Yesica Toscanini vs. Marissa Miller - The Bastardly Sexy Legs Matchup



These snaps are from the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Party




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Excuse me for a few minutes...

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 4:26pm
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meh...

im just kidding =) they're both hot. i cant choose.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 4:41pm
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oh my god these girls are both incredibly ridiculously gorgeous. its a tough choice.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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Ahhh! Com'on yall!!! Seems like the Bastarly.com community is loosing up of its bastardness!

the answere is soOooOOoOOOoooOoOoo obvious!

Those cats both have miles long legs so, don't trip on at! I beleive people should see more like Yesica Toscanini for a nice evening and Marissa Miller for a crazy night. Yall know Toscanini look way more beautiful with basically any cloth on, but when it comes to strip off cloth, Miller bring sexiness to an harldy reachable level! I beleive their is no match up because they don't fit. The best of both world would be Toscanini's head on Miller's unbeleivebly hot body, PERIOD.

Thank for listen to!.....

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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I love Marisa, I really, really do. She is sex on a stick and a minxy little crumpet!

But if we're going to base this purely on legs, then I'll have to say Yesica's are more appealing to me.

Forgive me, dear sweet Marisa! I still love you!

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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If you read the last time these two matched up, I think Yesica cleaned Marisa's clock. =P

Voting Yesica again, since there's more variety: anything involving Marisa would require me blindfolded, her wearing a mask, her wearing a paper bag over her face, her wearing some padding on her face so I don't get a concussion from her massive cheekbones... ...well you get the idea.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 6:22pm
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Yesica's legs are infinitely superior to Marisa's badly tanned sticks.

Also, Yesica is a natural beauty - Marisa looks like Jessica Simpson plus 6 inches.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 7:35pm
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Difficult choice. Difficult. It came down to the fact that Ms Miller has the slightly shaplier calves in the end. That one fact swayed me. Swayed me more than a weeping willow tree in a high wind!

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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Marisa all the way

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 10:38pm
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I don't know who either of these woman are but I must have sex with both of them at the same time before I die...god damn

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 10:59pm
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I don't know who either of them are either, but the blond needs to buy some shoes that fit. Her right litlte toe looks like it's being squeezed so that the bone is about to pop out.

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 11:43pm
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Marissa doesn't look like a real person to me. Maybe she's a hot non-real person, but still

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 1:26am
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So, so, so very close.... but Marissa is showing the toe cleavage.

Marissa takes it!

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 5:40am
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Yesica Toscanini wins easily. She is natural beauty, her body and face (everything on her) is infinite times better than Marisa. Yesica wins hands down.

Saturday, July 28th, 2007 @ 4:11pm
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Marissa is just sex. Yesica would upgrade a blowjob a car backseat to an artistic expression of love, she's classy and hot

Friday, January 25th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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WOW, either, both! please!!!

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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Yesica Toscanini, and it isn't close......damn..

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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they both have really nice legs but i'll have to choose yesica because she's prettier. hahahaha

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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wow yesica looks absolutely gorgeous in these pics. hmmm never really seen the appeal in marisa...it looks like she spent too much time in the beach without any sunblock

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 8:49pm
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OMG, I think it's yes to yesica. Both soooo dreamy though.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 8:54pm
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Marissa Miller beyond a doubt
guys, it's not just about the legs but what's attached too them.

she's got a lot more going on than the other girl
100% woman!!!!

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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definitely Yesica

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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marisa miller has the hottest body in the bizzz. gisele who? oh and did ya'll see the random SI pics w/ kenny chesney? they were actually kinda cute.... haha

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 12:02am
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Jesica is beautiful and natural

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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I went Marissa as she is really a brunette, has prettier eyes, and rocking stomach, and FRECKLES!

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 @ 7:10pm
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OMG! i would kill for a body like those

Thursday, February 19th, 2009 @ 4:09pm
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Marissa is just reeking sex, she's just got the whore feel all over her

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 @ 2:29pm
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