29 Scandalous Comments

Looks very butterface in the first picture...she's got nothin on Beyonce! Definitely nothin on my girl Keeley Hazell!!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 1:37pm
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I wouldn't mind pulling off those tight jeans and letter her swallow my bone-suckin' sauce.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 1:54pm
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Damn you marketing experts and stylists! Don't yall see this "finish product"? Just by looking at those pic, you know this singer don't sing for mature people. Com'on man! A 12 years old tee, a 14 years old make up, some 16 years old pants style and running shoes, a 18 years old attitude (discovering her sexuality....Tssss)....and all that on a not all grown up and defined body!!!!

I tell yall, she is some bullshit product!!!!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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What's her nationality again?
unf.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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She has pretty eyes and a nice mouth, but that NOSE! GAAH! It makes me feel like I'm looking into the face of an orangutan!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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Oh, you know what's possible, she might be the Gremlins offspring! Crap, don't anybody drink a glass of water around her unless you want disastrous results!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 3:19pm
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Nice

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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I would

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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Coke sniffin' nose.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 4:28pm
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from behind is definitely the best position...great view of the ass and complete shielding from the face...i bet she has a helluva head butt...

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 5:25pm
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[...] Rihanna makes love to you with her eyes. And her forehead. (The Bastardly) [...]

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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That is one gross, wide-as-fuck ass. Clever of the photographer to shoot it in profile in almost every shot, except page 4, to avoid showing its massive size. Only an extremely hard core ass man would go for this chick.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 7:52pm
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The makeup is attrocious.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 11:50pm
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her nose is as wide as her mouth! that's not normal!

Saturday, February 24th, 2007 @ 1:48am
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Who did her clothes and makeup? A pedophile? Very pre-buscent tease. Lolita 3 yrs prior. It's disturbing.

Saturday, February 24th, 2007 @ 5:36am
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almost perfect, could do with a bigger forehead and a wider ass...

Saturday, February 24th, 2007 @ 11:12am
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[...] Rihanna makes love to you with her eyes. And her forehead. (The Bastardly) [...]

Sunday, February 25th, 2007 @ 10:36am
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extremely cute in a tyra banks sort of way

Sunday, February 25th, 2007 @ 11:29pm
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She's cute as hell. Beautiful in every way.

Monday, February 26th, 2007 @ 6:46am
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WONK EYE...look at pic 1

Monday, February 26th, 2007 @ 2:36pm
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who the fuck are u people you're either a bunch of jealous ugly women, or gay men, her makeup is attrocious??? give me a fucking break, she's beautiful..and YOU KNOW IT.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 5:02am
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Yeah, I agree. What the hell, she's so beautiful and cute in those pics, how can u say she looks bad there? She's cute as hell!

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 7:33am
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i wouldnt mind FUCKING HER SENSLESS

Saturday, November 10th, 2007 @ 4:20pm
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nice vacuum cleaner nose!! what is that, a hoover ?!? id stick my schlong in it, hell even in both holes! lol

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 9:44pm
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Friday, January 11th, 2008 @ 1:43am
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She's so cute. I love her shoes.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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10 years and she'll look like what's-her-face...Lil' Kim?

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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Nasty. Get me a paper bag, stat!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 8:09pm
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