad. She may very well put a gun to her head any day now and pull the trigger in one way or another.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 9:22pm
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Um, I've never heard of a haircut making world wide headlines before.
Maybe we all need to get a life!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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Just goes to show, most women get by on smoke and mirrors and men are too dumb to recognize a true beauty. Britney didn't lose it, she NEVER HAD IT.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 11:31pm
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I don't feel bad for this fat and bald fuck. I feel bad for her kids.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 1:16am
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She was going bald anyway. She lost a lot of hair after having the kids. Check this picture.

http://www.123imagehost.com/uploads/235-565-britney-spears-target-01-thu...

Talk about a receding hairline. She actually looks better bald.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 2:01am
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she looks like that guy from the Adams family.. the servant, tall bald looks like brittany.. does anyone know what im talking about?

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 8:36am
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This truly is the most significant event to have transpired in the United States in recent memory. How could our so-called elected officials be wasting all of our time debating non-binding resolutions for a minor low-level police action when something this momentous, this epic, this life-affirming, and dare I say, this crucial that it is more important than one's own life itself, is going on? P.S. Please for the love of Baby Jesus stop Gay Marriage.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 9:52am
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@ Roger winstone
You don't appear as a smartass, actually quite the opposite. We all realized a long time ago we have no influence on high political level, as everything is decided by rich and powerful lobbies that go against the average joe's interests. It's about time you realize this too. And get on the bandwagon of celebrity bashing.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 10:42am
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I'm sick of seeing this fat cunt. I wish she would do everyone a favor and kill herself.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 1:23pm
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I'm sick of her. She should slit her wrists.

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 1:29pm
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[...] Crazy Britney Spears is Bald and looks like an M&M! [...]

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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Go britney!! you got edge girl!

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 5:19pm
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Her hair has changed colors so many times it was probably ready to fall out anyway.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 1:32am
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OMgoosh, shut the fuck up about her, this is so sad!!!
I hoop she whill be fine, aftore all the drama.!!

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 4:21am
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Big Papi your so funny!!!! :) i agree, shes so done....

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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Actually she had too many hair extensions and her REAL HAIR was FOUR INCHES long geeez people. Check CNN, they have a video about it. If you had known her real hair was 4 inches long, you wouldn't be making a big deal out of this. YES almost all these celebrities have SHORT hair and what you think is their hair is HAIR WEAVES and HAIR EXTENSIONS.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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"Rehab my ass. How you like me now?" LMAO too funny guys!
Anyway, I'm starting to like this girl. She can always surprise me. THIS was totally unexpected, you gotta give her credit for that.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 3:17pm
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Justin T. will never like you bald because he can see his face on your head

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 9:07pm
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I think she just finished watching "V for Vendetta." She is going to get a case of Anna Nicole Smith fever soon and follow that road 'till the end.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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I swear I took one look at this and busted out laughing! I have now seen it all!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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From the front she looks fine, but from the back she looks like a buff man in a tank top.
Could shaving your head be part of the rehab? If not...what the hell? Either she wants be original or she's completely lost it. I bet K-Fed's glad about the divorce now.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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Oh dear. The situation doesn't look good does it?
Perhaps she shaved her head as some sort of 'new beginning' in preparation for going into rehab, then changed her mind. Or Perhaps it is some form of self-mutilation?
Is she at the start of a break-down or in the middle of one. Time will tell. Either way, I hope that she gets some solid help, forceably if need be.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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Get her into a buddist retreat. Not because of the lack of hair, but because of the change of pace and serenity.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 5:25pm
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She probably woke up with her head shaved ...I am sure she doesn't even remember how it happened......

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 6:40pm
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Her parents should so be sued for damaging her at such a young age.
Damn greed.

Does she need that kind of attention, or anymore of it ?
I don't want to feel sorry for her after the pathetic baby behind the wheel incident.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 10:11pm
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Maybe she will become a lesbian indie rocker.....not that theres anything wrong with that!

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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Listen,, you are dumb, stupid, retarted, every name in the dictionary... your not gonna sell any more albums because your old... no one likes you anymore,, face that.. get over it... loser.... This isn't the first dumb thing shes done.. all i have to say is
oops she did it again......

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 9:10pm
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Nice features? What drugs are you on?
She looks absolutely fantastically horrible!!!

Well, you can take the girl out of the white trash but...

I hope her kids will be placed in foster homes.

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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Have you guys seen the people blink in the classmates ad on the right of this page? It startled me while typing this and I forgot what to say...oh well

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:55pm
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[...] In another post, Phrack writes, Um, I’ve never heard of a haircut making world wide headlines before. Maybe we all need to get a life! [Britney Shaves Her Head] [...]

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 10:29pm
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What an ugly retard. I hate this bitch. Although I understand the freedom of shaving your head ;)

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 2:29pm
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