The Bastardly Minute With... Christina Aguilera

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No one can pull off heels, red lipstick, and red nails like Christina can!

Christina is Da Shizzle

Yo Bastardly, you need to do a post comparing and contrasting XTina's career with Britneys. Last night Xtina was doing the halftime show at the NBA All Star game while Britney was looking in a mirror wondering why the fock she shaved her head.

What a different path these two are heading down! XTina is at the TOP of her game, and Britney has hit rock bottom!!

i was just going to say the exact same thing!!!

Yeah, Maripito, true that.

I was just thinking that there was a time when Christina was sort of the less-successful Britney. Britney was "it".

But, it seems that true talent has won over Britney's trailer-trash, bald-headed self.

WHAT FOTOSHOPPPING CAN DO FOR YOU? SHE'S SHOWING US.

Yeah but Britney has sold over 75 million records wordlwide whereas Christine has sold just over 10 million.

christina should shave her head too...her hairstyle is so tired and it ruins boners...

gorgeous as always, but i agree with ninja. i am so sick of the white, ridiculously tousled hair. you are NOT marilyn monroe.

Is she deformed? She has NO shoulders and an enormous head.

Hot and talented

That would be crazy if Christina shaved her head too...I bet we'd see a bunch of kids running around with "hitler youth" heads then! Pic 3 is the best...

Hey Simon, I googled Christina's record sales, and I've so far heard no figure lower than 25 million CDs worldwide.

Actually, most sources say she's sold about 40 million. Not as many as Britney, but let's be honest here - when it comes to longevity in the music industry, Christina is whipping arse.

oh my fucking christ is she hot.

Britney will not sell one more record. I feel sorry for her, fame is/has really eaten her up.

I knew back in 99 this is how it would turn out for Christina. She is an ungodly huge talent.
She'll still be beltin em out when she's an old lady, just like Barbara Streisand, ONLY WAY BETTER!!!

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I love that tiny little sexy body of hers. And she's a true talent. Rock on, Xtina!

I'd do her.

Quickies...

+ What I would do to Christina Aguilera’s tiny body… [Bastardly]
+ Ashlee now has the same fucked up lips as Jessica [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ J Lo wins the photoshop award [Dlisted]
+ Paparazzi slander is the best kind of slander [Drunke...

UGH!
She looks like a 12-year-old who got into her older sister's closet.

How do her shirts stay on when her arms slope down like that? poor thing, needs shoulder implants...

Let me add Christina looks and sounds better than ever. I am going to see her in March in concert.

Ya, but Simon, who cares who has sold more records. Lets see...
- Britney has been married and divorced twice
- Britney has 2 kids
- Britney has put on about 30lbs
- Britney has no real singing talent compared to Xtina
- Britney has no hair

Britney was the work of a bunch of marketing geniuses. She did put on some good concerts for the teeny boppers, but it was not because she was a good singer, it was because she looked sexy to all the teen boys and girls. I always thought she was a bit pudgy, and that is really showing nowadays.

Britney = LOSER
XTina = WINNER